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Re: Ijebu Man by tytylayor: 12:03pm On Feb 28, 2008
d other hand dey busy na grin tongue
Re: Ijebu Man by ituen(m): 9:35pm On Feb 28, 2008
doing WHAT, on WHOM?
Re: Ijebu Man by Migines(m): 1:23am On Feb 29, 2008
I hope i'm not pondering wat i think i'm pondering.
Re: Ijebu Man by clemcykul(f): 8:39am On Feb 29, 2008
the other hand is busy counting the amount of hairs tufe has in the armpit
Re: Ijebu Man by success123(m): 8:43am On Feb 29, 2008
are u saying that he cannot afford shaving stick.
Re: Ijebu Man by clemcykul(f): 12:28pm On Feb 29, 2008
now dats my fear
Re: Ijebu Man by tytylayor: 12:33pm On Feb 29, 2008
clemcykul:

the other hand is busy counting the amount of hairs tufe has in the armpit

clem y u like to dey jabo nw, d other is busy caressing my yummie, coz av missed him soooooooooooooooo much tongue tongue
@yummie
kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Ijebu Man by topeteadr(m): 12:50pm On Feb 29, 2008
Damn I'M R. O. T. F. L. M. A. O.
Re: Ijebu Man by ituen(m): 8:05pm On Feb 29, 2008
@TY

who is YUMMIE?
Re: Ijebu Man by Migines(m): 11:17pm On Feb 29, 2008
Her he-goat tufe.
Re: Ijebu Man by ituen(m): 6:22am On Mar 01, 2008
ok i remember now.

But is tufe a he-goat or is that just a title
Re: Ijebu Man by Migines(m): 10:17am On Mar 01, 2008
His title based on his former lyf, and present behaviour.
Re: Ijebu Man by success123(m): 11:03am On Mar 01, 2008
so ituen na dead corps walking
Re: Ijebu Man by clemcykul(f): 11:15am On Mar 01, 2008
@TYTY LOL grin

sucess the topic is tufe and not iteun.

iteun giv sucess the koko grin

hi miggie! kiss
da weekend has just started am gonn*a catch alotta fun 2dai grin wink
Re: Ijebu Man by success123(m): 11:24am On Mar 01, 2008
onpe
Re: Ijebu Man by clemcykul(f): 12:45pm On Mar 01, 2008
open u mean?

wat da hell r u opening? hope its not ur yansh?
Re: Ijebu Man by success123(m): 12:53pm On Mar 01, 2008
no not all, it is ur pussy, and for ur information that word is a yoruba slang
Re: Ijebu Man by clemcykul(f): 1:32pm On Mar 01, 2008
sorry dawg i aint got a pussy.

the one i once had is dead just concluded its burial last nyte, b4 it died it said u fuc*ked it to death!
Re: Ijebu Man by success123(m): 1:41pm On Mar 01, 2008
brave confession
Re: Ijebu Man by clemcykul(f): 1:48pm On Mar 01, 2008
nurse ur wound
Re: Ijebu Man by success123(m): 3:50pm On Mar 01, 2008
doctor urs
Re: Ijebu Man by clemcykul(f): 5:07pm On Mar 01, 2008
its been doctored and am as kool as the spring cool
Re: Ijebu Man by success123(m): 5:20pm On Mar 01, 2008
and mine has been nurse by a sweet scintillating nurse, she came to my house yesterday and u can believe what happen.
Re: Ijebu Man by ituen(m): 8:47pm On Mar 01, 2008
I can imagine

she gave u 2 shots of both Analgin and Chloroquine injections
Re: Ijebu Man by Migines(m): 7:40am On Mar 02, 2008
@success
no thanks to ur p1 brain, i doubt if u realise dat the "pussy" in question is a "pussycat"
Re: Ijebu Man by Migines(m): 7:41am On Mar 02, 2008
@clem
we gonn' have fun!
Re: Ijebu Man by popsonj(m): 8:05am On Mar 02, 2008
What fun?
Re: Ijebu Man by Migines(m): 8:06am On Mar 02, 2008
Ed'a'int non of ur biznes.
Re: Ijebu Man by Migines(m): 8:07am On Mar 02, 2008
Ed'a'int non of ur biznes.
Re: Ijebu Man by ituen(m): 12:31pm On Mar 02, 2008
hehe grin grin grin grin grin grin

Miggy abeg no oppress guy wey no get wife
Re: Ijebu Man by tytylayor: 5:33pm On Mar 03, 2008
@miggie

shocked shocked shocked u surprised me o shocked shocked shocked, ur best frend? meeeeeeeennnnn too bad,
anyway i wnt say anytin for nw lipsrsealed
Re: Ijebu Man by ituen(m): 9:45pm On Mar 03, 2008
. . and dont say anytin for ever

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