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Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by BABE3: 5:50pm On Dec 30, 2012
denzel2009:

There's no going back to any topic! Saliva is finished from the husband's mouth...Jidegirl12 is the shiit, she is proper loaded.

Your amebo ways don carry you here again. Hop back to the topic, my friend! Poor church rat! angry

Jidegirl12 says she's rich and that's causing chaos? Cynicism ( especially towards members) on an online forum is a waste of time. After-all, some claim they're married here and we all "believe" them (knowing fully well that they're more single than the number one).
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Winneygirl(f): 5:53pm On Dec 30, 2012
Dis thread shld be closed!
Haba!
Am disappointed dat d self-centered nature of 'some' pple has overshadowed d need 2help someone in distress.

4 those of us who advised Op, gud 2 knw we care enough 2 do dat.

D same us who successfully derailed d thread and made it abt 'ourselves', congrats!
Shey Una done belle full?

Dear Coogar, 4 not joining d derailers, THUMBS UP!!!
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by denzel2009: 5:55pm On Dec 30, 2012
BABE!:


Your amebo ways don carry you here again. Hop back to the topic, my friend! Poor church rat! angry

Jidegirl12 says she's rich and that's causing chaos? Cynicism ( especially towards members) on an online forum is a waste of time. After-all, some claim they're married here and we all "believe" them (knowing fully well that they're more single than the number one).




wetin dey do ego t'a mo bus?
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by freecocoa(f): 5:55pm On Dec 30, 2012
jay bee: Where is that dude with the billionaire handle?
Lmao grin grin grin

All of them na the same thing.
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by coogar: 5:56pm On Dec 30, 2012
jay bee: Where is that dude with the billionaire handle?

he's currently with dangote......his application to become a truck driver for africa's richest man was very successful.

denzel2009:
There's no going back to any topic! Saliva is finished from the husband's mouth...Jidegirl12 is the shiit, she is proper loaded.


i hope you are not trying to "gold-dig" your way into jidegirl's fortunes.......
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 5:59pm On Dec 30, 2012
who is the confused black woman that wants to call my name - bad belle in deed - i don't care if your net worth is more than bill gates and the late steve jobs combined - my issue with you is the nonsense about not mixing with black people - so now someone like Michelle Obama is now below ur level - I have seen and read it all today.
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 6:07pm On Dec 30, 2012
**clears throat** ........ did I hear golddig? For where?

BABÈ! Na so I see am too o! cheesy chaos indeed!

I have to go now ..... My kids are back and hubby's home .... I need some serious bedroom workout wink to get you guys off my system cheesy ...

I will be back if this thread hasn't been closed grin
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by freecocoa(f): 6:12pm On Dec 30, 2012
Aww please Jidegirl don't go na, I'm begging you please.

What do you want us to do while you are gone na?sad

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Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by denzel2009: 6:15pm On Dec 30, 2012
coogar:

he's currently with dangote......his application to become a truck driver for africa's richest man was very successful.



i hope you are not trying to "gold-dig" your way into jidegirl's fortunes.......

duh...why would I limit myself to just her fortunes?
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by damiso(f): 6:15pm On Dec 30, 2012
cotton101: who is the confused black woman that wants to call my name - bad belle in deed - i don't care if your net worth is more than bill gates and the late steve jobs combined - my issue with you is the nonsense about not mixing with black people - so now someone like Michelle Obama is now below ur level - I have seen and read it all today.

I think that issue should be thrashed on another thread probably on culture.Believe it or not there are so many people who think like that o.I dont talk to naija people,my kids are the only blacks in their class like its a badge of honour.I am not saying your kids cant be the only blacks but it really is not a badge of honour.SMH.We really need to deal with self hate and identity issues esp for those raising kids in the west.My kids MUST be proud of their heritage cos whether or not they are british,they cant escape the fact that they are of Nigerian descent.My 3 yr old sef understands when i tell her in yoruba se o fe ki a ma lo le(do you want us to go hone now).I know peeps who are embarassed if their kids understand their language.
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 6:16pm On Dec 30, 2012
freecocoa - she has to go and have her bedroom work out on her $100k bed in her £1.2 million home and u want her to stay on NL talking to us poor bad belle wretches - na wah for u!!

honestly i know people that earn what she earns and NEVER have they ever felt the need to tell anyone - people with enough sense know who has money - people with REAL money don't really feel the need to boast

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Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 6:17pm On Dec 30, 2012
Until then;
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freecocoa: Aww please Jidegirl don't go na, I'm begging you please.

What do you want us to do while you are gone na?sad

Start with washing your weave, don't blow dry then go hug the nearest transformer in your nearest power plant grin
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 6:19pm On Dec 30, 2012
cotton101: freecocoa - she has to go and have her bedroom work out on her $100k bed in her £1.2 million home and u want her to stay on NL talking to us poor bad belle wretches - na wah for u!!

honestly i know people that earn what she earns and NEVER have they ever felt the need to tell anyone - people with enough sense know who has money - people with REAL money don't really feel the need to boast


Custom made grin

Damiso; my kids speaks and understand Yoruba more than you could ever imagine.... tats wink
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by coogar: 6:21pm On Dec 30, 2012
denzel2009:
duh...why would I limit myself to just her fortunes?

Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 6:24pm On Dec 30, 2012
damiso:

I think that issue should be thrashed on another thread probably on culture.Believe it or not there are so many people who think like that o.I dont talk to naija people,my kids are the only blacks in their class like its a badge of honour.I am not saying your kids cant be the only blacks but it really is not a badge of honour.SMH.We really need to deal with self hate and identity issues esp for those raising kids in the west.My kids MUST be proud of their heritage cos whether or not they are british,they cant escape the fact that they are of Nigerian descent.My 3 yr old sef understands when i tell her in yoruba se o fe ki a ma lo le(do you want us to go hone now).I know peeps who are embarassed if their kids understand their language.

my dear i was looking at some prep schools - when I didn't see any black kids in the brochure i quickly ticked it off the list - i grew up here and still remember what i went thru in primary school crying home every day asking my dad why people hated me - I didn't even know the dif between black and white before one useless boy quickly informed me at 4 years old. and then i should now do that to my own child - u know how oyibo is now if u complain they will make sure ur kid gets kicked out of the school so that u will not cause trouble for them

or is it the oyibo that didn't invite my brother to his birthday party - how do you think i felt trying to explain to a crying 6 year old that he can'tgo to his best friends birthday cos according to him "my friends mum doesn't want black people in her home"

honestly - americans have a mixed race president and black wife who both went to IVY league unis - can u imagine this woman will tell her kids that the Obama daughters cannot come to her house cos they are black!!!

don't worry the higher up the social ladder she goes one day one non black person will remind her what colour she is
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by SisiKill1: 6:27pm On Dec 30, 2012
17 pages later and I am still wondering...how does he gather enough spit to make an impact?

In my experience, morning is about the only time you can secrete a lot of saliva....you know when you haven't brushed and your mouth automatically goes into default spit gathering mode because you can't swallow anything. After brushing though, it's smooth sailing from there and trying to generate a quarter of what you could in the morning takes a lot of effort.

I'm sitting here trying to do it and 10 seconds into it, my jaw already hurts... how the heck does he do it especially when we even add the fact that they musta had words right before the spit firing and we all know talking can dry the mouth out. ...so how does he do it?

Okay so now I have enough spit in my mouth and I believe it took about a minute and in that time a lot of thoughts passed through my mind which makes me wonder how at no point during that process did something not click in his head to tell him. ...Dude that's some nasty azz habit! What's the matter with you, God in his infinite mercies made you a human. Why the freak do you wanna rubbish his work by turning to yourself into a dog?

Maybe there is something more to this and our disgust at the idea of everyday spittle shower is not allowing us to see it. Dude could actually be a some freak of nature whose fluke powers may actually do some good to mankind (Don't ask me how. ..I ain't no scientist) and deep down he may know he's meant for that but he doesn't know how...hence the spitting at every junction.

He is probably hoping if he did it often enough, someone might notice this great power and help him make sense of it. You gotta imagine what great burden it must be on him to know he is not normal and have no idea what to do with his great powers (Remember how spiderman felt)

This might be an SOS, y'all. Now if we can just figure out what great good saliva generation speed and precise target spitting can do for mankind, maybe we can help him.

Who's with me?! cheesy
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 6:29pm On Dec 30, 2012
topic get k leg o - spit is no longer the focus
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by freecocoa(f): 6:41pm On Dec 30, 2012
jidegirl12: Until then;
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Start with washing your weave, don't blow dry then go hug the nearest transformer in your nearest power plant grin
C'mon be nice na, is this how you treat people who you think you are richer than? Have a little soul, it helps.
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Princess1982(f): 6:49pm On Dec 30, 2012
My my this is still going on? I think somebody likes attention if your really that bored maybe you should go play in freeway traffic.

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Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by EfemenaXY: 6:50pm On Dec 30, 2012
You can take the pig out of the gutters but you can never take the gutters out of the pig.

Am I the only one that's been cringing in embarrassment at certain posts? embarassed embarassed

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Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 7:08pm On Dec 30, 2012
Efemena_xy: You can take the pig out of the gutters but you can never take the gutters out of the pig.

Am I the only one that's been cringing in embarrassment at certain posts? embarassed embarassed

my dear seasons greetings and have a happy new year.
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by EfemenaXY: 7:15pm On Dec 30, 2012
^^ Same to you, my sister smiley

How's your little angel doing? cheesy
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by oyinmama(f): 7:17pm On Dec 30, 2012
Efemena_xy: You can take the pig out of the gutters but you can never take the gutters out of the pig.

Am I the only one that's been cringing in embarrassment at certain posts? embarassed embarassed

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The crassness no get part two
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by dayokanu(m): 7:20pm On Dec 30, 2012
I no know say rich people full this Nairaland ooo

And me dey hustle for prison and gas station job

Abeg help me ooo

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Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by armyofone(m): 7:21pm On Dec 30, 2012
done reading this Afghanistan and Syrian war in writing form grin. Time to cook this stockfish stew and fried Snail my mom sent me.

if anyone is hungry, come over. Must get permit to enter Military Base though.

OP, don't forget to always dial 911 for any son of Adam.
The American cop is ya friend, don't hestitate to use them grin.
Just one nighter in a police cell will jolts him back to reality.
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 7:24pm On Dec 30, 2012
Na wa o.

Me too, I want to be rich o.

Shout outs to all the married pipe here.

So many hypocrites on this thread, na wa.

I don't even know where to begin.
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by armyofone(m): 7:25pm On Dec 30, 2012
siddon for Texas dey cry grin. Come to the Northeast and come see real life tongue
dayokanu: I no know say rich people full this Nairaland ooo

And me dey hustle for prison and gas station job

Abeg help me ooo
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 7:26pm On Dec 30, 2012
Plz I wanna be rich enough to dangle a cheap-looking $250 jewelry on NL.

Iseeeeeee.
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by armyofone(m): 7:28pm On Dec 30, 2012
be ni o. Na only rich people dey eat Stockfish (Okporoko and Snail) for Amerikkah grin grin

Ileke-IdI:
Plz I wanna be rich enough to dangle a cheap-looking $250 jewelry on NL.

Iseeeeeee.
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 7:29pm On Dec 30, 2012
armyofone: be ni o. Na only rich people dey eat Stockfish (Okporoko and Snail) for Amerikkah grin grin

Abi grin

Some of us dey eat kulikuli while others get to chop imported suya lolol
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Nobody: 7:30pm On Dec 30, 2012
A very slow day on NL


*unfollows thread*
Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by Rotmyt: 7:58pm On Dec 30, 2012
A frustrated Nigerian wife on a foreign soil takes to nairaland and tries to count her "blessings". It's therapeutic for her but she has become a wealthy nuisance.

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