SamConquer: My dear why dont you go on and tell me the '3 errors' u discover in my sentence..

My friend, oya learn:

"I am as bewildered as you are. I can't believe a graduate wrote this gibberish."

and

"My Dear, please flag the three (3) errors you discovered in my sentence."

Automatically, it gives you an edge over your peers who are not one say you decide to start business in a market where most of the traders are school leaver, automatically you will be a better candidate for secretarial duties and other posts. Same applies to myriad of situations.

This thread is hilarious!!

Automatically, it gives you an edge over your peers who are not one say you decide to start business in a market where most of the traders are school leaver, automatically you will be a better candidate for secretarial duties and other posts. Same applies to myriad of situations.
So if you have the opportunity of becoming one, what stops you?

@OP, in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Jutresbien: Not when the graduate can't tell the difference between there and their

This is just a mere oversight and as such is admissible.
The attitude of our pedantic and pedagogical ignoramuses in this site is becoming highly insufferable.

People just sit down and come up with insensitive topics. Is this aguements worth it? Pls let's move on to things that can better our lives and stop all this rubbish.

Serendipity:
This is just a mere oversight and as such is admissible.
The attitude of our pedantic and pedagogical ignoramuses is in this site is becoming highly insufferable.

Cease e*j*a*c*u*l*a*t*i*n*g these innuendos. Its pathetic, the common mistakes you make.

O.T.I.S:

then you as the graduate why not answer his question?
how does one become truly or untruly a graduate?
graduate of/from/in what?
typical nigerian moronic semi educated fellow.

@OP
i suggest you visit your dictionary for the meanings of the word graduate, then you wouldn't ask such a question based on nigerian mentality(perception of the word graduate). One can graduate from a high school, nursing school, catering school, sports academy, even technical schools. not necessarily uniben/unilag as most nigerians think. if you are aware of this fact, then there would be no sense in asking "what is special"

Nairalanders with their superciliousness and megalomania. Didn't you catch the guy's drift.
It's indubitable that the word graduate is used in the popular sense to mean 'one who has a varsity degree'
So why being pernickety overmuch.

drexx: But seriously it saddens my heart to know the illiteracy rate in this country. That someone spent 4 years in the higher institution and can't write simple and correct english goes a long way to establish the fact that nigerian graduates are not employable. Really pathetic

keep quite fo..ol!!! U do not expect him 2b accurate because he is not writing an english examination,even the oyibo we imitating do not write correct spellings in dis kind of forums....4those english profs. that would want 2score my use of english,u can go n hug transformer down ur street cos i don't mind.

Sweetlemon:
My dear!
The tin don tire me! And to think that so many so-called graduates make this mistake!
They mistake there for their,
Here for hear,
Where for were
These for this
Waist for waste
Write for right
Proof for prove. Etc. Reading and comprehending simple essays has become a big problem now.
The level of education just keeps diminishing everyday. I wonder if there's still hope for our future generation. So pathetic!

That is no howler but a mere admissible peccadillo. So why the bedlam?

It all boils dwn to the course u read...if you read medicine,law or psychology u wudn't be askin' dis question in the 1st place...there is notin special about graduates lik you (dis one's that can't spell very well even after graduating)

uihebom: If the whole town are celebrating you that means you are from sokoto state or zamfara state.

Katsina or even Kano

Billyonaire: Cease e*j*a*c*u*l*a*t*i*n*g these innuendos. Its pathetic, the common mistakes you make.

Which mistake? I think you are mistaken instead.

Serendipity:
That is no howler but a mere admissible peccadillo. So why the bedlam?

LMAO!

What is special about psychology?? If u do not have something reasonable 2say keep quite.

GospelRapper: It all boils dwn to the course u read...if you read medicine,law or psychology u wudn't be askin' dis question in the 1st place...there is notin special about graduates lik you (dis one's that can't spell very well even after graduating)

DANILSA:
THANKS YOUNGKAHUNA FOR CORRECTING THE HOMOIDIOTA, YOU PROUDLY AND ARROGANTLY CAME TO DISGRACE THE GUY FOR HIS USE OF ANOTHER MAN'S LANGUAGE MEANWHILE YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL THREAD, WHICH SKUL YOU CRASH SEF?

He spelt it correctly now?

Serendipity:
This is just a mere oversight and as such is admissible.
The attitude of our pedantic and pedagogical ignoramuses in this site is becoming highly insufferable.

Abobi, these your vocabularies emanating from your Thesaurusical Lexicon don dey gimme face-ache

It's 'believe' not 'beleive'

Serendipity:
Nairalanders with their superciliousness and megalomania. Didn't you catch the guy's drift.
It's indubitable that the word graduate is used in the popular sense to mean 'one who has a varsity degree'
So why being pernickety overmuch.

Abobi, is your surname Obahiagbon?

EmmyDe25:
Now i know typographical error lyk mine is now a crime in Nigeria. As if ur any better. #flush left pls.

Next time write "as if you are any better" because "ur" is short for "your", ok?
Smh @ youths who are too proud to take correction.
Abeg make I commot from here before dem infect me

Adeniyi A.:
well,the guy must be living in the most slumiest of the slumiest part of Lag. to attract such appreciative attention

I'm afraid. No word like 'slumiest' or phrase like 'most slumiest'.
The word 'slum' is a noun, also a verb.
Thanks.

GospelRapper: It all boils dwn to the course u read...if you read medicine,law or psychology u wudn't be askin' dis question in the 1st place...there is notin special about graduates lik you (dis one's that can't spell very well even after graduating)

Abobi, you for kukuma include Sociology and Anthropology

OP asked a question and nobody as answered.

you guys are such snobbish eejits

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SamConquer: I am as bewilder as u are.i cant beleive is a graduate that wrote this giberish

why dont you also go through your post and discover the log in it before pointing to the speck in another's.

Sure,there might be many errors in what the post has written.But how many of us have been able to secure a GOOD JOB with the load of grammers we've got in our head(s).
Think about it and stop being childish

EmmyDe25: Gud morning everyone... Hpe u al had a merrious christmas? I just graduated from one of d Nigerian universities, and ever since i got home; whch was about 2months ago, d level of treatment i receive frm pple in my street got me so dazed that i am beginning to feel so overrated... Now sum pple around dnt even care to knw my name, because they feel so comfortable calin me a graduate.... Cud rmmba a passed dae wen a lady came lukin 4 sum1 in my hse who she dosnt knw his name, only to be directed at my door cos she said d guy is a graduate...
To me i dont feel dia's anytin special abt bin a graduate cos i blv numberless of dem can be found roamin d strit buh d level at whch ds pple kips placing me continue to make me feel so elevated nd has practicaly left me in awe... D question nw is.. is dia anytin spectacular abt bin a graduate? Pls handle me gently cos i knw quite a noba of pple hia are so gud at usin acerbic/acidic statement... I beseech u.
EmmyDe typed in from Lagos.

With your level of written English, I am not surprised that people around you think you have done so well, you must be sandwiched among mediocres. Having said that, where I stay and even my immediate family have rolled out so many professionals and professors that no one will bat an eye lid at the fact that you just managed a first degree. As I write, I have two masters degrees but the only thing that counts for me is the fact they seem to notice I am fairly successful as a lawyer and at my age. Bottom-line is, distinguish yourself and people will celebrate you, acquisition of first degree stopped being a big deal years back. Every family has at least one graduate, so what da phock are you yapping about. I am so incensed now. Mtchewwwwwww

Serendipity:
I'm afraid. No word like 'slumiest' or phrase like 'most slumiest'.
The word 'slum' is a noun, also a verb.
Thanks.

I'm afraid, you 've been nominated for the Honorary Doctorate Degree in English Language from the Nairaland School of Grammaire Correctionnes as Doctor of Lingua Correcteur

Sweetlemon:
LMAO!

What is hysterical?

Lanreclassic: Sure,there might be many errors in what the post has written.But how many of us have been able to secure a GOOD JOB with the load of grammers we've got in our head(s).
Think about it and stop being childish

Me I no know about others oh but me I dey one multinational for Port Harcourt

Na office I dey sef dey type my replies

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