Sleek05: I kinda agree with d op. Its just un4tunate dat wen u don't lyk d guy as much as he likes u, u tend 2 downplay all his care n emotions!

And that could be really painful.

J12: 11. He buys you suya while he eats onions.

i dey crazE?? Abi den no dey chOp onion 4 deir village?

REALITY101: High school crap

preciseLy!! I exhibited all dat when i was in high schooL especially #1

steaLing glances and den throwing her the "Bone" face when I'm caught!

All these are signs of emotional weakness, sincerely. Most women like real and strong men. Gbabe!

I havent fall inlove in my life before i just fancy my wife with her characther .what is love plz exeplian more

U 4got to add that he makes a complete idiot of himself

no 5 and 6 are probably the most important pointers. there is a big difference btw: gal: 'i cut myself'

guy 1: 'let me take you to the hospital'

and


guy 2:'where?' 'how?' 'let me see!' 'where is the first aid box'?

nuges...1:
Women are usually more sensory acute than men. They are more intuitive in detecting emotions and when a guy is interested. But there are times that you will meet a guy who is overly shy and discreet in expressing his feelings.

For the ladies out there who are curious (and sometimes clueless) as to how a guy feels about you, here are some signs/indications. Bear in mind, these are only indications and you need to calibrate his behaviors before making your conclusions:

1. He will be distracted when you are nearby and will steal glances at you and if you do notice him, he might look inconspicuous and pretends to look elsewhere.

2. He laughs at your jokes even if they are lame and no one laughs. If he is the office idiot, this one doesn’t count.

3. He may get nervous and stutters when he speaks to you [provided that he does not stutter in normal circumstances]. This is akin to the phenomenon when one gets tongue tied, head over heels and world got turned upside down. It has something to do with the bodily chemicals when one is in love.

4. He listens to you and remembers everything that you say, no matter how insignificant or crappy those things are.

5. He makes time and does little tasks and favors when you ask him. Just make sure that he is not the office ‘doormat’ that does things for everybody.

6. He notices new things about you and compliments you on your new hairdo, new dress, new shoes, etc.

7. He appears jealous when you are with another guy. According to Dr. David Buss in his book, The Dangerous Passion: Why Jealousy is as Necessary as Love and Sex, jealousy is a defense shield of love that men use to fend off constant threat from rivals and the possibility of betrayal from a partner.

8. He treats you a little different than how he treats other girls. Somehow, because he thinks of you a lot, he subconsciously displays more affection for you without realizing it.

9. He talks and looks at you differently than other people. It could be a longer eye contact or a more distinct smile when he talks to you.

10. When you are conversing with him and your friends, he responds mostly to you and not so much to your other friends. He looks at you whenever you speak and he may act as if your other friends do not really exist.

With all being said, the most ideal way to find out is to ask him if he is interested in you or drop hints. Anyway, most girls are pretty intuitive. If you get the feeling that he likes you, he probably does.

—————————————

Honey Bee is a self-declared recluse who seeks redemption for all the hearts he had broken. He wants to use his knowledge and experience to help others achieve a fulfilling and satisfying relationship… and ease his guilt. The nickname Honey Bee is meant to remind all men of their prehistoric Hunter-gatherer role. Although men do not have to hunt for food for their family and loved ones anymore, they still need to ‘bring home the bacon’. They still need to keep themselves busy as a bee and bring home the honey (money).

....OK

I exhibit no 4,I actually sent someone a text message on her birthday(12-12-12)...D text included something she said when we were in a practical session in 100lvl,(Now we are 300lvl)...the surprising thing is how did she know I was the one,although I used another number to text her.

appreciate when a guy decides to do himself services he can pay for. he is not stingy; he wants to be involved in every part of your life. i enjoy when my baby helps mae loose my braids or polish my nails than pay for those services. he might not be d best but... it's the thought that counts! A man in love develops a beautiful spirit. i love u baby! muaaah!

Well there is a big difference between being in love and trying to bleep a girl...a guy might display some of the above listed things there not because he is in love perse but pehaps he just wanna bleep a babe.

TALOSOBE,...ONYENEKWU,...WAIKEMAGANA..!!!

Karleb: I don't exhibit #10 so as 2 avoid #3. moreover i think it's my nature because i just discovered lately dat i don't tend 2 talk much i dn't really like it i always feel like talking( as in pouring my mind) and i always get mad whenever am in such situation and d problem is dat whenever i try 2 force it i just speak rubbish even with my sibling.

u r naturally dull

11. carries her to Mr Biggs on a date, buys her 10 pces of chewing gum when she is hungry and start telling her how he possesses these 10 qualities
12. activate overdrive mode and prove to her that you are capable of breaking the record set by Usain Bolt

nuges...1:
Women are usually more sensory acute than men. They are more intuitive in detecting emotions and when a guy is interested. But there are times that you will meet a guy who is overly shy and discreet in expressing his feelings.

For the ladies out there who are curious (and sometimes clueless) as to how a guy feels about you, here are some signs/indications. Bear in mind, these are only indications and you need to calibrate his behaviors before making your conclusions:

1. He will be distracted when you are nearby and will steal glances at you and if you do notice him, he might look inconspicuous and pretends to look elsewhere.

2. He laughs at your jokes even if they are lame and no one laughs. If he is the office idiot, this one doesn’t count.

3. He may get nervous and stutters when he speaks to you [provided that he does not stutter in normal circumstances]. This is akin to the phenomenon when one gets tongue tied, head over heels and world got turned upside down. It has something to do with the bodily chemicals when one is in love.

4. He listens to you and remembers everything that you say, no matter how insignificant or crappy those things are.

5. He makes time and does little tasks and favors when you ask him. Just make sure that he is not the office ‘doormat’ that does things for everybody.

6. He notices new things about you and compliments you on your new hairdo, new dress, new shoes, etc.

7. He appears jealous when you are with another guy. According to Dr. David Buss in his book, The Dangerous Passion: Why Jealousy is as Necessary as Love and Sex, jealousy is a defense shield of love that men use to fend off constant threat from rivals and the possibility of betrayal from a partner.

8. He treats you a little different than how he treats other girls. Somehow, because he thinks of you a lot, he subconsciously displays more affection for you without realizing it.

9. He talks and looks at you differently than other people. It could be a longer eye contact or a more distinct smile when he talks to you.

10. When you are conversing with him and your friends, he responds mostly to you and not so much to your other friends. He looks at you whenever you speak and he may act as if your other friends do not really exist.

With all being said, the most ideal way to find out is to ask him if he is interested in you or drop hints. Anyway, most girls are pretty intuitive. If you get the feeling that he likes you, he probably does.

—————————————

Honey Bee is a self-declared recluse who seeks redemption for all the hearts he had broken. He wants to use his knowledge and experience to help others achieve a fulfilling and satisfying relationship… and ease his guilt. The nickname Honey Bee is meant to remind all men of their prehistoric Hunter-gatherer role. Although men do not have to hunt for food for their family and loved ones anymore, they still need to ‘bring home the bacon’. They still need to keep themselves busy as a bee and bring home the honey (money).

IN OTHER WORDS HE BECOMES MUMU.

I don't exhibit Number 7

this is serious.

nl pays some people sha,

become celebrity (of sorts) on nl, become mod on nl, now you want to also get wife on nl?

hmm, interesting, make we see the pikin for nl.

Ashmark: Childs play......Whenever am asking a girl out,I dnt remember anything that she's saying. Even when she tells me her name, I still dnt remember after 5min or so...Nt me my mind no de dere.

[color=soyouquotedme]If you are truly interested you will pay attention to the details [/color]

J12: 11. He buys you suya while he eats onions.

[color=soyouquotedme]So true, not applicable to me though [/color]

Shaw007: preciseLy!! I exhibited all dat when i was in high schooL especially #1

steaLing glances and den throwing her the "Bone" face when I'm caught!

[color=soyouquotedme]Confession time.

I agree that most people practiced most of it in high school.

As we grow up we realise there is more to life than paying silly attention to a girl. [/color]

Compliance: All these are signs of emotional weakness, sincerely. Most women like real and strong men. Gbabe!

[color=soyouquotedme]hi 5 [/color]

For me, its 10/10

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
... >05. Don't bother him about his
movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST
ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: >
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes.......

Long story!

Trash!

If you love a lady, walk up to her and 'talk your own' once and for all.

By so doing, you would have taken the 'emotional burden' off your chest and placed it on hers.

Why torture yourself indefinitely?

Guys, wise up!

Mr Exxell: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
... >05. Don't bother him about his
movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST
ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: >
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes.......

that naa waar!

abiL: Complete utter bullshït!


Stop getting "like" mixed up with "love"

God bless you!!! Sometimes,I wonder where pple get all dese crappy stuffs dey post on NL from.

all theories...

chronique:

God bless you!!! Sometimes,I wonder where pple get all dese crappy stuffs dey post on NL from.

i tire oh.

Flytefalls: Please, I am being starved of #3

190, IS THIS TRUE?

tjack: since u are starved what do u need will be glad to offer if u dnt mind?

You want to faint and melt at my every breath??

Yaksson: lol U sure? Maybe u need to grab his fingers and notice if it gets warm and sweaty suddenly, then he won't be able to talk properly. Bliv me. Its an indicator.

190, come!

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