Please share your Funny new year messages and pictures, let's kick start the new year in grand style with Laughter.

As you log out of 2012 & browse into Jan 2013,may u double click signs & wonders, download double portions, prosperity, gud health & print out uncommon miracles, and may d Almighty b ur fire Wall against any suspicious & malicious attacks frm d enemy.Happy new year.


This new year, may you have accidents, accidental breakthrough, accidental favour, accidental upliftment and may ur accidents be huge. Happy new year.

Every devil that swallowed your blessings in the 2012, this new year, i command them to Poo, and may you be willing to receive.

Lol

There have been many times in 2012 when I may have disturbed you
troubled you
irritated you
bugged you
deceived you
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2013.

nikkyshyne: There have been many times in 2012 when I may have disturbed you
troubled you
irritated you
bugged you
decievied you
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2013.

Hilarious!

nikkyshyne: There have been many times in 2012 when I may have disturbed you
troubled you
irritated you
bugged you
decievied you
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2013.

Holyghost fire! Back to sender.

Hehehe

nikkyshyne: There have been many times in 2012 when I may have disturbed you
troubled you
irritated you
bugged you
decievied you
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2013.

Wow!...that's so funny

For Greek scholars only.

Jowo fi rushing se Adura yi fun ara e:
1. Ori buruku o ni di tenant mi
2. Ijangbon o ni so mi di neighbor
3. Amubo o ni di customer mi
4. Osi o ni so mi di hobby
5. Omi inira o ni di favourite drink mi
6. Aisan o ni da ajo si mi lowo
7. Emi o ni bawon mu yara logba ewon
8. Tailor to nranso iponju ko ni mo size mi
9. Iku koni ri wa gbese
10. Oloore mi ko ni fi obituary damimo. Amin.

I prophecies to your life boko haram will not visit you, you wont dine with kidnapper, enter the pit of upliftment. Just say amen

nikkyshyne: There have been many times in 2012 when I may have disturbed you
troubled you
irritated you
bugged you
decievied you
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
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.
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I plan to continue it in 2013.

lol...ok to your bf

nikkyshyne: There have been many times in 2012 when I may have disturbed you
troubled you
irritated you
bugged you
decievied you
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2013.

I sent an edited version of this text, like apologizing for 2012 misdeeds.

nikkyshyne: There have been many times in 2012 when I may have disturbed you
troubled you
irritated you
bugged you
decievied you
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
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.
.
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I plan to continue it in 2013.

Really funny!!! Love this

Na so o,

I wish u and ur family a blesed newyear n I pray boko haram will bomb any problem in ur life,supsidy will shorten d life span of ur enemy n mend wil kidnap dose who say u won't see 2014 amen

May d trailer of goodness jam u, May u enter d trap of blessings u wil neva b able 2 escape from.
may u b bombed by favour,
collapse under d anointing of his presence.
May u b hospitalised through out dis year in divine abundance.
Happy new yr

ohisola: May d trailer of goodness jam u, May u enter d trap of blessings u wil neva b able 2 escape from.
may u b bombed by favour,
collapse under d anointing of his presence.
May u b hospitalised through out dis year in divine abundance.
Happy new yr

dis 1 get as he be o, as in disastrous blessings. Amen o. But make he take am softly softly make man no collapse.

it's time to use more of 'BLOOD OF GOD'. let's minimize the use of blood of Jesus. ...LOL

Tuale tuale,,I love you! thank you ! thank you! merci beau coup!! Obrigado..!! Gracias..!!dankeso!!mardacel!! Asanta-sana..!! Niaponga.!!Tiaponga...I love you,thank you ...happy new year ! ..double portions >>>> neXt levelssss#topaz#

Stop complaing,
u better appreciate what God has done for u,
if not i am on my way to snatch them

happy new yr.

Lmao....Ghost mode....

Such a lovely thread to begin the year. Nigerians are really wonderful people.

Make baba God nak u wit corret blecin, plenti bullet proof, enuf alocation from 2013 fedral buget, nd belle wey dey coole.

Following....

To all GarriLanders welcome to the new year.
To Mukina2, Sexkillz, Missy_B. May God continue to punish U and thwart all ur plans to keep me under wraps.
Waiting for my new year ban
P.S, am already used to it.

Even if one million people wanted to enter 18 seater bus or Aeroplane,the position of Driver and Pilot are always reserved
I decree as God's messenger that nobody will struggle with your position in life. Your seat of greatness is Reserved., happy new yr

abasifo: Even if one million people wanted to enter 18 seater bus or Aeroplane,the position of Driver and Pilot are always reserved
I decree as God's messenger that nobody will struggle with your position in life. Your seat of greatness is Reserved., happy new yr

.Amen,that's constant blessing bro.

As u enta 2013 God shal put a hole in d frnt teeth of ur enemies so dat wen da smile, u shal no dem...

As u start this new year:
JOY will embrace you,
You will enter into BLESSING,
You will scream HAPPINESS name with pleasure
MIRACLE will give you Mouth Action
You will av abundance of GRACE for ur escapades
You will av FAITH to enter AMAKA(goodness)
With PATIENCE, you will not av premature ejaculation
Your boring tool(p~€+n~i~§) shall not loss its boring abilities.