Help me with CORNY jokes. I need them to be corny and clean for entertaining my Guests in the lines of T² at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom, It's our job now to entertain,

-Two antennas go to a wedding and on the way home the first antenna makes a comment that the wedding wasn't as good as it expected it to be, and the second antenna says "yeah, so, the 'reception' was amazing!"

-Two blondes walk into a bar,

The brunette ducks!

Stuff like that, Please help,

(P.S. You know I'm sexy in this picture, yeah, right, Lol. It's very humorous though )