Mesopotamia: FG to ASUU-"produce 10 female undergraduate virgin and we shall meet your demands"

Bros abeg o...u no want mk we go skul again? If ASUU tk ds idea serious I go fight u o...

Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria and solve this ASUU malaise.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"
WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?

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Mesopotamia: FG to ASUU-"produce 10 female undergraduate virgin and we shall meet your demands"

10? Walai dey no fit see am even 4 senior sec. sch let alöne university. Dem fit manage see male virgins sha

godofphysics: 10? Walai dey no fit see am even 4 senior sec. sch let alöne university. Dem fit manage see male virgins sha

What r u trying 2 insinuate??

@farano:
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posted my opinion

@farano:
What r u trying 2 insinuate??

I feel his post Is very clear

godofphysics: 10? Walai dey no fit see am even 4 senior sec. sch let alöne university. Dem fit manage see male virgins sha

lwkmd....

@farano:
What r u trying 2 insinuate??

he's saying that male virgins are more while female virgins are very scarce

Wow! I must say this! Perusing this thread really gladdens my heart, i see beautiful talented gorgeous unique intelligent great minded peepz here! U guys rock! Dnt forget to discover ur purpose if u havent!

Unilag produces world class figures.....true

yemmytcm: Though In a world of black and white people,our true colours shouldn't be hidden. How beautiful will this world be if everyone who claims to be a christian goes out and act like one? ....I'm Jesus',and I'm not ashamed of that. #zoepleth0ra

I CHOOSE TO LIVE FOR JESUS! I'M NOT ASHAMED OF HIM! I LOVE HIM CAUSE HE HEARS OUR FAINTEST CRY, HE'S CONCERNED ABOUT YOU...,....

engr lucky:

Yeah! Welcome out!! How's Ogbunike cave?

cave ke!!!! Nt me ooo...more lyk jungle ...prof labo i see ur hand wrk oooo

ugonna1054: he's saying that male virgins are more while female virgins are very scarce

BIG LIE. Are u trying 2 say dat gals r responsible 4 loosin dia virgnity? If female virgns are scarce, male virgns shuld b scarce too. Yeah! Dats d fact Pls! I'm not trying 2 derail dis thread o.

hillsnite: cave ke!!!! Nt me ooo...more lyk jungle ...prof labo i see ur hand wrk oooo

Don't tell me u wanna blame me for that o.U said u wanna travel nau,abi u've forgotten dat day before dat day of the other day and before that tomorrow.I'm sure u've remembered now or u need date? It was on 36/13/2298 hmmmm.......Dazall!!!

@farano:
BIG LIE. Are u trying 2 say dat gals r responsible 4 loosin dia virgnity? If female virgns are scarce, male virgns shuld b scarce too. Yeah! Dats d fact Pls! I'm not trying 2 derail dis thread o.

if the girls re nat responsible 4 losing der v****ty am I??LoL.ok male And female virgins re scarce but the female folks are SCARCER..that's it..

Zikstar4me: posted my opinion

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@farano:
What r u trying 2 insinuate??

dat u're not, but I am. shey make we test am?

An empty pocket is an
immediate disaster while an empty brain catalyses an imminent disaster.
Happy new week to y'all. Remain blessed and stay informed

hillsnite: cave ke!!!! Nt me ooo...more lyk jungle ...prof labo i see ur hand wrk oooo

Hehehehehee.........
I was really wondering! When did you turn to 'Osama been hiding'
Prof Labodz, remember 'thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbour ooooo'

@farano:
BIG LIE. Are u trying 2 say dat gals r responsible 4 loosin dia virgnity? If female virgns are scarce, male virgns shuld b scarce too. Yeah! Dats d fact Pls! I'm not trying 2 derail dis thread o.

BIGGEST LIE. Have you forgotten that there are twice girls as boys in the world and it is very possible for just a guy to dis***gin up to two, three of them without looking back because.....










Girls are gullible. They are easily deceived. Imagine this place i can mention some virgin guys. People like Prof. Labods, Oga Ortarico etc. But as for the girls, its better we ask Oga Yemmy.

engr lucky:
Hehehehehee.........
I was really wondering! When did you turn to 'Osama been hiding'
Prof Labodz, remember 'thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbour ooooo'

abi oooo...hw ave thou been nw

labodinho: Don't tell me u wanna blame me for that o.U said u wanna travel nau,abi u've forgotten dat day before dat day of the other day and before that tomorrow.I'm sure u've remembered now or u need date? It was on 36/13/2298 hmmmm.......Dazall!!!

prof labo... God is watching in 5000D ooooo.. Anyways hw's ur clinical works been?

Happy new week.

hillsnite: prof labo... God is watching in 5000D ooooo.. Anyways hw's ur clinical works been?

Oya,no vex nah.Mayb ma translator was faulty that day.Bout that other one,i will click start botton on MONDAY.

engr lucky:
Hehehehehee.........
I was really wondering! When did you turn to 'Osama been hiding'
Prof Labodz, remember 'thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbour ooooo'

*Knees down n open Psalm 51,pray n burn incense*May God Almighty forgive me and u too.Amen...........Offering time,..............Yemmy go bring bowl collect OWO ADURA

Sum1 should pls help us beg unilag to release d supplementary list na.......diz suspense z getting outa hand.....

oladoya: BIGGEST LIE. Have you forgotten that there are twice girls as boys in the world and it is very possible for just a guy to dis***gin up to two, three of them without looking back because.....










Girls are gullible. They are easily deceived. Imagine this place i can mention some virgin guys. People like Prof. Labods, Oga Ortarico etc. But as for the girls, its better we ask Oga Yemmy.

careful o, some girls might find that insulting saying they are gullible