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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 12:15pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Mesopotamia: FG to ASUU-"produce 10 female undergraduate virgin and we shall meet your demands"Bros abeg o...u no want mk we go skul again? If ASUU tk ds idea serious I go fight u o... |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Kiingsolomon(f): 12:28pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her: JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria and solve this ASUU malaise. "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?" David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?" The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it? SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you." He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora, SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister,who is it?" Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!" Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan. Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili! Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!" WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT? |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 12:49pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Owbeecee:thanx mahn |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by engrlucky: 1:46pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
rashywire: who knws d condition dey use 4 d supplimentary list? answer asapLongest time bro. How u dey. The answer to your question is difficult. Just pray that God should favour you. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by yemmytcm(m): 2:25pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Though In a world of black and white people,our true colours shouldn't be hidden. How beautiful will this world be if everyone who claims to be a christian goes out and act like one? ....I'm Jesus',and I'm not ashamed of that. #zoepleth0ra 1 Like |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Zikstar4me(m): 4:08pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
yemmytcm: Though In a world of black and white people,our true colours shouldn't be hidden. How beautiful will this world be if everyone who claims to be a christian goes out and act like one? ....I'm Jesus',and I'm not ashamed of that. #zoepleth0rainspiring post. What's the meaning of your hashtag 1 Like |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 4:50pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 4:55pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Mesopotamia: FG to ASUU-"produce 10 female undergraduate virgin and we shall meet your demands"10? Walai dey no fit see am even 4 senior sec. sch let alöne university. Dem fit manage see male virgins sha ![]() |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 6:51pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
godofphysics: 10? Walai dey no fit see am even 4 senior sec. sch let alöne university. Dem fit manage see male virgins shaWhat r u trying 2 insinuate?? |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Zikstar4me(m): 6:51pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
@farano:posted my opinion |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Zikstar4me(m): 6:53pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
@farano:I feel his post Is very clear 1 Like |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Mesopotamia(f): 8:22pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
godofphysics: 10? Walai dey no fit see am even 4 senior sec. sch let alöne university. Dem fit manage see male virgins shalwkmd.... |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by ugonna1054(m): 8:36pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
@farano:he's saying that male virgins are more while female virgins are very scarce |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Cutesthunk(m): 9:39pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Wow! I must say this! Perusing this thread really gladdens my heart, i see beautiful talented gorgeous unique intelligent great minded peepz here! U guys rock! Dnt forget to discover ur purpose if u havent! |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Cutesthunk(m): 9:40pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Unilag produces world class figures.....true |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Cutesthunk(m): 9:42pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
yemmytcm: Though In a world of black and white people,our true colours shouldn't be hidden. How beautiful will this world be if everyone who claims to be a christian goes out and act like one? ....I'm Jesus',and I'm not ashamed of that. #zoepleth0raI CHOOSE TO LIVE FOR JESUS! I'M NOT ASHAMED OF HIM! I LOVE HIM CAUSE HE HEARS OUR FAINTEST CRY, HE'S CONCERNED ABOUT YOU...,.... 1 Like |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by hillsnite(m): 9:43pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
engr lucky:cave ke!!!! Nt me ooo...more lyk jungle ...prof labo i see ur hand wrk oooo |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 11:03pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
ugonna1054: he's saying that male virgins are more while female virgins are very scarceBIG LIE. Are u trying 2 say dat gals r responsible 4 loosin dia virgnity? If female virgns are scarce, male virgns shuld b scarce too. Yeah! Dats d fact Pls! I'm not trying 2 derail dis thread o. 1 Like |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by labodinho: 11:56pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
hillsnite: cave ke!!!! Nt me ooo...more lyk jungle ...prof labo i see ur hand wrk ooooDon't tell me u wanna blame me for that o.U said u wanna travel nau,abi u've forgotten dat day before dat day of the other day and before that tomorrow.I'm sure u've remembered now or u need date? It was on 36/13/2298 hmmmm.......Dazall!!! |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by ugonna1054(m): 12:09am On Sep 15, 2013 |
@farano:if the girls re nat responsible 4 losing der v****ty am I??LoL.ok male And female virgins re scarce but the female folks are SCARCER..that's it.. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 12:46am On Sep 15, 2013 |
Zikstar4me: posted my opinionk |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 12:56am On Sep 15, 2013 |
@farano:dat u're not, but I am. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 1:20am On Sep 15, 2013 |
An empty pocket is an immediate disaster while an empty brain catalyses an imminent disaster. Happy new week to y'all. Remain blessed and stay informed |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by engrlucky: 5:57am On Sep 15, 2013 |
hillsnite: cave ke!!!! Nt me ooo...more lyk jungle ...prof labo i see ur hand wrk ooooHehehehehee......... I was really wondering! When did you turn to 'Osama been hiding' Prof Labodz, remember 'thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbour ooooo' |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 6:47am On Sep 15, 2013 |
@farano:BIGGEST LIE. Have you forgotten that there are twice girls as boys in the world and it is very possible for just a guy to dis***gin up to two, three of them without looking back because..... Girls are gullible. They are easily deceived. Imagine this place i can mention some virgin guys. People like Prof. Labods, Oga Ortarico etc. But as for the girls, its better we ask Oga Yemmy. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by hillsnite(m): 7:25am On Sep 15, 2013 |
engr lucky:abi oooo...hw ave thou been nw ![]() |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by hillsnite(m): 7:27am On Sep 15, 2013 |
labodinho: Don't tell me u wanna blame me for that o.U said u wanna travel nau,abi u've forgotten dat day before dat day of the other day and before that tomorrow.I'm sure u've remembered now or u need date? It was on 36/13/2298 hmmmm.......Dazall!!!prof labo... God is watching in 5000D ooooo.. Anyways hw's ur clinical works been? |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 8:10am On Sep 15, 2013 |
Happy new week. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by labodinho: 8:38am On Sep 15, 2013 |
hillsnite: prof labo... God is watching in 5000D ooooo.. Anyways hw's ur clinical works been?Oya,no vex nah.Mayb ma translator was faulty that day.Bout that other one,i will click start botton on MONDAY. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by labodinho: 8:42am On Sep 15, 2013 |
engr lucky:*Knees down n open Psalm 51,pray n burn incense*May God Almighty forgive me and u too.Amen...........Offering time,..............Yemmy go bring bowl collect OWO ADURA |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Mesopotamia(f): 12:33pm On Sep 15, 2013 |
Sum1 should pls help us beg unilag to release d supplementary list na.......diz suspense z getting outa hand..... |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Zikstar4me(m): 12:49pm On Sep 15, 2013 |
oladoya: BIGGEST LIE. Have you forgotten that there are twice girls as boys in the world and it is very possible for just a guy to dis***gin up to two, three of them without looking back because.....careful o, some girls might find that insulting saying they are gullible |
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