Zikstar4me: careful o, some girls might find that insulting saying they are gullible

Yeah...d gullible ones will!

oladoya: BIGGEST LIE. Have you forgotten that there are twice girls as boys in the world and it is very possible for just a guy to dis***gin up to two, three of them without looking back because.....










Girls are gullible. They are easily deceived. Imagine this place i can mention some virgin guys. People like Prof. Labods, Oga Ortarico etc. But as for the girls, its better we ask Oga Yemmy.

You're in the spirit master.

Owbeecee:
Yeah...d gullible ones will!

Lol. . .see as you take hammer hit the nail for head!

Ortarico:

Lol. . .see as you take hammer hit the nail for head!

Na d truth I yan o...

Kiingsolomon: Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria and solve this ASUU malaise.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"
WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?

is dis supose to be a joke? i fink u will do badly as a comedian because dis joke no funny at all. hope u no dey plan to do comedy o

Owbeecee:
Na d truth I yan o...

You dey factual jahrey my bro

labodinho: *Knees down n open Psalm 51,pray n burn incense*May God Almighty forgive me and u too.Amen...........Offering time,..............Yemmy go bring bowl collect OWO ADURA

God forgive me? Wetin I do na?

Walextopolino: is dis supose to be a joke? i fink u will do badly as a comedian because dis joke no funny at all. hope u no dey plan to do comedy o

Guy calm down na, he's jus tryin 2 make d tread lively...I wonda y ure condemning a pesons contribution...and I doubt if u can do beta dan he has jus done

@farano:
What r u trying 2 insinuate??

its true

Mesopotamia: Sum1 should pls help us beg unilag to release d supplementary list na.......diz suspense z getting outa hand.....

i swear

By the time the strike is called off, many girls would be a few months pregnant... Accept that fact.. FG and ASUU has just increased the population of the already full Nigeria, hence, more calamity.. Make dem just think na

Ortarico:

You dey factual jahrey my bro

Thanks boss

.

Walextopolino: is dis supose to be a joke? i fink u will do badly as a comedian because dis joke no funny at all. hope u no dey plan to do comedy o

lol,,,,,,,,, comedian ke?, who gat time for dat,well, I copied it from an fb status update, perhaps it could make d rum to b pulsating.... And thanx for d comment. #####

engr lucky:

God forgive me? Wetin I do na?

For we are born in sin and in sin our mother conceive us.

Owbeecee: .

mtchew.... No wonder, na you OPC(owbeecee) wetin the guy con do you now? Atleast its better if his hypothalamus undersecretes the dopamine than in excess.

Rap maestro: By the time the strike is called off, many girls would be a few months pregnant... Accept that fact.. FG and ASUU has just increased the population of the already full Nigeria, hence, more calamity.. Make dem just think na

WETIN GALS DO UNA??

@farano:
WETIN GALS DO UNA??

nothing... Jes been truthful

Haha. EVERY UNILAG THAT IS HOLDING THE REGISTRATION DATE AND SUPPLEMENTARY LIST, ....... -complete-it-o..werz akanbi?

Rap maestro: nothing... Jes been truthful

If we vex eehh, wahala go dey 4 una side o....no gal go gree 4 una again

damosky12: Haha. EVERY UNILAG THAT IS HOLDING THE REGISTRATION DATE AND SUPPLEMENTARY LIST, ....... -complete-it-o..werz akanbi?

wetin dis quiet bros do u nau? Can't u just let d sleeping dog lie?

At a Wedding in a Church, the
Pastor said to
the Congregation; Is there any
Man or Woman
here who knows any thing that
will make this
wedding not to go on?. You may
say it now or
forever remain silent. Akpos
quickly stood up at
the back and started walking
towards the altar.
The Bride fainted, the Groom ran
out of the
church. The Pastor gave Akpos
microphone to
say what he want to say. Akpos
said; Pastor,
please show me the way to the
toilet, i want to
shit.

Anyone, who has collected a statement of result from WAEC should please share a little info with me. thanks

oladoya: mtchew.... No wonder, na you OPC(owbeecee) wetin the guy con do you now? Atleast its better if his hypothalamus undersecretes the dopamine than in excess.

U too fast. Post wey I delete.

damosky12: Haha. EVERY UNILAG THAT IS HOLDING THE REGISTRATION DATE AND SUPPLEMENTARY LIST, ....... -complete-it-o..werz akanbi?

If I hear anybody scream dieeeeeeeeee!!! Abi if d skul die where we go go?

hillsnite: abi oooo...hw ave thou been nw

I'm doing good o jare. That word 'cave' reminded me of one question unilag used to turn me to mumu.

labodinho: For we are born in sin and in sin our mother conceive us.

Psalm 51 tinz

@farano:
If we vex eehh, wahala go dey 4 una side o....no gal go gree 4 una again

and we go also deprive you of our material things to.. 50:50

damosky12: Haha. EVERY UNILAG THAT IS HOLDING THE REGISTRATION DATE AND SUPPLEMENTARY LIST, ....... -complete-it-o..werz akanbi?

nobody got it. RELEASE IT BY FIRE!!

Owbeecee:
U too fast. Post wey I delete.

Hello! I suppose we should start to discuss d school fees, now. Plz, anyone with genuine info abt dat?

guys how much will one likely spend during reg and payment of school fees and what is the likely cost of an off K apartment