Pimples: I am So laughing my head off... Although this thread is funny, I'll still suggest that u guys get an xtra Job. As it seems whatever it is u do for a living is not engaging enough. Otherwise I see no reason for this thread...

Allow me the honor of giving Nairaland a brief lesson in Pimples's many two-faced attributes. What follows is a set of observations I have made about disaffected despots. Pimples is still going around insisting that he is the way, the truth, and the light. Jeez, I thought I had made it perfectly clear to him that there are two observations that one can make here.

The first is that I, not being one of the many gin-swilling, yellow-bellied know-it-alls of this world, avoid mendacious potlickers like the plague. The second observation is that Pimples has allied himself with the devil and serves him faithfully. These shards of empirical evidence suggest that ignorance is bliss. This may be why his votaries are generally all smiles.

The basic law of the jungle is "survival of the fittest", not "survival of sententious, shrewish jobsworths who tinker about with a lot of halfway prescriptions". What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: Why can't Pimples value a diversity of approaches without needing to rank them as better and worse? Here's the answer, albeit in a somewhat circuitous and roundabout style: Pimples ought to realize that the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.

Unfortunately, he tends to utter so much verbiage about anarchism that I can conclude only that there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will unquestionably persist as long as Pimples continues to eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny.

I wish I could say this nicely but I don't have much tolerance for acrasial fussbudgets: There's a chance that Pimples will impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function one of these days. Well, that's extremely speculative, but it is clear today that Pimples's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. He doesn't want the details checked. He doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts he presents to us.

I wonder if this is because most of his "facts" are false. Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me stop Pimples's encroachments on our heritage, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.