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Have A Laugh Now! by apoint(m): 11:44am On Feb 26, 2008
>>> The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper
>>> was down and his fly area wide open. His personal assistant walked up to him and
>>> said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage
>>> door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and
>>> walked
>>> into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he
>>> suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood
>>> his personal assistant's question about his 'garage door.' He headed out for a
>>> cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was
>>> open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
>>> She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van
>>> with two flat tires.
Re: Have A Laugh Now! by Lohlarh(f): 12:03pm On Feb 26, 2008
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm grin

Nice one u got dere grin
hi a point?
Re: Have A Laugh Now! by kronkykay(m): 12:51pm On Feb 26, 2008
damn! two flat tires!
Re: Have A Laugh Now! by manutayo(m): 1:02pm On Feb 26, 2008
waho
cést tres bon ahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: Have A Laugh Now! by clemcykul(f): 1:08pm On Feb 26, 2008
old joke.

why the not-so fluent french?
Re: Have A Laugh Now! by Nobody: 1:36pm On Feb 26, 2008
kronkykay:

damn! two flat tires!

indeed two flat tires
Re: Have A Laugh Now! by temmysexy(f): 3:35pm On Feb 26, 2008
lmao grin grin
Re: Have A Laugh Now! by buzzgonz(m): 3:41pm On Feb 26, 2008
i wouldn't laf, buhahahah grin i can't keep laughing "hummer indeed" cheesy
Re: Have A Laugh Now! by uni26que96(f): 1:22pm On Jan 18, 2013
Nice one! I like the PA, she's gt guts & she's smart.
Re: Have A Laugh Now! by Kcxee(m): 2:11pm On Jan 18, 2013
a-point:
>>> The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper
>>> was down and his fly area wide open. His personal assistant walked up to him and
>>> said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage
>>> door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and
>>> walked
>>> into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he
>>> suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood
>>> his personal assistant's question about his 'garage door.' He headed out for a
>>> cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was
>>> open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
>>> She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van
>>> with two flat tires.



two flat tyrers wat was the colour of d van
Re: Have A Laugh Now! by Lolaabokoku(f): 8:43pm On Jan 18, 2013
Kcxee: two flat tyrers wat was the colour of d van
black
Re: Have A Laugh Now! by Kcxee(m): 7:13am On Jan 19, 2013
Lolaabokoku: black
hahahaha that van must be own for an African man how many passengers could the van carry...!!!

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