Osasu99:

Good morning yall
i think its time i countinued moi count
Admission list loading 80%

2nded

Poly IB peepz...una no go celeb dis thing ni?..
Sha,sadeluhv,chicken republic isnt bad...
I'll b waiitng o

Taylor184: The list is ready...Jamb should upload it today,and UI shoul release it later in the day....dazalll
Btw,boss mi,aw u dey

any prv sir

See all this guys . You wanna turn this place to an abject society. Some people got high B.P here ooo. Abeg no dey joke ooo. ¤§smilling team Uites¤¥. Admission list tinx. Loading %. Hw many percent now

Ifyx: Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!!,wat a wonder u r... Tenk God ah made ıt,jst checkd mıne nw... UI

is d list out in jamb

Poly Ibadan peepz pls go and pay ur acceptance fee

PRV

Mikebis: any prv sir

dont get you bro

Ifyx: Guyz,ıt'z vıctory at last. I attended an occasıon yesterday & ı was prıvıleged to c d vc of ui,mehn prof Isaac Adewole was lookıng fresh & royalty was wrıtten all over hım. I started tellıng ma mum "see ma vc","see ma vc". As fate would av ıt,an old man overheard wat ı told ma mum & he tapped me on d back & asked "omo mı,are u a student?", "nope,ı'm an aspırant", he den answered & saıd: ıf gıven d opportunıty to talk to ur vc,would u do so? "oh yes ı would",ı answered. He den told me to follow hım,as we approached d vc,each step ı took was fılled wıth joy,enthusıasm & happıness. As we got to d vc,d securıty men around hım paved way for d old man to pass & ı started wonderıng wat kında ınfluence he had over d vc. He & d vc quıckly whıspered somethıng to each other and prof Adewole beckoned on me to come closer nd ı obeyed. Prof Adewole gave me a dırty slap & saıd "u want to enter ui abı?" I woke up wıf ma hands on ma cheek,stıll cryıng.

hahahaha..c dis ma oga,na 4 matric day u go rcv dat slap again o

Dr.'Hesjay:
Poly IB peepz...una no go celeb dis thing ni?..
Sha,sadeluhv,chicken republic isnt bad...
I'll b waiitng o

hesjay bro,u neva celeb ur own for me na

Ehimenboy:
ARGH! WHO IS THIS? BIGGEST PRANKING I'VE RECEIVED ON NAIRALAND! ;-);-);-)

igberaga

Mikebis: igberaga

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Taylor184: PRVdont get you bro

nvm bro

Exam time by FrancisTony..
Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (All questions carry equal marks)
1. What are the names of the two people holding
hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the
past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest
number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook,
who sent the friend request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the
cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?
SECTION B
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls,
who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is
Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins
N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire
after you broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed
speech in a national conference, how many days
will it take Patience to deliver the same speech
on the same occasion?
SECTION C
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his
traditional wedding and white wedding
respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj
has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards
without an available bride. Discuss.
2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At
The Top

Taylor184: hesjay bro,u neva celeb ur own for me na

oya lets go..
Shoprite tinz..
.
Sopuraiti ilu ibadan
aku sopini o

Allocsoluwatosi: but dis na ui thread nw

No vex abeg,it's just dat,dis is d only channel i can use to inforn Sinzu.

Dr.'Hesjay:
oya lets go..
Shoprite tinz..
.
Sopuraiti ilu ibadan
aku sopini o

Lolz......olenu

Sadeluhv: No vex abeg,it's just dat,dis is d only channel i 2n use to inforn Sinzu.

You get time to dey apologise sha......u didnt do anytin wrong sis....
@allosco,bro,dont kill ursef with anxiety....You are already in

The Journey Of A Thousand Mile begins With You.
it begins wit u. Wen u sat for Jamb
it begins Wit U wen u sat for U.I postume
it begins with U wen u passed ur exam.
But it will End with you when you failed to Give GOD the Glory. what started With you Ends with You.Team Uites.
U.I Suspense
Admission list Tinx ooooooo.

Taylor184: congrats dear.....But wait for ui's list,shuld me out b4 nxt week.....

Thanks,dat's wot i intend doin.

Dr.'Hesjay:
Poly IB peepz...una no go celeb dis thing ni?..
Sha,sadeluhv,chicken republic isnt bad...
I'll b waiitng o

I'll prefer kfc or don't u like dia meal?

Taylor184: You get time to dey apologise sha......u didnt do anytin wrong sis....
@allosco,bro,dont kill ursef with anxiety....You are already in

amen tanx

Taylor184: You get time to dey apologise sha......u didnt do anytin wrong sis....
@allosco,bro,dont kill ursef with anxiety....You are already in

Lolz...just for peace to reign.

Gud afternoon guyz...I rily nid u 2 advise me abt something bothering ma mind...i applied for 3 admissions(oau's pd,polyib n funaab),n i thank God i av bin offerred 2 already(oau's pd n polyib)..hopin funaab'l also admit me. D 1st 2 admit me ws oau's pd,n i had 2 pay abt 165k 4 d skul fees,so as 2 beat d deadline. Now polyib has also offerred me accounting;but i'm confused,very confused. I dnt knw mayb i shld continue with oau's pd against jamb next year,hopin i'l b admittd into oau or i shld jx snub d 165k i've paid,n do polyib,hopin i'' cross l8a 2 oau...plz wat're ma chances of enterin d skul tru both ways n if u were in ma shoes..wat'l u do
Thanks in advance

oludee7: Gud afternoon guyz...I rily nid u 2 advise me abt something bothering ma mind...i applied for 3 admissions(oau's pd,polyib n funaab),n i thank God i av bin offerred 2 already(oau's pd n polyib)..hopin funaab'l also admit me. D 1st 2 admit me ws oau's pd,n i had 2 pay abt 165k 4 d skul fees,so as 2 beat d deadline. Now polyib has also offerred me accounting;but i'm confused,very confused. I dnt knw mayb i shld continue with oau's pd against jamb next year,hopin i'l b admittd into oau or i shld jx snub d 165k i've paid,n do polyib,hopin i'' cross l8a 2 oau...plz wat're ma chances of enterin d skul tru both ways n if u were in ma shoes..wat'l u do
Thanks in advance

its quite easy 2 chus as no sane persn wud ask u 2 choose polyib ova oau pd,nt even afta u'v paid 165k

it all depends on your decision....

oludee7: Gud afternoon guyz...I rily nid u 2 advise me abt something bothering ma mind...i applied for 3 admissions(oau's pd,polyib n funaab),n i thank God i av bin offerred 2 already(oau's pd n polyib)..hopin funaab'l also admit me. D 1st 2 admit me ws oau's pd,n i had 2 pay abt 165k 4 d skul fees,so as 2 beat d deadline. Now polyib has also offerred me accounting;but i'm confused,very confused. I dnt knw mayb i shld continue with oau's pd against jamb next year,hopin i'l b admittd into oau or i shld jx snub d 165k i've paid,n do polyib,hopin i'' cross l8a 2 oau...plz wat're ma chances of enterin d skul tru both ways n if u were in ma shoes..wat'l u do
Thanks in advance

are you interested in going for ND or Degree? i know you will want the latter. If that is the case, i will advice you to go for the Pre-Degree, reasons;
that N165,000 is inevitable to loose, its too much
the Pre-Degree will groom you more academically than first year in Poly

*my opinion*

Taylor184: You get time to dey apologise sha......u didnt do anytin wrong sis....
@allosco,bro,dont kill ursef with anxiety....You are already in

hmmmm..oga take am easy o

oludee7: Gud afternoon guyz...I rily nid u 2 advise me abt something bothering ma mind...i applied for 3 admissions(oau's pd,polyib n funaab),n i thank God i av bin offerred 2 already(oau's pd n polyib)..hopin funaab'l also admit me. D 1st 2 admit me ws oau's pd,n i had 2 pay abt 165k 4 d skul fees,so as 2 beat d deadline. Now polyib has also offerred me accounting;but i'm confused,very confused. I dnt knw mayb i shld continue with oau's pd against jamb next year,hopin i'l b admittd into oau or i shld jx snub d 165k i've paid,n do polyib,hopin i'' cross l8a 2 oau...plz wat're ma chances of enterin d skul tru both ways n if u were in ma shoes..wat'l u do
Thanks in advance

HND OR OND beta dan waistin ur time or moni on pd,nd wat if u nt gvn admssn nxt yr in oau,or u gvm a course u dnt like,dat a shit to me,buh if u go 4 ur HND OR OND,ur admssn don sure in2 univ,makn use of direct entry into any course u like.dat ma tho.no offence.
Thankx

hmmmmmmm

Mikebis: HND OR OND beta dan waistin ur time or moni on pd,nd wat if u nt gvn admssn nxt yr in oau,or u gvm a course u dnt like,dat a shit to me,buh if u go 4 ur HND OR OND,ur admssn don sure in2 univ,makn use of direct entry into any course u like.dat ma tho.no offence.
Thankx

buh that will be eight years before getting a degree

Mikebis: HND OR OND beta dan waistin ur time or moni on pd,nd wat if u nt gvn admssn nxt yr in oau,or u gvm a course u dnt like,dat a shit to me,buh if u go 4 ur HND OR OND,ur admssn don sure in2 univ,makn use of direct entry into any course u like.dat ma tho.no offence.
Thankx

after #164,000! Besides, she/he has other schools she can choose from apart from oau next year. 2. Direct entry is not easy this days. I advise pre-degree

true talk....

Ehimenboy:
after #164,000! Besides, she/he has other schools she can choose from apart from oau next year. 2. Direct entry is not easy this days. I advise pre-degree

Mismak:

mojisol650

accept my request obizyfrance. Shebi mojisola650

Also thought the same

owoleola: its quite easy 2 chus as no sane persn wud ask u 2 choose polyib ova oau pd,nt even afta u'v paid 165k