Wen shld we expect d list nw?

Thank you God @last i made it. Here i come

Sadeluhv: Wen shld we expect d list nw?

check dat poly stuff wif ur phone n u'll proceed to print it out later.....u dig?

Gud morning everybody

FrancisTony: Thank you God @last i made it. Here i come

Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!!,wat a wonder u r... Tenk God ah made ıt,jst checkd mıne nw... UI

Mesopotamia:
check dat poly stuff wif ur phone n u'll proceed to print it out later.....u dig?

I'm unable to check it on my fone.

Ifyx: Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!!,wat a wonder u r... Tenk God ah made ıt,jst checkd mıne nw... UI

made what?

Wah kinda phone u using?.....checkd 4 sum1 wif ma nokia

Sadeluhv: I'm unable to check it on my fone.

Mesopotamia: Wah kinda phone u using?.....checkd 4 sum1 wif ma nokia

Lg android,mayb i shld try check it wt nokia.

Una dey dream abi u wan give us hyper?

olalerey: In USA when couples are going to
bed, you hear 'GOODNITE, MY
DEAR'.
In Britain, you hear ' GOODNIGHT
SWEETHEART. I LOVE YOU'
In Australia, you hear 'SWEET
DREAMS DARLING'
In Africa, you hear 'HAVE YOU LOCKED ALL THE DOORS AND THE WINDOWS?'
don't laugh alone pls!!!!Today is 'I love you day'.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!.... Sory ajus read d 'dont laff' line...lemme tel ma peeps abt dis.. v.funny8-)

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i fink its saturday.. If yesterday(saturday) was tmorw(dats assuming dat
saturday which was yesterday is nw tmrw) Today wud be wuld hav been friday..

Guyz,ıt'z vıctory at last. I attended an occasıon yesterday & ı was prıvıleged to c d vc of ui,mehn prof Isaac Adewole was lookıng fresh & royalty was wrıtten all over hım. I started tellıng ma mum "see ma vc","see ma vc". As fate would av ıt,an old man overheard wat ı told ma mum & he tapped me on d back & asked "omo mı,are u a student?", "nope,ı'm an aspırant", he den answered & saıd: ıf gıven d opportunıty to talk to ur vc,would u do so? "oh yes ı would",ı answered. He den told me to follow hım,as we approached d vc,each step ı took was fılled wıth joy,enthusıasm & happıness. As we got to d vc,d securıty men around hım paved way for d old man to pass & ı started wonderıng wat kında ınfluence he had over d vc. He & d vc quıckly whıspered somethıng to each other and prof Adewole beckoned on me to come closer nd ı obeyed. Prof Adewole gave me a dırty slap & saıd "u want to enter ui abı?" I woke up wıf ma hands on ma cheek,stıll cryıng.

Sinzu,@last...i hv printed it.

Sadeluhv: Sinzu,@last...i hv printed it.

wat do u print out, is the ui list out. pls give us the link to check it, thanx

Ifyx: Guyz,ıt'z vıctory at last. I attended an occasıon yesterday & ı was prıvıleged to c d vc of ui,mehn prof Isaac Adewole was lookıng fresh & royalty was wrıtten all over hım. I started tellıng ma mum "see ma vc","see ma vc". As fate would av ıt,an old man overheard wat ı told ma mum & he tapped me on d back & asked "omo mı,are u a student?", "nope,ı'm an aspırant", he den answered & saıd: ıf gıven d opportunıty to talk to ur vc,would u do so? "oh yes ı would",ı answered. He den told me to follow hım,as we approached d vc,each step ı took was fılled wıth joy,enthusıasm & happıness. As we got to d vc,d securıty men around hım paved way for d old man to pass & ı started wonderıng wat kında ınfluence he had over d vc. He & d vc quıckly whıspered somethıng to each other and prof Adewole beckoned on me to come closer nd ı obeyed. Prof Adewole gave me a dırty slap & saıd "u want to enter ui abı?" I woke up wıf ma hands on ma cheek,stıll cryıng.

Lmao!..sorry anyway.

Ifyx: Guyz,ıt'z vıctory at last. I attended an occasıon yesterday & ı was prıvıleged to c d vc of ui,mehn prof Isaac Adewole was lookıng fresh & royalty was wrıtten all over hım. I started tellıng ma mum "see ma vc","see ma vc". As fate would av ıt,an old man overheard wat ı told ma mum & he tapped me on d back & asked "omo mı,are u a student?", "nope,ı'm an aspırant", he den answered & saıd: ıf gıven d opportunıty to talk to ur vc,would u do so? "oh yes ı would",ı answered. He den told me to follow hım,as we approached d vc,each step ı took was fılled wıth joy,enthusıasm & happıness. As we got to d vc,d securıty men around hım paved way for d old man to pass & ı started wonderıng wat kında ınfluence he had over d vc. He & d vc quıckly whıspered somethıng to each other and prof Adewole beckoned on me to come closer nd ı obeyed. Prof Adewole gave me a dırty slap & saıd "u want to enter ui abı?" I woke up wıf ma hands on ma cheek,stıll cryıng.

ARGH! WHO IS THIS? BIGGEST PRANKING I'VE RECEIVED ON NAIRALAND! ;-);-);-)

Wow! Congrats 2 us! So ar u paying d aceptance fee rite away?

Sadeluhv: Sinzu,@last...i hv printed it.

Allocsoluwatosi: wat do u print out, is the ui list out. pls give us the link to check it, thanx

Sorry,not UI bt Polyibadan.

hahahahahah

Ifyx: Guyz,ıt'z vıctory at last. I attended an occasıon yesterday & ı was prıvıleged to c d vc of ui,mehn prof Isaac Adewole was lookıng fresh & royalty was wrıtten all over hım. I started tellıng ma mum "see ma vc","see ma vc". As fate would av ıt,an old man overheard wat ı told ma mum & he tapped me on d back & asked "omo mı,are u a student?", "nope,ı'm an aspırant", he den answered & saıd: ıf gıven d opportunıty to talk to ur vc,would u do so? "oh yes ı would",ı answered. He den told me to follow hım,as we approached d vc,each step ı took was fılled wıth joy,enthusıasm & happıness. As we got to d vc,d securıty men around hım paved way for d old man to pass & ı started wonderıng wat kında ınfluence he had over d vc. He & d vc quıckly whıspered somethıng to each other and prof Adewole beckoned on me to come closer nd ı obeyed. Prof Adewole gave me a dırty slap & saıd "u want to enter ui abı?" I woke up wıf ma hands on ma cheek,stıll cryıng.

hope the VC's hand does not make visible impact on you

Nah! Nt dat its d admision slip of the polytechnic of Ibadan

Allocsoluwatosi: wat do u print out, is the ui list out. pls give us the link to check it, thanx

cleverj01: Wow! Congrats 2 us! So ar u paying d aceptance fee rite away?

I'm not payin now,i'm still waiting for UI list,we still hv 8days to d deadline.

Ifyx: Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!!,wat a wonder u r... Tenk God ah made ıt,jst checkd mıne nw... UI

wow, u made it too. *shines teeth* we r uites

Sadeluhv: Sorry,not UI bt Polyibadan.

but dis na ui thread nw

cleverj01: Wow! Congrats 2 us! So ar u paying d aceptance fee rite away?

I'm not payin now,i'm still waiting for UI list,we still hv 8days to d deadline & ui must hv release her list b4 den.

Sadeluhv: I'm not payin now,i'm still waiting for UI list,we still hv 8days to d deadline & ui must hv release her list b4 den.

congrats dear.....But wait for ui's list,shuld me out b4 nxt week.....

FrancisTony: wow, u made it too. *shines teeth* we r uites

which site do u use to check ur ui admission status, i beg its urgent.thanx

U'r rite! 1st of nov is d deadline 4 d payment of d aceptance fee! Am sure ui list must b out by den

Sadeluhv: I'm not payin now,i'm still waiting for UI list,we still hv 8days to d deadline & ui must hv release her list b4 den.

Ifyx na wa o..
Its a sorr case

cleverj01: Kind of hapi 2day sha! Av been offered provisional admission at the polytechnic of Ibadan! Public Administration! Ooops! 1 down! 2 2go so help me God! Cus dis year evritin na triple triple!

am soo soo hapi for u my course aka.. Political aronko...congratzz.. Ui on point now...watz ur pume score @poly ib !! Once again congratzz bro!!

Allocsoluwatosi: which site do u use to check ur ui admission status, i beg its urgent.thanx

through jamb website. www.myschool.com.ng