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Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 7:49am On Oct 26, 2013
U want competition..lols...
Osasu99:
Hmmmm i choose rap battle plus i have always wanted to go up against Sinzu(just to know whose betta]
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 7:52am On Oct 26, 2013
We cn also hv..
Mos romantic(terms of romantic words).....Male n female...
Best couple....
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by jj9ice(m): 7:56am On Oct 26, 2013
THIS IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS STATUS ON FACEBOOK:


If u receive any BBM request where the pin starts wit 7, pls dnt
accept. They are outcast!We dnt care if they use an iPhone,
Techno Phantom or Samsung S4, if you want 2 ping, buy a
Blackberry...=)) Make techno add techno jare before these people
turn bbm 2 2go =)) =)) share nd let d fun continue.

WHAT DO U THINK ?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 7:59am On Oct 26, 2013
Ase.....
So blackberry dat made BBM for Android na mumu....Nigerians sha...sumtyms i wonder y m one
jj9ice: THIS IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS STATUS ON FACEBOOK:


If u receive any BBM request where the pin starts wit 7, pls dnt
accept. They are outcast!We dnt care if they use an iPhone,
Techno Phantom or Samsung S4, if you want 2 ping, buy a
Blackberry...=)) Make techno add techno jare before these people
turn bbm 2 2go =)) =)) share nd let d fun continue.

WHAT DO U THINK ?
well,maybe he s jst posting it for d fun of it,i've seen it too
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Osasu99(m): 8:02am On Oct 26, 2013
jj9ice: THIS IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS STATUS ON FACEBOOK:


If u receive any BBM request where the pin starts wit 7, pls dnt
accept. They are outcast!We dnt care if they use an iPhone,
Techno Phantom or Samsung S4, if you want 2 ping, buy a
Blackberry...=)) Make techno add techno jare before these people
turn bbm 2 2go =)) =)) share nd let d fun continue.

WHAT DO U THINK ?
Loolzzzz gringringringrin the guy funny die not accepting them cant stop the rebellion cheesy there is no more anything special in BB tongue
One little App does the trick grin
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Osasu99(m): 8:06am On Oct 26, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:
LADY 1: I Just got a new
BOYFRIEND
LADY 2: Is he handsome ?
LADY 3: Is he rich
LADY 4: Is he tall
LADY 5: Cal him to take us out.
Now Guys...
Guy 1: I just got a new GiRLFRIEND
Guy 2: Hw far, you don f*ck am
Guy 3: Wen She sabi f*ck
Guy 4: She get friends
Guy 5: abeg make she carry them
come or
give us their number
True or False?
Very very TRUE
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 8:09am On Oct 26, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:
We cn also hv..
Mos romantic(terms of romantic words).....Male n female...
Best couple....
er I no gri for this no 2 o..

We don already know the winner before e start..
Dem no efin get competitor..


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No oda dan mesopotamia and francistony
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Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 8:19am On Oct 26, 2013
jj9ice: THIS IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS STATUS ON FACEBOOK:


If u receive any BBM request where the pin starts wit 7, pls dnt
accept. They are outcast!We dnt care if they use an iPhone,
Techno Phantom or Samsung S4, if you want 2 ping, buy a
Blackberry...=)) Make techno add techno jare before these people
turn bbm 2 2go =)) =)) share nd let d fun continue.

WHAT DO U THINK ?

IF I HEAR!.... blackberry don sell their birthright...... there is nothing so special about it again
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 8:25am On Oct 26, 2013
ANNOUNCEMENT:

We the family of Android/iPhone smartphones users happily announced d sudden death of BlackBerry phones ~ who died some weeks ago after donating its kidney (BBM) to Android phones. Burial funerals will be published on national dailies later.

Signed:
Android smartphones (iPhone, Tecno, Samsung, Infinix) and
their grand children

Add me too on BBM.... 79B9192F
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 8:25am On Oct 26, 2013
Hehehe.....Na u tawk say 'em b gay o grin grin grin grin
quivah:
er I no gri for this no 2 o..

We don already know the winner before e start..
Dem no efin get competitor..


[size=4pt]
No oda dan mesopotamia and francistony
[/size]
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by BRAINEE123: 9:14am On Oct 26, 2013
jj9ice: THIS IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS STATUS ON FACEBOOK:


If u receive any BBM request where the pin starts wit 7, pls dnt
accept. They are outcast!We dnt care if they use an iPhone,
Techno Phantom or Samsung S4, if you want 2 ping, buy a
Blackberry...=)) Make techno add techno jare before these people
turn bbm 2 2go =)) =)) share nd let d fun continue.

WHAT DO U THINK ?

Lol...what of we way dey use erictson. Hope say we safe?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Sadeluhv(f): 9:44am On Oct 26, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:
It cldnt hv bn sumone else,considering my loyalty
She's ma one n only..lol
Hmmm....nice one.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by AttahOjoma(f): 10:04am On Oct 26, 2013
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GOOD MORNING.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by matson247(m): 10:17am On Oct 26, 2013
Also dont forget the most friendly and funniest position.
And also d people dat will be in charge of serving drinks nd pies durin d programme.
¥¤laughing in Cantonesse¥§
it will be Fun.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 10:20am On Oct 26, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:
We cn also hv..
Mos romantic(terms of romantic words).....Male n female...
Best couple....
i already knew u'd say sumfin lyk diz...



Hummm! Y didnt u include "the most gentle, the best friend u met here, d most funniest friend "
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Mesopotamia(f): 10:27am On Oct 26, 2013
JohnnyPalmer: [color=#990000][/color]

U're a tout
really?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 10:27am On Oct 26, 2013
quivah:
er I no gri for this no 2 o..

We don already know the winner before e start..
Dem no efin get competitor..


[size=4pt]
No oda dan mesopotamia and francistony
[/size]
hehe, what do u mean by that. *confused*
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Mesopotamia(f): 10:33am On Oct 26, 2013
hakings:

heavy one(everyone) including the fill -of - suffer (philosopher)mesopotamia - is getting reddy(ready) to asshept (accept) their admission with the light (delight)
quit rap....go diz way=> for ur pension papers.....
Oops!...yours heart's weak....deal wif the tension later.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Mesopotamia(f): 10:48am On Oct 26, 2013
quivah:
nicey bro...!!!
But you really can do better without the wordplays for now, just fill the line with puns



"
I catch this sneaky niqqa/, put him in a fat joint, roll that and blaze-on-it
I r.ape his throat and his nose as he froze like a p.ornstar/ you can see that face-c.umming
, he is now my life-long prisoner /coz I took his days-from-him
Hakings? You an MC? I always see you in a "race"-comic




..
whatz diz one saying?.....ur linez r lame....dey need crutches....
Dnt mess wif me coz i gat heavy punchiez.....
U wanna be poor-poo-liar[popular]?
There z a protocol.
U want beef?
I'm the pro-to call.
Loosing the game of scrabble z the only way u word play......
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Mesopotamia(f): 10:55am On Oct 26, 2013
Osasu99:
Hmmmm i choose rap battle plus i have always wanted to go up against Sinzu(just to know whose betta]
bro,dnt mess wif me....i'm nt always lenient when it comes to rap battles....
Even if u chop yam,u couldn't spit two bars[tuber]
i'm so blessd wif word play,even if u chop beans-u can mess wif me.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Mesopotamia(f): 11:01am On Oct 26, 2013
quivah:
er I no gri for this no 2 o..

We don already know the winner before e start..
Dem no efin get competitor..


[size=4pt]
No oda dan mesopotamia and francistony
[/size]
lolz....he's ma baby......a naughty gay for dat matter.....datz why i rip out his anus everynight.....
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Mikebis(m): 11:03am On Oct 26, 2013
[color=#000099][/color]smtin de do all of u abi,u na wan turn dis place in2 raping,as 4 me,i no sabi rap o,mk i jst de on ma own jejeli
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Osasu99(m): 11:11am On Oct 26, 2013
Mesopotamia:
bro,dnt mess wif me....i'm nt always lenient when it comes to rap battles....
Even if u chop yam,u couldn't spit two bars[tuber]
i'm so blessd wif word play,even if u chop beans-u can mess wif me.
Hmmm ur rap lacks RHYME
you've got skills of a footballer whoses passed his PRIME
Plus you carry Face like monkey wei lick LIME. tongue
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Osasu99(m): 11:16am On Oct 26, 2013
Mesopotamia:
lolz....he's ma baby......a naughty gay for dat matter.....datz why i rip out his anus everynight.....
yuck ........... Gross
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Mesopotamia(f): 11:17am On Oct 26, 2013
Osasu99:
Hmmm ur rap lacks RHYME
you've got skill of a footballer whoses passed passed his PRIME
Plus you carry Face like monkey wei lick LIME. tongue
dahz nice....
I spit BLUE lines
u can call it POORRN
dnt take iT personal bro-letz av fun....
By d time i start ripping ur jaws apart,u'll be lyk a GUN in d COUCH-so far gone[SOFA GUN]
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Mesopotamia(f): 11:18am On Oct 26, 2013
Osasu99:
yuck ........... Gross
war z diff frm fight bro....dia aint rules in d former.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Sadeluhv(f): 11:22am On Oct 26, 2013
jj9ice: THIS IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS STATUS ON FACEBOOK:


If u receive any BBM request where the pin starts wit 7, pls dnt
accept. They are outcast!We dnt care if they use an iPhone,
Techno Phantom or Samsung S4, if you want 2 ping, buy a
Blackberry...=)) Make techno add techno jare before these people
turn bbm 2 2go =)) =)) share nd let d fun continue.

WHAT DO U THINK ?
Absolute Nonsense,dat ur friend shld go & sue Blackberry producer for making BBM available for android user nw.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Itzpretzy(f): 11:26am On Oct 26, 2013
Sadeluhv: Absolute Nonsense,dat ur friend shld go & sue Blackberry producer for making BBM available for android user nw.
lol the guy was oobviously joking...........the broadcast has been trending on bbm.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 11:26am On Oct 26, 2013
cleverj01: If d word "MANNERS" as been substituted 4 a lesser word in d latest edition of d oxford advanced learners dictionary, i urge u 2 check it up in d previous nd inbibe it! Doin dat wil save u frm numerous troubles in d future! tnk u!#nobeefintended#
#nobeefintended.
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Pls, i beg u should hold it there.
Mstcheeeeeeeeeeeww. Why not come out point blank and say that i've lost it.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Osasu99(m): 11:33am On Oct 26, 2013
Mesopotamia:
dahz nice....
I spit BLUE lines
u can call it POORRN
dnt take iT personal bro-letz av fun....
By d time i start ripping ur jaws apart,u'll be lyk a GUN in d COUCH-so far gone[SOFA GUN]
Wow NICE lines
But it still needs SPICE
My lines are so sweet you could eat it with RICE
i could could teach how to flow for half the PRICE
All u gat to do is ask NICELY
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by hakings(m): 11:42am On Oct 26, 2013
Mesopotamia:
quit rap....go diz way=> for ur pension papers.....
Oops!...yours heart's weak....deal wif the tension later.
your advice i admire but taking it 'll backfire
your lines are good but the impression is doom
though i'm not a rapper
but engage me not in verbal brawl
or you get hurt with my vocal sniper
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Mesopotamia(f): 11:57am On Oct 26, 2013
Osasu99:
Wow NICE lines
But it still needs SPICE
My lines are so sweet you could eat it with RICE
i could could teach how to flow for half the PRICE
All u gat to do is ask NICELY
i'm gonna sue em P for raising a silly kid-ur surgeon berra be good at jigsaw coz i'm gonna be ripping u off to pieces-Trust me,i won't be needing julius before i crack ur ribs.....

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