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Foolish Waiter by oscarwodo(m): 7:52pm On Apr 28, 2006
A man walks into a restaurant and asks to see a menu.

The waiter says, "No need, Sir, we can get you anything you want."

So the man says sarcastically, mocking the waiter, "Very well, then I'd like a gorilla sandwhich, please!"

The waiter replies, "I'm sorry, Sir, but I cannot get you that."

The man laughs and says, "I thought you could get me anything?!"

Says the waiter,"I'm sorry, we've run out of bread!"
Re: Foolish Waiter by Z4M4eva(f): 12:04pm On Apr 29, 2006
l.o.l cheesy cheesy

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