Now clearance is jst strike distance away.Many say d physical clearance is very stressful,bt right 4rm time I refused 2 bliv dis.
Rather, I call it "THE AMAZING EXPERIENCE"
Som of u might nt knw wat to rili expect,so I wana giv my own experience here so dat u might hv an insight on hw 2 brace urself 4 d exercise n it'l also giv u an edge ova some fellows.
It took days b4 I got cleared,so I'l giv all dat happen each day per post.
D posts wil be long bt it'l help alot,trust me.

THE AMAZING EXPERIENCE LOADING........60%

Thunder and ASUU, who strike pass?

Mastino:
CONGRATS NIGGER WC ON-BOARD.


Change Kwa??, meennn mak em no try em ohh, me wey dey
find way to delete Statistics Comot 4rm Eco-Stat...
Now them wan change to pure stats STATISTICS
##Shey dem wan kill mi ni##


Adele??.. Werin you smoke ni?, Cuban Coffee LEAF??
As For Class REP, You Must Be ohh ##ByForceByFire##
Bcux

ADEX = CLASS REP = SORT MY ASSIGNMENT (especially the Stats Part)

hmmm lazy stud

Mastino:
Mr.Riley_Freeman My Guy, if you cnt to dey type
Like your Previous Post.. Na page 2000 this thread
go end be that ohh..
Buh 1 Question Lik how many hours e take you type
you last Epistle
##More Grace To Your Fingers Sha##


Now Thats the Spirit
Just Incase you Get Nervous Too Much
You can always ask Mr.Adex for his Cuban Coffee
##And It Always Works##
Just Relax

Mr Adex....... You heard the man.....

Donvitalis: Hmm..i've not seen anyone admitted to study Foreign Language(French).

what r de usin d course2 do nau?

Gud am every body chaarly go joor sha my phone was nt with me dear.

chidi2pus: Thunder and ASUU, who strike pass?

Let thunder strike you first so you'll know.








I've not been hearing about the strike issue sef. Has FG "fashied" ASUU? Or ASUU decided to KEEP CALM for a while. Hmmmm. They should remember students are at home while they are at it.

karenkinky: Asakel. Thnk you



Hope you haven't unfollowed me on twitter. I've not seen neither you nor your hammer around. What's been happening with you anyway?

Hulo Karen...
So sori dear.... I've bin in an euphoric melancholic mood after the release ov the list.
Yes me was chosen buh i don't want a dejavu ov what happnd during the releaz ov jamb result to poke its ugly head again. T'was jes me and one oda dat got to the 200mrk, the odas whr way below. With most ov us choosen Uniben or any oda skool with a 200cut off mrk.
I cried 4 them
Buh t'was a blessing
A blessing in disguise
And they supportd me all tru ma preparations 4 d putme. Dats y they're ma fwends.
Buh the journey didn't end dia 4 'em...they had to choose oda skools..and me knw it will work out 4 dem.
.*smiles*
So back 2d mata..(not wit the open and close), buh u may touch ur toe.
I nvr unfollow u yet o...cos ur tweets do make me smile and ur smile do make me tweet.(4 twitter sake o...) Lol!
I'm praying 4u...and i know u'll be chosen too.
And I hv a Noble Lady here too dat is most responsible 4my melancholy....She's M'lady
*smiles*
*smiles*
So Karen.....I am always gallant. And ma sledgy.....i promise u'll see ma hammer during clearance.
*smiles*

wat is boilin in dis thread, am stil waitin 4 ma own congrat 4rm jamb. Guys in deir any hope 4 3rd list pls reply asap. BTW am a fresher here nd am prayin to be a fresher in uniben.

chidi2pus: Thunder and ASUU, who strike pass?

stale stale stale... it's mrning already? I was so very tired yesterday. slept off...mrnin everyone!! Metaphycist,karen mrnin

tsleazy: Gudmorning oh...i went to yabatech yesterday for d 1st time in my life...and i was shocked...how can yabatech (a poly)...be more beautiful than uniben..

av u been around,in nd awt of uniben b4,do u stay in benin?
Pls dun compare ma name sake skul aiit! So i wn't. . .

Pokemon43: Dear God pls see me tru.had 63 for medicine in delsu nd cutoff is 60 nd they said no admission given yet.God am so depressed.

if u didn't see it in jamb site
y nat wait4 d skul list huh?

gud morning ppl,i greet o. una leave me and two guests yest nawa o. Una english speaking attitude for here dey taya me,mk una speak small pidgin,shuu,me no fit dey typ english o,abi na to impress babes?asakel abeg borrow me ur 'smiles' . thank u

osague:


wat if u dont av d money?......y suld money be a citeria to get admitted....so wat happens to dose dat hav no money....i av writtin unilag exams for God knws ow many times, my score has bin gud bt still no admission cos i av no money to pass my way tru.

unilag admits mostly indigenes dts y wen ppl r rantin nd insultin uniben wich is a fair skul i jas smile

MrRomantic1:

av u been around,in nd awt of uniben b4,do u stay in benin?
Pls dun compare ma name sake skul aiit! So i wn't. . .

Lol!
Sey beauty we go chop
Na to cari our big head enter skool com out in flying colours.
.
Buh seriozly....u won't do wat?
:-)

.

Goodmorning to y'all
Mr Romantic ah sight u

ditrix: gud morning ppl,i greet o. una leave me and two guests yest nawa o. Una english speaking attitude for here dey taya me,mk una speak small pidgin,shuu,me no fit dey typ english o,abi na to impress babes?asakel abeg borrow me ur 'smiles' . thank u

*smiles*
I like this dude

guys dat hav been admitd congrat. les i 4get ASUU nd Fg ar tryin to hav anoda si-down talk to knw weda de wil acept d 30b naira 4rm Fg. So guys pray 4 d best nd dose of u dat knw any memba of ASUU help us beg dem to acept d 30b pls ooo. So dat dose dat hav been admitd wil start clearance nd dis strike is cosin alot of misoda in dis yrs admisn. Asakel i envy u sledge bt i get kutlas

Asakel:
*smiles*
I like this dude

just like o,mk u no con comot 'ik' put 'ov' o

Kiluto: guys dat hav been admitd congrat. les i 4get ASUU nd Fg ar tryin to hav anoda si-down talk to knw weda de wil acept d 30b naira 4rm Fg. So guys pray 4 d best nd dose of u dat knw any memba of ASUU help us beg dem to acept d 30b pls ooo. So dat dose dat hav been admitd wil start clearance nd dis strike is cosin alot of misoda in dis yrs admisn. Asakel i envy u sledge bt i get kutlas

Ryt!
Can u go to war with cutlass? 'specialy if tis nat sharp?
Tis OYO 4u re
D'hehehe!
Plz dnt envy 2much....ma sledgy can't serve 2masters.
.
Go and watch Dae Jo Young....u go knw wetin sledge hammer fit do.
*smiles*

Has anyone seen anybody admitted into ecoatats n not statistics here cos all I'm seeing is statistics. I want my ecostats ooo. Adex what's up have u seen.

[quote author=karenkinky]
Let thunder strike you first so you'll know.








thunder don strike you first.abi?

ditrix: just like o,mk u no con comot 'ik' put 'ov' o

Hehe!
I like you more.
*smiles*
Buh wait...wat if i say "love"
Telme ur head won't swell

Asakel:
Lol!
Sey beauty we go chop
Na to cari our big head enter skool com out in flying colours.
.
Buh seriozly....u won't do wat?
:-)

ma bro beauty is anoda factor o
if u study in a place dt is nat beautiful,u sef wud feel it
dats y dt tsealy or wareva shudn't say dt
if yabatech is mur beautiful he shud leave uniben alone4 d 1nes dt consider 'her' mur beautiful dan odas
wat i wana do 2 hm,hmmm
no nid2 tel
if he tries it again
he wil tell u

Kolade9: Goodmorning to y'all
Mr Romantic ah sight u

mrng KOLA! Hw was yo' nyt?
Any jokes 4 us?
Hpe its d 1 dt wud shake our teeth ooo

Asakel:
*smiles*
I like this dude

abdulwizzy: Has anyone seen anybody admitted into ecoatats n not statistics here cos all I'm seeing is statistics. I want my ecostats ooo. Adex what's up have u seen.

Tis the same thing me think.
In my Eng/Lit.
.
Unilag write "ENGLISH"
Imsu write "ENGLISH AND LITERATURE
Delsu write "ENGLISH AND LITERARY STUDIES"
Uniben too write "ENGLISH AND LITERATURE"
.
So tis the same
"Statistics" "Econs and Stats"
All zame
*smiles*
Jes kip smiling
*smiles*

ditrix: just like o,mk u no con comot 'ik' put 'ov' o

whatta u finkin?
So wt if he pts d 'ov'?

Asakel:
Ryt!
Can u go to war with cutlass? 'specialy if tis nat sharp?
Tis OYO 4u re
D'hehehe!
Plz dnt envy 2much....ma sledgy can't serve 2masters.
.
Go and watch Dae Jo Young....u go knw wetin sledge hammer fit do.
*smiles*

guy b4 1 lift of ur sledge i wuld hav cut ur hand wit ma flesible kutlas. I pray i get admitd den we wuld play it aw toys. Wer is dat 'mr personali'(detivo): he sure knw hw to make serious word luk unserious nd wer is mehlena nd adex wit trafford i envy una post

MrRomantic1:

ma bro beauty is anoda factor o
if u study in a place dt is nat beautiful,u sef wud feel it
dats y dt tsealy or wareva shudn't say dt
if yabatech is mur beautiful he shud leave uniben alone4 d 1nes dt consider 'her' mur beautiful dan odas
wat i wana do 2 hm,hmmm
no nid2 tel
if he tries it again
he wil tell u

Lol!
Me nat sayin Uniben z ugly o.
Lol!
.
Buh wot u'll do to im...hmmm
Pls dnt cm 4my sledgy.
*smiles*

Asakel:
Hehe!
I like you more.
*smiles*
Buh wait...wat if i say "love"
Telme ur head won't swell

GOD forbid,ma head no fit swell for gal, na u? e b like u wan gain admission for kirikiri