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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 10:32am On Sep 04, 2013
Michael Sokoto:
*brings out boko register 2 xcheck d name "Kiluto"*

Mba! Af nat seen or heard of dis name b4.
*adjust eye-glasses*
oga sokoto.. I see u o



new day

new page
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by mhizzbernie(f): 10:33am On Sep 04, 2013
Mickey7: ar u on facebook
yep
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Kolade9(m): 10:34am On Sep 04, 2013
Kiluto: guy hw u take knw. It seems u want me to use my kutlas on ur head. Be warnd, in *detivo's tone* Its nt personal
Ehn?!! No play rough play o sad
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:35am On Sep 04, 2013
sylvalord: Good morning JESUS
Good morning LORD






Good morning y'all
Morning Sylva
.
.
Guy u dey sleep o.
See the time u dey wake up...when dem dan share breakfast finis.
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by karenkinky(f): 10:35am On Sep 04, 2013
Asakel: Nigerian-Uncles- Be Like
Chineke Mee!! Amanda U're Now a Big Girl o!!, Turn
Around, Oya Come And Sit On My Laps
Lol. It happens loads of times
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Emylexray(m): 10:36am On Sep 04, 2013
GOOD M0RNING ALL . How was the night?
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:38am On Sep 04, 2013
karenkinky:
Lol. It happens loads of times
Yeah! Doz
:-)
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by MichaelSokoto(m): 10:38am On Sep 04, 2013
Kolade9:
Abeg how much dem dey pay una? undecided ah wan gather small money b4 i resume..........buh me go jst be informant grin
Hehehee ya head iz diaa jawe grin

Em, concernin enlistment, nat much ooo plus payment iz afta death!

Blow up or behead a medium-sized goat on camewa, upload it on youtube, shikena! U af join! grin
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:38am On Sep 04, 2013
Emylexray: GOOD M0RNING ALL . How was the night?
Morning bwo
T'was sweet dreamz.
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Kolade9(m): 10:39am On Sep 04, 2013
Bars on Bars cool
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Kiluto(m): 10:39am On Sep 04, 2013
Kolade9:
Abeg how much dem dey pay una? undecided ah wan gather small money b4 i resume..........buh me go jst be informant grin
guy if u de fin work go meet detivo make im teach u hw to shout ooshodi mile2 mile12 as a conductor. Detivo dont take dis personal
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:42am On Sep 04, 2013
The journey of a thousand miles begins
with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Kolade9(m): 10:42am On Sep 04, 2013
Michael Sokoto:
payment iz afta death!
Huhn? undecided
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:44am On Sep 04, 2013
My parents said I should watch less movies
and read more, so I turned on the subtitles
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by ditrix(m): 10:46am On Sep 04, 2013
Asakel: The journey of a thousand miles begins
with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire
u no go wait mk one digest. shuu. bt mk i no lie dis one dry
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by mhizzbernie(f): 10:47am On Sep 04, 2013
ditrix: thanks congrats too. u will b d 1 to teach me doze big law grammer o cos me no sabi english o. in mr ibu mode now
r u sure u l v 2 learn doze big law grammer wen ul b busy debitn n creditn,calculatin imaginary money i.e money u v neva sn or countd b4

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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 10:47am On Sep 04, 2013
Asakel:
Morning Sylva
.
.
Guy u dey sleep o.
See the time u dey wake up...when dem dan share breakfast finis.
chai.. No mind me jawe.. But una no keep anytin 4 me?sad
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by mhizzbernie(f): 10:47am On Sep 04, 2013
ditrix: thanks congrats too. u will b d 1 to teach me doze big law grammer o cos me no sabi english o. in mr ibu mode now
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:51am On Sep 04, 2013
BREAKING-
.
A 14 year old girl in Bungoma County last night
safely gave birth to triplets. The school dropout and
her babies are in good condition but still in
hospital. Mwanarahab Wamukoya shocked staff at the
Bungoma district hospital not for giving birth to
three boys but because of her age. Mwanarahab says her and her 16 year old
boyfriend tried to get married after she found out
she was pregnant but their plan failed. Doctors at Bungoma hospital are happy that
Mwanarahab gave birth safely in a hospital and not
at home as more teenage mothers do. Her new
born sons are in good health and she will be
discharged from hospital soon. Kenyan health practitioners have expressed
concern over the increasing rates of teenage
pregnancies.
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by ditrix(m): 10:52am On Sep 04, 2013
mhizz_bernie: r u sure u l v 2 learn doze big law grammer wen ul b busy debitn n creditn,calculatin imaginary money i.e money u v neva sn or countd b4
u knw say u jst yab me nw. ask me how
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:54am On Sep 04, 2013
ditrix: u no go wait mk one digest. shuu. bt mk i no lie dis one dry
Sori bwo.
Buh i checkd ma i-pad and i cldn't find ur language.
I tot i dwnloded all languages
*smiles*
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Emylexray(m): 10:55am On Sep 04, 2013
I sat for POST UME at yabatech yesterday. I was the most relaxed and unperturbed individual in the exam hall. Lol, i've already been admitted in Uniben so i needed not to fret. grin . If not that i had paid for the exam, i would have forfeited it as its purpose has been eroded. Lol. Over 50,000 candidates applied for Yabatech's post ume, you needed to have seen the crowed, it was mammoth and intimidating. A lot of those candidates didn't score up to 200, no thanks to the mass failure in this year's UTME. I guess that's why they've all trooped to the polytechnics to try their luck.


While in the exam hall, the girl that sat beside me was suprised at how relaxed and calm i was. grin (She no know say i don gain admission already). Lol, i thank God for this victory! If you've been admitted, please, never stop thanking God, when i saw the huge crowed at yabatech yesterday, all seeking admissi0n, i was moved to thank God again and again. My brother, people are in dire need of admission i must tell you. 50 questi0ns it was, 45 minutes! Math, Eng, chem, Bio.



If you've not been admitted, d0n't throw in the towel yet. Keep the faith. I learnt there may be a third list. It's my hearty prayer that you make it this time!
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:56am On Sep 04, 2013
sylvalord:
chai.. No mind me jawe.. But una no keep anytin 4 me?sad
U no even ask wetin we chop 1st.
Go ask odizeee sha....na im chop food finis.
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by ditrix(m): 10:57am On Sep 04, 2013
Asakel:
Sori bwo.
Buh i checkd ma i-pad and i cldn't find ur language.
I tot i dwnloded all languages
*smiles*
den ur ipad must b made in ijebu ode. off and on if u see too hands shaking on ur lowpad.* frowns*

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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by MichaelSokoto(m): 11:00am On Sep 04, 2013
sylvalord:
oga sokoto.. I see u o



new day

new page
I c u sef! smiley
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by ditrix(m): 11:00am On Sep 04, 2013
Asakel:
U no even ask wetin we chop 1st.
Go ask odizeee sha....na im chop food finis.
who is dis odizee
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Emylexray(m): 11:01am On Sep 04, 2013
This thread is nearing its 700th page. Wow! We've come a long away! From result-checking to post UME and now admission. grin . You kn0w, there's a deep sense of peace when you achieve a set goal. I feel peaceful now. Thank God.
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by mhizzbernie(f): 11:02am On Sep 04, 2013
ditrix: u knw say u jst yab me nw. ask me how
i didnt 'yab' u,ok if i did,aw?
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:07am On Sep 04, 2013
ditrix: den ur ipad must b made in ijebu ode. off and on if u see too hands shaking on ur lowpad.* frowns*
Tis still an i-pad weda made in ode-ijebu or wereva.
I-pad na i-pad.
.
Some p'ple no get "i"...tokless ov pad.
*smiles*
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by ditrix(m): 11:08am On Sep 04, 2013
mhizz_bernie: i didnt 'yab' u,ok if i did,aw?
'imaginary funds i.e money u cant c'. u mean i dnt knw simple imaginary *crying*
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by ditrix(m): 11:09am On Sep 04, 2013
Asakel:
Tis still an i-pad weda made in ode-ijebu or wereva.
I-pad na i-pad.
.
Some p'ple no get "i"...tokless ov pad.
*smiles*
ur own na lowpad o
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:12am On Sep 04, 2013
Woman: I made my husband a millionaire.
Her friend: And what was he before you
married him ?
Woman: A billionaire.

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