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Ghana Must Go by tytylayor: 10:40am On Feb 29, 2008 |
It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student delib, a Ghanaian joined the class in one of Nigerria's university. The Lecturer said, "Let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history. Who said 'I shall return to die in the land of my fathers'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for delib, who had his hand up "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875" "Very good! Who said 'the land use act will feed the nation'"? Again, no response except from delib: "Obasanjo, 1976". The Lecturer snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. delib who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do" The lecturer heard a loud whisper: " Ghana must go" "Who said that?" she demanded delib put his hand up. "Buhari, 1984". At that point, a student in the back scornfully said, "Hmmm, you think you are smart" The Lecturer glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, delib said "Babangida to Abiola, 1992." Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Eat this!" delib jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the lecturer, "Indian mistress to Abacha, 1998!" Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said, "You little Shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you" delib frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Chris Uba to Ngige,2004! The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!" delib whispered, "Chimaroke Nnamani,James Ibori,Ayodele Fayose,Lucky Igbinedon,2007 *wat a brilliant delib* |
Re: Ghana Must Go by success123(m): 10:44am On Feb 29, 2008 |
planed joke btw tyty and delib they must twines but the joke is still good anyway. |
Re: Ghana Must Go by delib: 10:47am On Feb 29, 2008 |
good work |
Re: Ghana Must Go by efuah(f): 10:49am On Feb 29, 2008 |
tyty use another name(not Ghana). . . .lol brillant delib |
Re: Ghana Must Go by jimaj4life(m): 10:54am On Feb 29, 2008 |
this is jokes,i love itttt |
Re: Ghana Must Go by ayusman16(m): 10:54am On Feb 29, 2008 |
Nice one Tyty. How u dey? |
Re: Ghana Must Go by delib: 11:12am On Feb 29, 2008 |
efuah is a Ghanian dont you know? |
Re: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor: 11:31am On Feb 29, 2008 |
efuah: oh sorry efuah, so which name do u want us to use now? lebannese? lol ayusman16: me guy, i dey o, just gentle |
Re: Ghana Must Go by efuah(f): 11:52am On Feb 29, 2008 |
delib:thx delib. . . as brillant as ever. @tyty. . . kukuvi wld av bn better. |
Re: Ghana Must Go by clemcykul(f): 12:02pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
ha ha ha veryy funny indeed god one tyty one turkey breast for u |
Re: Ghana Must Go by efuah(f): 12:05pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
why turkey clemcy? na u wicked lyk this? |
Re: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor: 12:10pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
kuvukians r more brilliant dan ghanians *dnt mean to hurt u, but delib d small boi* @clemcy no i wnt ur breast |
Re: Ghana Must Go by efuah(f): 12:17pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
tytylayor:tyty . . . u're tempting me o |
Re: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor: 12:56pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
praying*and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil* |
Re: Ghana Must Go by delib: 12:59pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
tyty abegy help me blast that guy called ibkdikson he is causING chaos in this forum at the thread of gongo aso please beef him ok. i trust you |
Re: Ghana Must Go by topeteadr(m): 1:00pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
Nice lol. . . |
Re: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor: 1:15pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
y me? am not a twobu maker, u kno? |
Re: Ghana Must Go by ibkdikson: 2:15pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
wetin concern you and Ghana? you better face your country. where do you want Ghana to go? |
Re: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor: 2:21pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
u dis d**k son wey i try to avoid, u still find me come hia, ooooooooooooo i c, na u dem send come? any weapon dat fashioned against me shall neva prosper |
Re: Ghana Must Go by delib: 2:25pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
tyty my wify i want you top bomb that ibkdikson is a little brat u know |
Re: Ghana Must Go by ibkdikson: 2:26pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
haha!!!! is it up to that extent? anyway sha they talk say you be nice lady. nice meeting you. i don dey run after you since!!! |
Re: Ghana Must Go by ibkdikson: 2:28pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
dont mind that delib. he wan take style dey enter you. |
Re: Ghana Must Go by delib: 2:29pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
ibkdikson:gOD PUNISH UR BURATASHI |
Re: Ghana Must Go by ibkdikson: 2:32pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
delib:same to you. |
Re: Ghana Must Go by success123(m): 2:33pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
God in heaven see love ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. see as people they die, they abuse there self for know reason. |
Re: Ghana Must Go by delib: 2:36pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
success123:no mind that ibkdikson she wan show himself for nld |
Re: Ghana Must Go by saucekid(m): 2:54pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
uhm. . . . . . . . |
Re: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor: 3:46pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
see me see nwanyawu o , see dis boiz o if my yummie catch una eeeee i sorry for una yansh o |
Re: Ghana Must Go by success123(m): 4:51pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
ohpe. |
Re: Ghana Must Go by ituen(m): 8:39pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
this is cooll a nice remix. well done TY |
Re: Ghana Must Go by clemcykul(f): 1:14pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
tyty why u too lyke breast? abi ur own don expire? *checks ttyty's breast for damage* |
Re: Ghana Must Go by success123(m): 1:21pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
and it is truly damage. |
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