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My Visit To A Friend From A Rich Family by ogaemma: 3:51pm On Jan 17, 2013 |
HMmmm Nawa For all †hese rich people ooh. I went 2 see a frend frm a very rich family. The maid approached Me & asked. MAID: What would you like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt,tea, chocolate, cappuccino,frapuccino or coffee? ME: Tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea,kericho goldtea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: White. ... MAID: Milk or fresh cream? ME: With milk. MAID: Goat milk or cow milk? ME: Cow milk. MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: Uhm, let me go with d freezeland cow. MAID: Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey? ME: Sugar. MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: Cane sugar MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar? ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water... MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: Mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: Infact get me an empty glass! MAID: Do u want a tumbler, wine glass,champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit..." |
Re: My Visit To A Friend From A Rich Family by Nobody: 4:01pm On Jan 17, 2013 |
Tell am say na her cunt u wan bleep na :* :-x > |
Re: My Visit To A Friend From A Rich Family by osifred(m): 2:17pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
Linus mba |
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