Yoruba movies ehn...

eriegua83: [color=#990000][/color]Joblessness bad oh!4 more than 2 hrs u dey exhibit ur uselessness.U need a LIFE my guy, don't be a waste pipe 2 ur generation.

Look, I dont know what I have said against you to warrant this your outburst against me. Maybe you are frustrated and wants to vent it on me, but hey, look elsewhere. It doesnt concern your low life how long I stay on the internet or on a thread. Does it? Likes of you are out of a broken home where morals are not thought. I havent said anything aginst you, but if you attack me further, I will unleash all that is in my arsenal on you smelly mouth, drooling mfu.cker. Go and lay next to your Mum and tell her to give you some head. Oloshi.

Idi-Amin:
Before nko? No, he will still be alive! LOL

I don die!

A king having Just one child a girl for ∂α† matter

J12: Flash back in nollywood:
Somebody will flashback to 20 years in nollywood, in the flashback, he will flashback again to another 10 years. Also, in nollywood, you can flashback to another persons flashback.

That na naija "Inception"

Only in nigerian movies does an actor look the same in a drama spaning upto a 100yrs with just some sprinkling of gray hairs.

in yoruba movies a mad man is employed to play the advert jingles.

In a shongo movie depicting events that supposedly happened several centuries before the birth of christ you will yet see Obasanjo PDP presidential campagn posters with some genetically modified chikens aka english fowls or hear their crowing in the background.

Its in nigeria only that young men and women pay their hard earned money for the purchase of a movie written by prmary school dropouts in an alaba intl market shop whithin 30 munites and produced the next day.

Its only in nigeria does people pride themselves as movie stars in dramas with color backgrounds that looks as though they were shot with mobile phone cameras.

Only in nigerian movies does actors cry more than speaking sensibly and male actors fight like women.

A woman in labor gives birth to child that looks 2yrs old.

Only nigeria movies can play without any inherent object lesson except the display of wide spread belief in superstition aka miracles and witchcrafts.

Nigeria is the only country where the reason young girls watch local movies is simply to learn how to roll their eyes and play snub when they want to abuse their boyfriends or anyother elderly person.

Dis is mostly applicable 2 ladies.they will be so expensively dressed while cooking in d kitchen,so fake

Empty vessels make d loudest noise. U re just ranting, u can bark but certainly can't bite anyone. I am just teaching u civilization u certainly lack that pls thank me. If u don't ve reasonable thing to say u shut ur toilet. Grow up kid, u gave u free megabytes, go thru d thread nd u will know u re an undeniable idiot. U shouldn't be more than 6yrs, its past ur bed time.

head_to_to:

Look, I dont know what I have said against you to warrant this your outburst against me. Maybe you are frustrated and wants to vent it on me, but hey, look elsewhere. It doesnt concern your low life how long I stay on the internet or on a thread. Does it? Likes of you are out of a broken home where morals are not thought. I havent said anything aginst you, but if you attack me further, I will unleash all that is in my arsenal on you smelly mouth, drooling mfu.cker.

eriegua83: Empty vessels make d loudest noise. U re just ranting, u can bark but certainly can't bite anyone. I am just teaching u civilization u certainly lack that pls thank me. If u don't ve reasonable thing to say u shut ur toilet. Grow up kid, u gave u free megabytes, go thru d thread nd u will know u re an undeniable idiot. U shouldn't be more than 6yrs, its past ur bed time.

Has your mother given you head as ascribed? You must be on orgas.m by now. Mother f.ucker. Let her open her legs wide while you give her head in return. She must be delectable.

Only in nigerian movie will somebody come down 2 lagos 4rm d village without any relatives in lagos,nd within d twinkle of an eye,there's a benefactor waiting 4 him

A ghost chasing som1 on bear foot, or a ghost hitching a ride to its destination

Oluwalala: A ghost chasing som1 on bear foot, or a ghost hitching a ride to its destination

You obviously havent watched the Michael Myers Halloween Movie series.

In Nigerian movie when someone runs mad the next thing u will see him/her singing and many children backing the song and dancing joyously after him/her

U just prooved urself as d BASTARD of a PROSTITUTE. Cheap one, d one dat does t*t* thank u .

head_to_to:

Has your mother given you head as ascribed? You must be on orgas.m by now. Mother f.ucker. Let her open her legs wide while you give her head in return. She must be delectable.

eriegua83: U just prooved urself as d BASTARD of a PROSTITUTE. Cheap one, d one dat does t*t* thank u .

You done giving head to her? good boy. thats d way of moda fokers like yah.

Pass her to me, let me raise her legs in the air for just 6 hours.

Had a good laugh.....still at it
Perfect day for that
Perfect way to start my busy week
Thanks guys

@ Head_to_to, stop taking life too seriously honey, nobody gets out of it alive

head_to_to:

I am not backing up anything, just trying to see the genuineness of the comments people make.

Are you sure you are not a nollywood actor trying defend your colleagues.

Only in nigerian movies does an actor look the same in a drama spaning upto a 100yrs with just some sprinkling of gray hairs.

in yoruba movies a mad man is employed to play the advert jingles.

In a shongo movie depicting events that supposedly happened several centuries before the birth of christ you will yet see Obasanjo PDP presidential campagn posters with some genetically modified chikens aka english fowls or hear their crowing in the background.

Its in nigeria only that young men and women pay their hard earned money for the purchase of a movie written by prmary school dropouts in an alaba intl market shop whithin 30 munites and produced the next day.

Its only in nigeria does people pride themselves as movie stars in dramas with color backgrounds that looks as though they were shot with mobile phone cameras.

Only in nigerian movies does actors cry more than speaking sensibly and male actors fight like women.

A woman in labor gives birth to child that looks 2yrs old.

Only nigeria movies can play without any inherent object lesson except the display of wide spread belief in superstition aka miracles and witchcrafts.

Nigeria is the only country where the reason young girls watch local movies is simply to learn how to roll their eyes and play snub when they want to abuse their boyfriends or anyother elderly person.

anitank: Had a good laugh.....still at it
Perfect day for that
Perfect way to start my busy week
Thanks guys

@ Head_to_to, stop taking life too seriously honey, nobody gets out of it alive

I probably had more laugh than you. Let me live my life the way I love it. I think its me who should give you that advice.

head_to_to:

You done giving head to her? good boy. thats d way of moda fokers like yah.

Pass her to me, let me raise her legs in the air for just 6 hours.

WOW. This one hot o. Head to to, mercy the guy na.

1.A ghost making phonecalls*....everywhere u go I guess.
2.A dead body attains the medical state of "Rigor mortis"within seconds

Only in nollywood that the wicked will confess their evil deed and nemesis will catch up with them instantly.

only in nollywood that a person will cough severally before they die.

nellaluv: A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possible

Maybe he's got 3 lives.

Had a good laugh readin tru all dese. But let be frank and sincere, some are really good e.g The figurine. I couldn't detect a flaw

head_to_to:

No no, they must show a boat because people who arrive all arrive or depart on boats.

why can't they show the person boarding or departing the plane? American films even show inside the plane. Plonker!

Only in nollywood d father dies in d hospital afta d gurl has had sex wif d village chief 2 get money 4 d bills...


Dey cough three times b4 dey die

Emeka ike wil surely marry an only child

Only in a Nollywood movie would they play an entire Celine Dion album as soundtrack.

Big ups to them though. They found a way to survive in a difficult terrain.

With the slight improvement in the economy and emergence of the middle class, they will definitely improve.

anitank: Its only in Nigerian movies that...
4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road
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Symphony007: why can't they show the person boarding or departing the plane? American films even show inside the plane. Plonker!

Lmnsfao!! Which one is Plonker again?