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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by happykidArotiba(m): 7:26am On Jan 21, 2013 |
onli.in.nollywood.u.will.see..dat.dey.want.to.carry.a.dead.person..and..d.dead.person..will.be.lookin.for.comfort..on.d.person's body..by.putin.his.hand.himself.on.d.carrier's.neck |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by JOYCEOUS(f): 8:03am On Jan 21, 2013 |
razznaija:Dis 1 taya me oo! Dnt we av yonga actors 2 tek doz parts?? |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by kennydee05(m): 8:06am On Jan 21, 2013 |
Beware: Federal misnistry of education warns that If U̶̲̥̅̊ are watching yoruba film and reading D̶̲̥̅̊ subtitle U̶̲̥̅̊ are liable to have F9 in English in ♈ōU̶̲̥̅̊я O level certificate. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Ademab(m): 8:09am On Jan 21, 2013 |
The gateman is witnessing the murder of his boss to the jury. Gateman: my lord my boss asked me to go and buy somethin for him @ the supermarket[/color] (flash back) gateman leaves for the supermarket. Assasin comes into the compound kills the boSs leaves the scene gateman comes in without seeing the assasin.[color=#006600] Gateman: That is it my lord. abeg how he take know wetin happen for house when he don go supermarket
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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 8:29am On Jan 21, 2013 |
It is only in Nigerian Movie that someone will wake up in the morning with makeup, wearing wrist watch and necklace. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(f): 9:24am On Jan 21, 2013 |
P.U.S.H:Do u notice their bra straps underneath their night gowns? |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by fhemy: 9:25am On Jan 21, 2013 |
Only in naija movies you'll see sexual intercourse about to happen and the whole door is Ajar open for everybody to see |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by fhemy: 9:38am On Jan 21, 2013 |
Its only in Naija movies that flashbacks are never disputed...its just a perfect story if it has flashback..lol |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by phemocheee(m): 10:16am On Jan 21, 2013 |
OMG, THIS IS SO HILARIOUS #80million: |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by imelachi(f): 10:30am On Jan 21, 2013 |
Ramsey Noah is the father of Genevieve Nnaji |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by sammie4real: 11:00am On Jan 21, 2013 |
1. A sleeping man wakes up and talk as if he's been awake 2. A woman wakes up in the morning and dressed in rapper and blouse 3. Olu Jacobs the father of RMD 4. Emeka Ike says "I am baffing" which means "I am having my bath" as a PHD holder in a movie... The list is endless as the CDs become cheaper |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by JOYCEOUS(f): 11:43am On Jan 21, 2013 |
It's only in 9ja movies u'l shoot sum1 n d pesn wil say 'ahh u av killed me' |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by shegsrules(m): 12:29pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
In naija film u go c were d car ahead go run pass d car wey cameraman dey, same naija film u go c catholic priest d call sunday mass sunday service. Shey d editors go night skool |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Gospell(m): 12:37pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
Uchenna42: Lmao......its only in nollywood that white foamy saliva always comes out of a person's mouth when he or she is about to die.......smhlol |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Gospell(m): 12:38pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
only in nigerian film will u see armed robbers living in uncompleted buildings |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by MrNicer: 2:12pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
Return Of The Ghost: When Chiwetala Agwu told one of the villagers that he was the next to die, the guy was so confused. When he got home, he told his mother everything, his mother told him not to give up, that what chiwetala told him is not true, that he (her son) will not die, she gave him a charm to protect him. At d end, Na 1 mould of eba kill d man. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by whitefairy(f): 3:17pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
igweGC: only in naija film a police man will shoot an armed robber on the leg, and blood will be coming out of his mouthdis hapns in real life too |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by gomeek(f): 3:41pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
In naija movies,actors enjoy their meals but start dying as soon as they are told d food was poisoned. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by JOYCEOUS(f): 7:01pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
gomeek: In naija movies,actors enjoy their meals but start dying as soon as they are told d food was poisoned.tatafo whr u watch am? |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 9:28pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
D OP n some comments have made my day BUT I disagree with 'its only in nollywood that same hairstyle is used for one person for a long time' let me tell u,dey do dat thing a lot in hollywood and australian movies esp season films( My wife n kids, Victorious-dat one tire me sef and H2o). The gals n evn boys in dese movies had d same hair styles till d season4 of all of dem |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by ahmmyreal(m): 9:35pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
na only inside Nigerian movies you go see ghost way rub powder. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
lolig @ some of the comments I read |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 1:31am On Jan 22, 2013 |
ngozievergreen: D OP n some comments have made my day BUT I disagree with 'its only in nollywood that same hairstyle is used for one person for a long time'i hope u know its their hair, they are whites and the naturally have long hair, they dont need to fix or do anything of that sort, which will require them to change their hairstyle |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by valicious1(m): 9:29am On Jan 22, 2013 |
A person is dead & people are allover wailing & crying but if u look closely you wld see his belly rising & falling. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 11:30am On Jan 22, 2013 |
Bolushalom: i hope u know its their hair, they are whites and the naturally have long hair, they dont need to fix or do anything of that sort, which will require them to change their hairstyleNoooo, am sure dats not dier hair. Wish u will watch dose movies. Tho, i agree with u dat white ppl can have long hair but evn @ dat d hair styling/packing are always d same |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by whitefairy(f): 12:56pm On Jan 22, 2013 |
Bolushalom: i hope u know its their hair, they are whites and the naturally have long hair, they dont need to fix or do anything of that sort, which will require them to change their hairstylesharraaaaaap,they also fix hair extentions |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by chinosxl(m): 11:03pm On Jan 22, 2013 |
Why do most movies have Naija and Ghanian versions |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by amecsuleman(m): 7:18pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
i love that one: in 9er movies all madness must end up in a road dance and every antagonist must confess before death. at times you see street dwellers, passersby (non actors in a movie) watching and laughing at the actors. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
anitank: Its only in Nigerian movies that...lmao 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by fydence: 2:41pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
Eze Promoe: It's only in Nigerian movie you'll see two policemen in uniform arresting 5 able-bodied men, (criminals to be precise).and then trekking to the police station... |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Atk01(f): 2:28am On Mar 26, 2013 |
It is only in nollywood movies that a guy and his girlfriend are the only ones in a restaurant. Did they rent the entire place? |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by hariorh: 11:38am On Apr 06, 2013 |
Police are chasing armed robbers. Both parties drive around madly through the streets SHOOTING sporadically. People are on the streets watching the entire scenario like its a carnival. Nobody runs, nobody dies, no stray bullets hitting anything or anyone. But we can see they are shooting. |
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