Phinity318: AM off to uni ilorin teaching Hospital. My neighbour's kid has just swallowed
an 8 gigabytes memory card. At first it choked him but he is ok now. Trouble is
that he is busy singing all the songs in the card, we are worried of what is gonna
happen when he gets to the videos section!

Babalola1990: Haba! Oya drink some palm wine make ur nerves come down.

Phinity318:

lol.. Kinda shy tinx. wen dy turn all eyes on u.

Gbogbolet: sister!! I reject it in jesus name... If dis one be my sister, i don die be dt

Dygeasy: Charle.. I'd Say You Let Things Be And Don't Resort To E-threats. It Won't Earn You Any Cool Points.

OmolaraParis Is Someone I Can't Describe. She Let's Her Fingers Mix Things Up For Her Whenever She's Typing Cos I Doubt She Ever Weighs Her Words Before Clicking The Submit Button. I Wonder Why.

She Was Quick To Castigate The Other Guy Yesterday. Like Damn! That Was Wrong. Being Selfless To The Point Of Losing Out Yourself. Who Does That?

We All Know How Things Are Done With Unilorin, Its Either You're Fast Or You Lose It. The Guy Did The Best Anybody Could Have. He Secured His And Came Here To Tell Others. Seeing The Hostel Thing Come Out Would Have Thrown Anybody Into A Jolt And The First Thing A Normal Person Would Have Done Is To Log In To His/Her Portal And Not Nairaland. Nobody Pays Anybody To Drop Information Here And We All Reserve The Right To Share Or Not To Share Whatever We Hear.

I Was In The Cybercafe When I Saw People Applying But I Couldn't Tell Here. Why? I Was Helping My Coursemates Register For Their Courses. 5minutes Later, People Couldn't Apply Again.

So Let's Be The Friends We Ought To Be, Stallites And Freshers Alike And Look Forward To A Bright Session.

I'll Be Looking Forward To Someone's word tongue-lashing.

Cheers!

Hahyourmide: Gbam! Ma mind in plain words! @OmolaraParis, u really must think tOo cool of urself. Well, m kinda gettin used to ur know-it-all attitude. iSOo fvckin h8 ur being!

Flutter: ♌ɑ̤̥̈̊ wa ooo....I don't think undstnd wat is goin on again self

Flutter: ♌ɑ̤̥̈̊ wa ooo....I don't think undstnd wat is goin on again self

Dygeasy: On This Thread? If Yes, What's Going On Is That Someone Is Acting Up In An Exasperating Way And The Slightest Attempt At Calling Her To Order Even In A Civil Way Attracts Hurl Of Insults.

I Wonder What Being A Stallite Makes Some People Feel? Above On Top Of The World?

Damn! I So Hate This Thread.

Someone Please Tell Me To Go To Hell...

Gbogbolet: Tecno n3 for sale! neat one.. Android version 2. 3.5. Gingerbread Bt now upgraded to 4.2 jellybean.. 512mb internal + 512 ram.. 8gb memory card... 2go, wtsapp, Skype etc... HD games running on it, pes 2012, fifa 13, modern combat, temple run etc. Battery life up to 28 hours wen used and 3days on standby. Any interested buyer should comment please

OmolaraParis:
Don't go 2 hell, dats nt wer u belong, jez take tyns easy d same way u want me 2.

OmolaraParis:
But i bet u'l nt b able 2 reject me as a galfrnd if u're 4tunate 2 mit me one on one, and u kw wat dat means??
Ur assasination made easier!

OmolaraParis:
Nt teling it hia wen d allocation kam up is a total offence bcuz we'r al here 2 help one anoda, but i perfectly undastud d guy wen he leta xplaind. He was kind enuf 2 apologize 2 almst evryone so dnt get defensive 4 him alrt?
U'r saying ds bcuz u also got one 4 urself, bsyds, i dnt tink av talk too much, and YES! i'd av log in 2 nairaland 2 post d info no mata wat, i'l b too anxious 2 tel oda..
The gud news is, i heard d portal 4d hostel app wil b re-opend.. And i op dats true.. D rest dont mata anymor.

Try 2 post on nairaland nxt tym u get infos dat pipu ar desperat 4. Dats my sin.. However, If i av offended whosoeva, pls pardon me.. Tnks.

OmolaraParis:
Nt teling it hia wen d allocation kam up is a total offence bcuz we'r al here 2 help one anoda, but i perfectly undastud d guy wen he leta xplaind. He was kind enuf 2 apologize 2 almst evryone so dnt get defensive 4 him alrt?
U'r saying ds bcuz u also got one 4 urself, bsyds, i dnt tink av talk too much, and YES! i'd av log in 2 nairaland 2 post d info no mata wat, i'l b too anxious 2 tel oda..
The gud news is, i heard d portal 4d hostel app wil b re-opend.. And i op dats true.. D rest dont mata anymor.
Try 2 post on nairaland nxt tym u get infos dat pipu ar desperat 4. Dats my sin.. However, If i av offended whosoeva, pls pardon me.. Tnks.

Dygeasy: Okay Wait, Back Up A Second. Are You Really Tryna Sound Gentle?

muta1996:
tecno nt upgraded den Y tecno N3 upgraded 4rm 2.3 to 4.2

Gbogbolet: funny... Extend my greetings to ur boy friend.. Tell him dt gbogbolet dey ask dt hw he dey cope.. Bt dnt put it on ur mind dt i can eva b ur. Bf... If u r my only option, Catholic things on point.... Father nooni. Its beta to leave 100yrs with no wife than to leave 1hr with a gangster wife. Person blood go dry quick

Flutter:
Yes..I wonder y its hard 4 U̶̲̥̅̊ guys 2 Ơ̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡. Ryt frm wen she replied ur post d one wr U̶̲̥̅̊ sed U̶̲̥̅̊ expect tonguelashing. Her response has been a way doing jes dt. I dnt knw ds gal bt its obvious. That's d reason y I sed she apologised wtot saying sorry. U̶̲̥̅̊ jes v 2 read in btw d lines to get it. Pls y'all shud let's 4get dis issue and talk abt better things. Every1 is jes using d opportunity 2 bring it up and @ ds rate. We ll neva achieve d peace we nid on ds thread. Pls y'all.

OmolaraParis:
I dnt blv dats true. Gangster wife?? Oops! Dats harsh! But i cud only wish dat was true.

Alpet: This is Proposed Academic Calender.

UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN
PROPOSED ACADEMIC CALENDAR
FOR UNDERGRADUATE 2013/2014 SESSION
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE CALENDAR
1. 2 Weeks of Registration - For both Fresh & Returning Students
2. 2 Weeks of Late Registration - For both Fresh & Returning Students
3. 14 Weeks of Instructions for the Harmattan Semester
4. 3 Weeks of Harmattan Examination
5. 1 Week of Inter-Semester Break
6. 1 Week of Marking and Computation of Results forHarmattan Semester
7

OmolaraParis: Okay! Enuf 4 today! I apologize 4 any harm i mit av cause ds trend. Howeva if u get gud infos 4 ds trend, pls always update us, thanks.

Gbogbolet: for better for war

olire: source please?

Dygeasy: On This Thread? If Yes, What's Going On Is That Someone Is Acting Up In An Exasperating Way And The Slightest Attempt At Calling Her To Order Even In A Civil Way Attracts Hurl Of Insults.

I Wonder What Being A Stallite Makes Some People Feel? Above On Top Of The World?

Damn! I So Hate This Thread.

Someone Please Tell Me To Go To Hell...

OmolaraParis: Okay! Enuf 4 today! I apologize 4 any harm i mit av cause ds trend. Howeva if u get gud infos 4 ds trend, pls always update us, thanks.

muta1996:
tecno nt upgraded den Y tecno N3 upgraded 4rm 2.3 to 4.2