Oluwatola5: But i wuz told d@ d rate @ wch dey steal in Moz is rily high oooo

yeah, its true. A woman was seen one midnight sometyms last semester... Though i dnt think she was a thief cos i was there, somehow somehow she got arrested. If u see how dem pikins(moz) dey shout on her, u'l think she don kidnap a whole block!. Yeye people

Chiamaka01:

Awww. Take all the time you need to comport yourself but please don't defer the update to Wednesday. Thanks in anticipation.

lol...
There're so many interesting experiences n gists abt OAU. I'l av to take my time...
And if u have any question, u may throw it open

Samtolly4JESUS: you're going places bro..... Thumbs up!

999 trillion gflakes 4u 4 dat...

And ehm, @all, is there anyone on this trend who has or who knows who has mtn/glo/airtel/etisalat free browsing cheat, I need it real mad honestly...?

Jodekss: 999 trillion gflakes 4u 4 dat...

And ehm, @all, is there anyone on this trend who has or who knows who has mtn/glo/airtel/etisalat free browsing cheat, I need it real mad honestly...?

Too bad I only have that of Starcomss.....

Samtolly4JESUS: Too bad I only have that of Starcomss.....

dammit...starcomms or stargoes or wateva ain't existing in Osogbo nah...

Jodekss: dammit...starcomms or stargoes or wateva ain't existing in Osogbo nah...

Lolz...

Don't have any tweak jare.... Just kidding ni...

Ghydyon: wat is happening to education in africa....education activities were halted in egypt due to d unrest in d country,university lecturers in uganda are on strike like dere nigeria counterpart,every candidate that sat for entrance examination to university of liberia FAILED....I WEEP FOR AFRICA,I WEEP FOR NIGERIA,I WEEP FOR THE FUTURE LEADERS **cling to tola for her warm pet while resting my head on her lap**

#pats his head and whispers in his ear 'All will b well pretty soon'#

Fynestboi: Hello evrione....

Hello omo mi, i missed u ooo, did u visit boko haram's camp ni?

Fynestboi: yap na GOVT IS BTH SOCIAL SCIENCE ND ART SUBJECT....EVEN NAW IN SECONDARY ART STudent re nt allow to offer govt again, bt HISTORY, d reasn y some of us take GOVT is because Hardly wud u find skuls wit HISTORY TEACHER...

My art broda in ss3 was ask to offer

eng, maths, history, literature, civic edu, econs, crs, creative art, yoruba.

Apart 4rm d@, history isnt rily a teachable subject, i offerd it in my sch also wif govt, many pple dropd it wen we got 2 ss3 coz it bcame optional but i still forged ahead wif it, but am tellin u, readin d@ subject is lyk readin 3subjs put 2geda. All of us d@ wrote it in WAEC ended up doin 'back-2-d-sender' bcoz most of wut we were axd we werent tut, u kno der ar tendencies 4 history teachers 2 b lazy. So dey dnt cover syllabus and u kno d subj is rily wide. History no b beans oo, 2 confirm chk ur jamb syllabus and turn 2 History and see d topics and pages only history covered

Oluwatola5: Hello omo mi, i missed u ooo, did u visit boko haram's camp ni?

i only peep thru d camp ni..

Oluwatola5: Apart 4rm d@, history isnt rily a teachable subject, i offerd it in my sch also wif govt, many pple dropd it wen we got 2 ss3 coz it bcame optional but i still forged ahead wif it, but am tellin u, readin d@ subject is lyk readin 3subjs put 2geda. All of us d@ wrote it in WAEC ended up doin 'back-2-d-sender' bcoz most of wut we were axd we werent tut, u kno der ar tendencies 4 history teachers 2 b lazy. So dey dnt cover syllabus and u kno d subj is rily wide. History no b beans oo, 2 confirm chk ur jamb syllabus 2 history and see d topics and pages only history covered

u re ryt

Samtolly4JESUS: ......... And ASUU will call off

U wish!!!

Salzyswaag: I greet all of una ooo.dis is my 1st post here.jst wanted 2 show face here ni o!!! #exits#

Welcom on board dr, we wish 2 see more of u 4rm tym 2 tym

Jodekss: [b]This is penned today and it's all about me alone just as it's about everyone at large, I mean, about 7,080,360000 human beings on the surface of this world... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/239928/earth-healer.html

EARTH HEALER...

The boundless moanings by nothing
In silence are where the ways of the words are engraved
Cleared obscurity had coined the mysteries to get opened
The doors keeping the secrets of this world had broken open
And now the hands; here they come
With those spoons with their white bodies and incomprehensive countenances
Wonderful is
Not even the best word nor there is any else for...
For the touch had been on my side afore even
The parades of my existence and then the mixings by nature
Somehow
I am talking about my time in my mother
Now that they thrust on me a huge power
On requests was the adduced why for all these
But
Now my opened big blind eye balls had been blindly opened
The swords had been given
It had been laid upon my hands
To condemn and construct
To expel and envelope
To make known things known but yet unknown
But reverse the last lineation
Although the mutation is yet doing his charges
I have tried to elude
But can you fight the spirit of the Father?
The mantles had been reeled, released, rolled round my round teensy-weensy
The regrets can never be reached
Hype is the outcomes even if; when failure remain hailed
But now are successes
The pains grow worse when dying to make you live
And you say trash that and let me leave
Think of a lonely child in a seriously baking inferno
The father and the mother having same scene
Same as scene
With why words embracing the little spots of their spirits and hearts
Think of it as having that cute horror as their late-night opera
Some sort of goatish drama
I am telling this tiny threes tit-bits
See in this life we live in
Everything is connected somehow anyhow
Not even a standing figure one is standing alone
Some ones are still alive just now
Cos at the same time caskets are accepting the dirts from five fingers
All right Miss Kamikaze
The world is sick
One of the healers is the one showing this trick
Think of like you applied your lips stick
Cos someone impregnated the tongue that guessed its makings with his cock.[/b]

u talent is surely inborn. Wld rily lyk 2 kno more of u and read more of dis in Ife

Olastep1: yeah, its true. A woman was seen one midnight sometyms last semester... Though i dnt think she was a thief cos i was there, somehow somehow she got arrested. If u see how dem pikins(moz) dey shout on her, u'l think she don kidnap a whole block!. Yeye people

Lolzzz....is annoyin nau, stealin pple property. An adult 4 d@ matter. Wut a shameless human being

Fynestboi: i only peep thru d camp ni..

Dem no throw u grenade?

Fynestboi: u re ryt

Did u do it in sec sch also?

Oluwatola5: Dem no throw u grenade?

oo buru, he get gflakes grenade profe

Kejilee: oo buru, he get gflakes grenade profe

Mi o buru, mo kind gan ni

Oluwatola5: Did u do it in sec sch also?

i didnt even dose days gan we no get d tisha bt mai kid broda in ss3 is offerng it nd to me d questns he do brng hw re packs of govt nd to me d tn make sense

Oluwatola5: u talent is surely inborn. Wld rily lyk 2 kno more of u and read more of dis in Ife

and I'll need lots of gflakes in return o... *winks* I remain sober...

Oluwatola5: Dem no throw u grenade?

if them throw me grenade u go c me 4 here abi?? Na peep i peep morever them no fit do me anytn coz i went deir with mai CSO/ACSO...

Kejilee: oo buru, he get gflakes grenade profe

leave er na wetn she do wey make me run away 4rm aus 4 her niyen o

Another topic of mine making front page...lol

https://www.nairaland.com/1413790/fg-breaks-off-ASUU-negotiation-introduce

Fynestboi: i didnt even dose days gan we no get d tisha bt mai kid broda in ss3 is offerng it nd to me d questns he do brng hw re packs of govt nd to me d tn make sense

Only d govt parts in it make sense oo. Wen u get 2 d history parts lyk 'Africa and d wider world' Emperor Menelik, Shekou Toure and all odas dey ar so enormous but intrestin sha but difficult 2 read sha. And dey av irrelevent stuff in it big tym

Jodekss: and I'll need lots of gflakes in return o... *winks* I remain sober...

No probz bro, regular supply is sure 4 u

Fynestboi: if them throw me grenade u go c me 4 here abi?? Na peep i peep morever them no fit do me anytn coz i went deir with mai CSO/ACSO...

Lolz.....It fit b ur spirit.

*peeps into the thread, sees it deserted*
ASUU, una wicked, oh. Olastep, i still dey wait oh.
*calmly walks out*

Before i gist you about Academics in OAU's perspective, lets discuss about freshers verification....

Am telling you now cos its stil fresh in my memory though i just downloaded it from my medulla oblongata...



I pains my heart the day my friend was 'deported' from his choice course to another course.

And apart from that, i witnessed one in my faculty and heard about five cases of students who are somehow related to me i.e friend's friend.

I'm telling you early enough to help you know what you're doing... Infact, you'll be lucky enough if you arent denied the admission.

Please and please, i'm going to list the major requirements. I may not go into detail for now. If you're stil sleeping, browsing and waiting for the admission lists/letter. Its good but please, find something to do about the requirements.

Dont feel that the professor your dad knows will help you do that#


Inshort,

1). Your SSCE result whether WAEC or NECO at not more than two [2] sittings. Mind you, OAU does not accept NABTEB results. It should contain the credit passes (A1, B2, B3, C4, C5, C6) only in the necessary subjects. You can mix WAEC and NECO results. It's allowed. I dont need to remind you that English and Mathematics is needed except you want to study Traditional Medicine (Herbalist). And Chemistry, Physics and Biology for any science student.

2). Your Jamb and Post-Jamb results slip.

3). Your OAU Admission Slip which will be made available to you later on.

4) Your Certificate of Origin. It must be from the Local Govt you wrote in Jamb registration. It must be signed and stamped. You'l present the Original during your verification.

5). Your Birth Certificate from the Hospital OR Declaration of Age from any High Court in Nigeria. It may not necessary be from your Local Govt.

6). More than 30 passport photograph. Dont worry, it's less costly in school. So, you can wait til then.

7). Your Jamb Admission Letter. I intentionally put it as the last because its not that necessary. The reason is because your OAU admission letter may not be on Jamb website during the period of verification. But you'l be asked though.


Hmmmmm.


Ask any question now. Feel free. Or else, we move to Academics....lol

Oluwatola5: Only d govt parts in it make sense oo. Wen u get 2 d history parts lyk 'Africa and d wider world' Emperor Menelik, Shekou Toure and all odas dey ar so enormous but intrestin sha but difficult 2 read sha. And dey av irrelevent stuff in it big tym

i tell You,u wil luv it wen d teacher teaches d subject bt reading it is lyk reading an encyclopedia.

I taya for this twed o [color=#990000][/color] nah only male full yia like gay club. I wonder what females have been doing wif their heads lately if only males passed oau's exam. Yeh! tola sowee o,no disrespect. I don 4get say u dey yia. #hides behind the 1956 plasma tv #

Olastep1: Before i gist you about Academics in OAU's perspective, lets discuss about freshers verification....

Am telling you now cos its stil fresh in my memory though i just downloaded it from my medulla oblongata...



I pains my heart the day my friend was 'deported' from his choice course to another course.

And apart from that, i witnessed one in my faculty and heard about five cases of students who are somehow related to me i.e friend's friend.

I'm telling you early enough to help you know what you're doing... Infact, you'll be lucky enough if you arent denied the admission.

Please and please, i'm going to list the major requirements. I may not go into detail for now. If you're stil sleeping, browsing and waiting for the admission lists/letter. Its good but please, find something to do about the requirements.

Dont feel that the professor your dad knows will help you do that#


Inshort,

1). Your SSCE result whether WAEC or NECO at not more than two [2] sittings. Mind you, OAU does not accept NABTEB results. It should contain the credit passes (A1, B2, B3, C4, C5, C6) only in the necessary subjects. You can mix WAEC and NECO results. It's allowed. I dont need to remind you that English and Mathematics is needed except you want to study Traditional Medicine (Herbalist). And Chemistry, Physics and Biology for any science student.

2). Your Jamb and Post-Jamb results slip.

3). Your OAU Admission Slip which will be made available to you later on.

4) Your Certificate of Origin. It must be from the Local Govt you wrote in Jamb registration. It must be signed and stamped. You'l present the Original during your verification.

5). Your Birth Certificate from the Hospital OR Declaration of Age from any High Court in Nigeria. It may not necessary be from your Local Govt.

6). More than 30 passport photograph. Dont worry, it's less costly in school. So, you can wait til then.

7). Your Jamb Admission Letter. I intentionally put it as the last because its not that necessary. The reason is because your OAU admission letter may not be on Jamb website during the period of verification. But you'l be asked though.


Hmmmmm.


Ask any question now. Feel free. Or else, we move to Academics....lol

oga ola,one question dat kips bothering me is d issue of waec result.must it b d original result 4rm school/waec or d online print out result nd 2ndly, is testimonial mandated?