coogar:

i hate it more than i hate satan!

Seems you've been rolling with the wrong kinda gals Coogar

Efemena_xy:
Seems you've been rolling with the wrong kinda gals Coogar

women are the same everywhere......
i have been to nearly all the continents on planet earth bar australia and women are the same everywhere - they all have problems with time!

BABE!:

You lie!! You can't even say that with a straight face. You love it more than sèx!

i am a virgin!

Mr Coogar, I'm taking it P! with your response to Ujujoan regarding dressing up on time.

ferhyntorlah: Mr Coogar, I'm taking it P! with your response to Ujujoan regarding dressing up on time.

you are taking it personal? lol!
bunch of plastic surgeons.....when i see the make-up kit, i laugh hysterically. see the amount of frivolities the women folk engage themselves in and they are the first to say a man is uncute......blahhhhhhhhhhhh! make-up kits should be banned in nigeria. let us see how many nigerian women would make the cut.

coogar:
women are the same everywhere......
i have been to nearly all the continents on planet earth bar australia and women are the same everywhere - they all have problems with time!

Women are not all the same!!!

coogar:
you are taking it personal? lol!
bunch of plastic surgeons.....when i see the make-up kit, i laugh hysterically. see the amount of frivolities the women folk engage themselves in and they are the first to say a man is uncute......blahhhhhhhhhhhh! make-up kits should be banned in nigeria. let us see how many nigerian women would make the cut.

Be my guest, I suggest!

Coogar, 'tis quite simple - don't date girls that use eye pencils!

Poster, I suggest you tell your wife to have her bath the night before the outing(if she's one of those who take eternity in the bathroom). In the morning, she could have a shower, to rinse off the sweats. (Some women do this esp. those who don't keep to time)

Also, she should cultivate the habit of picking her clothes and dressing accessories ahead-from outer wears to inner wears, absolutely everything. Everything should be laid out so that as she comes out of the bathroom, she's dressing up instanta!

For make up, if she can't do it at home on time, let her do it in the car, at the destination or she wears simple make up(powder, lip gloss, eyeshadow/liner).

If the above don't "werk", then you've to go strict on her, which is leaving her to find her square root to the venue of the occasion.

Efemena_xy: Coogar, 'tis quite simple - don't date girls that use eye pencils!

Oh pls. Pay no attention to what Monseiur Coogar is saying. . He adores me wearing eye pencil. When we're about going out, and he doesn't see the smoky eye/ cat eye effect on my face, he tells me to go apply my eye pencil. I'm even forced to wear it to sleep sometimes.

^^ Choi!

ferhyntorlah:
Women are not all the same!!!

prove it!

ferhyntorlah:
Be my guest, I suggest!

i don't wanna be your guest.....

Efemena_xy: Coogar, 'tis quite simple - don't date girls that use eye pencils!

they all do!
i make sure i hammer this at the start of the relationship - and they sometimes swear they are not that vain......only for them to start lining the eyes like a football pitch.

BABE!:

Oh pls. Pay no attention to what Monseiur Coogar is saying. . He adores me wearing eye pencil. When we're about going out, and he doesn't see the smoky eye/ cat eye effect on my face, he tells me to go apply my eye pencil. I'm even forced to wear it to sleep sometimes.

you know you are different.....:
this is why we are inseparable. you spend a maximum of 5 mins touching your face with all kinds of sharp objects.

coogar:

they all do!
i make sure i hammer this at the start of the relationship - and they sometimes swear they are not that vain......only for them to start lining the eyes like a football pitch.

Chei! Which hammer? If only they knew!

coogar:
you know you are different.....:
this is why we are inseparable. you spend a maximum of 5 mins touching your face with all kinds of sharp objects.

Lol. I don't like you anymore.

coogar:
prove it!

There's nothing to prove; your mind is made up already so no need doing Q.E.
D.

coogar: I don't wanna be your guest.....

I aint forcing you to.

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