Biologists at the University of Florida have discovered a new specie of lizard which has been attacking sunbathers at and near Miami 's South Beach .   It is believed to primarily attack women, though it has been known to attack effeminate-appearing men.   Only one known photograph has been taken of this creature, which is included here for  your benefit,  I think they call this one pennisaurus 

no picture.

Hmmmm

10 posts already and u have started ur 5mins maddness. Abi?

his madness has exceeded the usual 5mins madness. . . . . . .

maybe clem shoul get him a form for yaba-left side. . . . . .am just suggesting ooooo

his madness has exceeded the usual 5mins madness. . . . . . .

maybe clem shoul get him a form for yaba-left side. .  . . . .am just suggesting ooooo

Na lie

U r not suggesting anything. Market no dey move for yaba-left-side and since u are the MD, ur job is at stake

_{Didnt i hear u float out an offer}. Buy a form, get one for free?

hahahahha wat a beautiful lizard!

i wish that lizard success in all endeavors
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any thing wey dem dig for am, jump am pass

hey kronky.we got ur post the first time guess u were too busy playing with the reptile

ituen:

no picture.

Hmmmm

10 posts already and u have started your 5mins maddness. Abi?

true talk

and usiola joins kronky on his play

sensimila:

and usiola joins kronky on his play

_{Picks up his gun and aims for the head of the lizard}Any last words to your dear lizard?

smiles and says to self "dis man no know say my lizard get bullet proof?" and ignores usiola

usiola,

abeg allow that lizard to achieve its aim

u wouldnt like to be stopped in the heat of things, would u

heheheheheheheheheheheeeee, nice picture but me i no wan see dis picture 4 nija o

thnks for listening to me usiola

when ur time come, anybody wey warn spoil ur show, call me

@ituen, thanks man

lohlarh, it already in naija, just watch ur back, becos usiola could be behind u trying a fast one

@sensiman

Are u saying usiola is a lizard?

na u dey say that one ooo , i dint say hes is a lizard but if u add strange na u sabi

I just dey echo back ur remarks

thanks but u didnt need to, unless u want to watch "the quick and the dead" on nairaland, but i doubt if the starnge lizard can meet up

sensimila, hawaiian good luck sign to you

and usiola jumps from the 4th floor.

rotflmao

Just trying my new parachute, perfect landing

And sensi pulls out his winchester

bros, how far? wetin i do wey reach that one na, u wan mud me?

shines it and puts it back

, puts on three jeans to cover her bumps nd takes off'

hmmm