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AGAMA LIZARD! by bingbagbo(m): 3:43pm On Jan 04, 2012

A woman saw a thief in the night, stealing a goat.
"thief!, thief! thief!!!" the woman screamed, and there was no one there to help, so
the thief replied " your papa be thief!, ediot!" grin

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bunmioguns(m): 4:42pm On Jan 04, 2012

Smh

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bingbagbo(m): 9:43am On Jan 05, 2012

tomfool!

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bunmioguns(m): 12:04pm On Jan 05, 2012

bin gbagbo:

tomfool!

Which you come from self

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bright007(f): 12:20pm On Jan 05, 2012

*a fool in 2012 is fool forever*

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bunmioguns(m): 12:22pm On Jan 05, 2012

bright007:

*a fool in 2012 is � fool forever*

GBAM

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bingbagbo(m): 3:16pm On Jan 05, 2012

^^^

VELY VELY MAD PEOPLES! angry

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by dani1luv: 3:40pm On Jan 05, 2012

:-x :-x

;d ;d ;d

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bingbagbo(m): 3:54pm On Jan 05, 2012

^^^

Drug addict!!! angry

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by dani1luv: 3:57pm On Jan 05, 2012

bin gbagbo:

^^^

Drug addict!!!

Sharrap if you got nothing to say

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bingbagbo(m): 4:07pm On Jan 05, 2012

^^^

vely vely vely. . .

vulture!! angry

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by dani1luv: 4:19pm On Jan 05, 2012

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by zealot4me(f): 4:25pm On Jan 05, 2012

bin gbagbo is d goat grin

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by dani1luv: 4:28pm On Jan 05, 2012

Big goat

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bingbagbo(m): 4:52pm On Jan 05, 2012

zealot4me:

m[b]y father[/b] is d goat

really?

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bright007(f): 5:02pm On Jan 05, 2012

*Now here is d joke* grin

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by Lucario007(m): 5:06pm On Jan 05, 2012

*enters thread, smiles at the irony of staleness, leaves thread after reading insults*
the yoke was dry but the insults at bin and co are funny cheesy

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bingbagbo(m): 5:07pm On Jan 05, 2012

An Urhobo man invited his friends for his father's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave. An Hausa man asked why? The Urhobo man smiled & said, ''According to our tradition, the dead man is going on a long journey & need all the food items. The Hausa man dropped £500 inside, and said ''When the food finish, buymore''. The Yoruba man also dropped £500. The Igbo man brought out his cheque book &
wrote a cheque of £1500 & took the £1000 notes as change. U wan try IGBO MAN? grin

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bright007(f): 5:13pm On Jan 05, 2012

;d ;d ;d ;d

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by dani1luv: 5:56pm On Jan 05, 2012

bin gbagbo:

An Urhobo man invited his friends for his father's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave. An Hausa man asked why? The Urhobo man smiled & said, ''According to our tradition, the dead man is going on a long journey & need all the food items. The Hausa man dropped £500 inside, and said ''When the food finish, buymore''. The Yoruba man also dropped £500. The Igbo man brought out his cheque book &
wrote a cheque of £1500 & took the £1000 notes as change. U wan try IGBO MAN?

copy and paste lipsrsealed

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bingbagbo(m): 6:25pm On Jan 05, 2012

^^^

and so? cheeeew!!! angry

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by charleskkk(m): 6:33pm On Jan 05, 2012

Na wa for this peepz o. Is a must u talk? If u dont have relevant things to say why not shut the Zap up?! Commot jare! NEXT!

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by oderemo(m): 9:14pm On Jan 05, 2012

@Bin my old buddy, dont know u are still smoking
that NANA joint.
Well red eye to u bro.

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bunmioguns(m): 9:24pm On Jan 05, 2012

Bin bin, very soon u wil start boasting of nt copying and pasting, shey na u get dt joke

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by Nobody: 6:23am On Jan 06, 2012

@op.
Ur first joke- stuppid
ur 2nd joke- pure copy and paste!
Mtcheww. . .

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by sima(f): 7:14am On Jan 06, 2012

lmao, driest joke of the year. And it's just january 5th undecided

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by bingbagbo(m): 12:16pm On Jan 06, 2012

sima:

lmao, driest joke of the year. And it's just january 5th

where did you contract this high fever? grin

ode remo:

@Bin my old buddy, dont know u are still smoking
that NANA joint.
Well red eye to u bro.

ODE, i saw your posters at Onitscha this morning oo, are u alive? grin

Re: AGAMA LIZARD! by geraldarts(m): 10:10pm On Jan 07, 2012

u are perfectly mad. ashia craze fool. a fool at 23 is a fool forever cry

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