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Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by alfablondy: 9:55pm On Mar 02, 2013 |
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Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by flow1759: 10:06pm On Mar 02, 2013 |
bibelo: @ sol2galay. Must u quote all wat flow typed? Na wetin now he is inexperience computer wise. Read the quote, u would see he asked a question enclosed. Just dat i didn't undastand his question. |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by opeoluwa2(f): 10:27pm On Mar 02, 2013 |
Eyah pelle ooh, You should have been more careful,these women are shameless and can do anything. |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Splendblex(f): 10:36pm On Mar 02, 2013 |
Flow....pele o,waitin 4 more!!! |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by hunda: 11:08pm On Mar 02, 2013 |
flow . . . . why e come be so for u? that means ireti knew ur escapades with others |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Chicent(m): 11:11pm On Mar 02, 2013 |
I tink her daughter dami has been sober,so she got 2kw.u shud kw sugar mummy's dnt lyk sharing dier sugar boys with any1.was in ur shoe sumtin flow.u r realy doomed ooo. |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by valdes00(m): 9:48am On Mar 03, 2013 |
Una no go church, make nobody wait for flow ooo. Na after church tory go start |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by babaskiola(m): 10:33am On Mar 03, 2013 |
U no say nothing wey get begining wey no go end someday,afterall flow don enjoy wella, ....But me no like as d sugarmama biz wan take end nw,atleast them for wait make u serve finish na,bad bella. |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by sol2galay: 12:31pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
flow1759: Sol2galay, u shouldn't have quoted it all na. BTW I didn't get ur question, come again pls Flow na ur Papa born you joor..,no mind emperortj93 wey woman train wey fit abuse anyone at will,na dis my old computer dey embarrass me like diz sha.update son of his father make we flow dey go... |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by 4kizo(m): 2:44pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Jst coming bac 4rm church, flow abeg continue jor |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by flow1759: 4:01pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
"Flow why u dey waka like dis, u break ur leg?" Ilorin asked as i walked into the compound that night. "nothing happen to me ooh, only be say i fall from bike, u don come back from Ilorin?" I said. "i don come back oh, Our LGI say him wan see me, him call me for phone nahim make me come back" Ilorin responded. "guy Hope say no Wahala? because that our LGI na bad man oh, naso him hala me well well when i tell am say i wan apply for another NYSC ID card that time wey My NYSC ID card loss?". "i don go see am, na him house i just dey come from now" Ilorin added. "wetin him talk na? because him been dey talk your case for CDS last week, hope say dem never give u service extention oh?" i asked. "go baf come, i go yan u everything" Ilorin responded. I took my bath, and headed straight to Ilorin's room. There was no way i would have slept in my room. No way. "oboy i no go follow una pass out next month oh, i don get service extention oh, LGI say him don forward letter go Abuja make dem extend my service year to another one year oh" Ilorin said as we both sat in his room eating. "oboy oh dat one na carry over be that oh" i said. "nahim make me dey vex na. Him say i go stay for Ilesa until Tola born the pekin. If she born finish, i go com marry her, if i no wan marry her i go carry my pekin go" Ilorin explained. "so dem no go give u ur discharge certificate until the girl born? Na una agreement be that?" i inquired. "na our agreement oh, naso the girl mama and Papa want am sef" Ilorin added. The Ilorin i used to know is a completely different Ilorin, he had really lost so much weight. It was as if he was ill. The fun in him had suddenly fizzled out. Ilorin was going through a traumatic experience likewise me. So it was all man for himself. He should carry his cross while i carry mine. But, my cross was sure heavier than his, or so i tot. As i massaged my aching ankle with Ilorin's Aboniki, i suddenly heard a noise outside. Just when we wanted no more troubles in our compound, trouble was already knocking. "where Victor? Na u be Victor?" someone shouted outside, "no be me oh, e dey toilet" a voice that sounded like Sammy's responded. |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Yungbitz(m): 4:10pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
this is more than Super story 2 Likes |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Heritman(m): 4:11pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
u av bin created for trouble @ flow |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Rapmaestro(m): 4:13pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Oya, who be victor? Where im dey? Why im give my goat belle? Oya bring am come out... Omo, i don dey xpect wetin go happen o, flow thumb up |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by flow1759: 4:35pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Rap maestro: Oya, who be victor? Where im dey? Why im give my goat belle? Oya bring am come out... Omo, i don dey xpect wetin go happen o, flow thumb up hahahahahahahaha rap maestro u are very funny. Lol |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by flow1759: 6:04pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Next day. What happened the previous night surprised everyone, the policemen refused telling us Angom's offence. It was when Sammy and Kelvin went to the station in the morning that they were told Angom supplied a poisonous beans. Poisonous beans that haven't killed anyone yet, but like ten persons were in the hospital bed as a result of the toxic effect to their system. It wasn't that Angom had been supplying poisonous beans all this while, just that the last supply he got from the North wasn't stored properly. Ilorin travelled to Ilorin very early that morning leaving the key to his room with me. I was sleeping with one eye opened in Ilorin's room that night, thinking Tobi would pay my room a visit. He did paid my room a visit. "where the boy wey get dis room?" Tobi yelled B''anging at the door of my room. Sammy rushed out of his room and said, "him don travel". "na God save am, if i catch am ehn? Tell am say make him no come back to Ilesa oh, unless him wan die" Tobi said. As i heard footsteps as he and his guys walked out, i was also hearing my heart beating fast wanting to tear my chest. Sammy saved me. I had initially told him that whoever came knocking at my door, he should tell that person i travelled. "so Tobi wan kill me abi, but why Yoruba people wan use Ibo boy like me do ritual. Their ritual no go work because i no from their place, i go call Bad pekin make him bring baggas from OAU come fight Tobi and him guys oh" I tot lying on Ilorin's bed. Since Tobi wanted War between the Eiye(correction made) and the Baggas, i would spark up a war. But one thing for sure was that i would be just a spectator. Even in my sch days, when war involving baggas and another cult broke out, it was either i was a "spectator" or i was a "spectator". I hated to spill blood. But baggas love spilling blood. I concluded i would call Bad pekin the next day, but i needed a tent to hide and be protected. I needed a fortress. The kind of protection i needed could be found nowhere else but in the church. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Warlord3000(m): 6:14pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
NEXT.... NEXT... NEXT.... More.. More.. More.... PlsSsssssssss ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Austinodark(m): 7:26pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Its getting tensed! |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by mysticgal(f): 7:44pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Lovely write up,welldone#claps gleefully#expecting more!! |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by plainmirror(m): 7:47pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Hahahahahahahaha kip flow'ing joooorh |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by flow1759: 7:49pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
mysticgal: Lovely write up,welldone#claps gleefully#expecting more!! thanks mysticgal |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Rapmaestro(m): 8:04pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Chai chai Angom don kill me o, I hope say no be Angom wey sell d beans dem use do Akara and Moi Moi for me |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by justicein9ja: 8:23pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
A |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by justicein9ja: 8:26pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
A |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Gepheral: 8:52pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Hehehehe... Gan gan gan Gahnn!!! Action part.. Spectating,,, good job bro |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by IZUKWU(m): 8:59pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Flow, imagine you be cultist,wey be church worker ,you want to cause a battle btw two cults and take refuse inside church. Is it good? |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Nobody: 9:17pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
This the end hold your breaths and count 2 more months |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by flow1759: 9:34pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
IZUKWU: Flow, imagine you be cultist,wey be church worker ,you want to cause a battle btw two cults and take refuse inside church. Is it good? wetin i for do na? Make eiye boys take me do suya? |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by trolling(m): 9:36pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
flow1759:lol very hilarious |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Francheezy(m): 12:03am On Mar 04, 2013 |
heheheh0 . XD |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by PBeni(m): 5:53am On Mar 04, 2013 |
Flow baba we need more abeg... |
Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by FoxyUltimate(m): 6:48am On Mar 04, 2013 |
Abeg continue |
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