In The Book of AFCON 13v1-12,

The pastor 4rm Akwaeze:
Verse1:And on that day when Super
Eagles had gatherd in the burning bush
against the Ethiopians of the eastern Desert,
Keshi,the leader of the delegates gave
directions to the people, but they listend not.
Verse2:And Keshi knowing what awaited him at
Abuja knelt down in his heart and
cried unto the heaven saying, "My God,my
God, please do
not forsake me,give me only one chance."
3: As soon as he spoke those
words,the Lord
heard his cry and the Holy Spirit
descended
on the burning bush in the south of Africa
where the men had gathered &
said to
Moses the Son of Victor, "Moses,
go yea forth
into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians.
4: And Moses hearkened unto the voice of the
Lord& ran into the 18 yard box of the
Ethiopians. And behold,a defender of the
Ethiopian Army brought him down &
caused a penalty.
5: And when this had happend,
Keshi knew that the Lord had heard his
prayers and used
Moses to cause a big scare in the camp of the
Ethiopians.
So he beckoned unto Moses to
open his ears to the voice of the spirit and hid
the commandments of the Lord.
6: And the spirit came unto Moses
again,saying, "Moses,play ye the ball into the left
corner of the Ethiopian net.
And when Moses
had done this, the Eagles
recorded their 1st
goal in the burning bush.
7: And the spirit drove Moses into
the 18 yard box again &caused another
great scare in
the defense of the Ethiopians
which made the keeper of the Ethiopian army
attack him unwisely and got a red card from
The Moroccan Judge of the southern
Court.
8: When these had happened, the
people could
see the hand of God on Moses. And Keshi knowing the way of the spirit,
said unto Moses, "because the Lord had used
you to deliver the people of Nigeria out
of the hands
of the deadly Ethiopians,you shall
go forth again & take the penalty.
9: Thus,as the Lord would have it,Moses brought down the armies of Ethiopian by placing the ball beyond the reach of the make-shift keeper
10:And when Mikel the son of Obi saw these things, he became jealous and was exceedingly wroth. And he said, "see dis small boy, for him mind he go dey tink sey he play pass me, sake of sey he score two and I miss one. I go do am wetin Drogba do Torres!"

Hmm





I love your siggy actually! Funny tho

Lol... You made this up yourself?

The Book Of Counted Goals

Trust Ishi with her humorous imaginations..

Ishi'my'luv u that's a good one

I thought this was jokes section.
Where is the joke?

Nice one.
Give us the new chapter

Nice

Choi!.. Genius...