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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by neversaynever(m): 4:01pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
¤ Stole meat from pot, & when i was caught by mum, i felt so embarrassed (prayed for the ground to open up & swallow me) ¤ Was smooching a girl under our staircase & when my sister caught us, we changed it to hide & seek ¤ Used to sneek a peek of ladies in bathroom when grandma asks me to go call her tenants (students). ¤ My sisters & i steal drinks from grandma's shop @ night (biggest sis take 1 & immediate older sis & i shared 1) ¤ Buys goody-goody for any girl i have a crush on in primary school. ¤ Press the cover of a soft drink, put it in the bottle, & wait till 9pm to see if it'll turn to a cockroach. ¤ Always prays to God for nepa to restore electricity when it goes off (& the tin work one day like dat oh ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by bikinibabe(f): 4:02pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
so,na u abi??i don mark ur face now ![]() jackbauersballs: Nacked the Housegirl...Nacked my older neighbour...tried to nack all the girls at my lesson... |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Fussbot: 4:04pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
I was told God erased d 1st earth by water so anytime it was about 2 rain I'l start crying thinking d world was bout 2 end... 1 Like |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Nobody: 4:05pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
Fussbot: I was told God erased d 1st earth by water so anytime it was about 2 rain I'l start crying thinking d world was bout 2 end...You mumu for pikin no be small 2 Likes |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Fussbot: 4:06pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
never_say_never: ¤ Stole meat from pot, & when i was caught by mum, i felt so embarrassed (prayed for the ground to open up & swallow me)bros pls how do I post lik dis on ma 4one..I mean d spacing lik dis..abeg..bb |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by DonaldGenes(m): 4:08pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
when I was younq(6yrs old)I quess! One of our neighbour qirl prolly within same aqe bracket with me used to ask me to show her my pen-is then I will run away |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Fussbot: 4:08pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
sheyie2007:IYA E!BABA E! |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by biolabee(m): 4:08pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
xynerise: Hung my self on a tree like Judas is carrot just because I saw a man in a movie commited suicide by hanging himself on a tree. I was just bleating like a christmas goat that day. My elder bro saved my life antelope ![]() |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Bryancrox(m): 4:10pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
I use 2 bury money and d head of agama lizard 4 sevendays and use d money 2 buy smtin 4 any girl 2 make her luv me *insane word* Anytime 2 fowls are fighting,i wil put a stick of broom in d ground to make dem fight 4 long *anoda insane word* 2 Likes |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by KINGwax(m): 4:11pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
*** Learned to build a cage but never caught one dove! *** played the boss everytime. And my type of boss alwys kill the actor ***can anyone remember...''Dodging-fire"? *** alwys love to play husband to busola! And we alwys send our children to boarding school! *** ground ma biscuits to powdery form and licking it *** licked the bowl with ma tongue *** stole 'biro', remove the name tag, suck the ink and smashing the bottom of the pen. 5 Likes |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by xynerise: 4:12pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
biolabee: ![]() |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Bond008(m): 4:12pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
sheyie2007: I killed all my grandma's chickens with stone and buried them... was really a sadist thenbera confess to her if u wana make heaven. dont say you did not hear. i soaked garri with hot water and suger.#yuck swallowed 'agbaluma' seed my aunty shouted ha e go grow on top your head. omo see cry |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Udochee(m): 4:14pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
Remember afta watchin superman cartoon one day,then i took my mum's wrapper & tied it across my neck,den i started runnin around hopin 2 fly 3 Likes |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by freezzz: 4:14pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
King Solomon I: I once saw my friends jumping into a small pond near my house, so i jumped in too and till today i dread water and still cant swim cos of the water i gulped that day...wen i found my way out of the pool that day, i picked up my clothes and quietly walked home This got me laughing as I did similar thing too when I was 10 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by biolabee(m): 4:15pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
jackbauersballs: Nacked the Housegirl...Nacked my older neighbour...tried to nack all the girls at my lesson... badt boy.. |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Nobody: 4:16pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
King Solomon I:hahahahaha..Sounds like my mom's story. She once followed her friends to the stream to swim and she couldn't swim o. She nearly drowned that day, they had to get her out and drain the excess water from her. |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by biolabee(m): 4:17pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
xynerise: bros how far LOL |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Nobody: 4:22pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by valicious1(m): 4:22pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
I Remember my uni dayz 2nd year precisely I was living in one of my church elder's house (he had a 4room apartment & I stayed in one ), I was watching p.orn one night & nepa struck, I forgot to switch off d t.v & went to sch d next mrning. Now my t.v had a fault dat whenever its put-on, d volume goes to d highest so you wld have to reduce it urself) While in schl, I remembered d calamity dat was about to happen, I rushed back home, it was at d parlour door dat I started hearing d loud moans emanating from my room. Elder was sitted at d parlour & his wife at d kitchen, d noise from my room filled d whole house. I quietly went pass d man, went into my room, switched off my t.v. Since den I neva near my family church uptil 2day. 9 Likes |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Jerryjat(m): 4:22pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
perform some nasty experiment on lizards... i'll neva buy the complete amount of wat i was sent... |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by DonaldGenes(m): 4:27pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
Brand_new: Wetin aje pako like me go come talk now?I weep for you brother! |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by DonaldGenes(m): 4:29pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
Jerry-jat:Chaaaaaaai! You were really a bad boy kaiiiiii |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by dandollaz: 4:29pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
Least I can remember. -playing brick game till it refuse to end -jumping from 1st floor -leaking ice block from freezer -leaking the gas cooker that nearly burn our house -buying porn magazines -playing okwe,swell,parnya,constr push car with balles -if mum boil yam I will cook rice rice when she is out and wish everything clean -hide n seek with neighbour girl -taking meat from pot -fingering ur maid when she is sleeping but now I know that she is awake but enjoying the show and one daddy caught me red handed because I did she him on time. 1 Like |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by DonaldGenes(m): 4:31pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
valicious1: I Remember my uni dayz 2nd year precisely I was living in one of my church elder's house (he had a 4room apartment & I stayed in one ), I was watching p.orn one night & nepa struck, I forgot to switch off d t.v & went to sch d next mrning. Now my t.v had a fault dat whenever its put-on, d volume goes to d highest so you wld have to reduce it urself) While in schl, I remembered d calamity dat was about to happen, I rushed back home, it was at d parlour door dat I started hearing d loud moans emanating from my room. Elder was sitted at d parlour & his wife at d kitchen, d noise from my room filled d whole house. I quietly went pass d man, went into my room, switched off my t.v. Since den I neva near my family church uptil 2day.Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaints!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by fyneboi79(m): 4:32pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
DaDewdropsNVS: Farting contests in CHURCH with my siblings to embarrass my DAD enough to make us LEAVE the gaddem place!!!!Chei!!! This guy wan kill person with laff! 50000 Likes!!! |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by deHitchcock(f): 4:34pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
dallyemmy: * Chewing gum to bed and to find it stuck to my hair in the morning.could this be my sister? 2 Likes |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Jerryjat(m): 4:37pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
Donalð Genes: oboy na so oooo.... |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by prince13: 4:39pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
I USED TO THIEF POWDERED MILK FROM THE ROOM,THIEF MEAT FROM POT OF SOUP AND RUN AWAY FROM HOME WHEN IT WAS TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL UNTILL MY FORM TEACHER SENT PUPILS IN TO COME AND CARRY AND FORCE ME DOWN TO SCHOOL,IT WAS TERRIBLE. |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by pcagbaji(m): 4:43pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
Use to plane that when. I grow up I will buy full egg and only me will eat it,I will buy sardine and bread , drink full battle of malt then go an buy full lap of chicken eat it alone ;DUse to plane that when. I grow up I will buy full egg and only me will eat it,I will buy sardine and bread , drink full battle of malt then go an buy full lap of chicken eat it alone |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by mckemsoc(m): 4:46pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
I use 2 catch lizard as a kid, inject urine wit a syring into its system & watch it stuggle 2 death or kill it myself. ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by fyneboi79(m): 4:47pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
1.Me and my brother would enter the booth of d car in turns τ̲̅ȍ see how dark Į̸̸̨ƭ was. 2.One day we entered the freezer and while Į̸̸̨ƭ was my turn he sat on the lid and our mum just came into the kitchen τ̲̅ȍ collect water from the freezer and out I came τ̲̅ȍ her amazement. 3.We would smell d sofa when visitors left τ̲̅ȍ determine who crapped before coming. 3 Likes |
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Istand(m): 4:47pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
*Cook sand wit fire, pluck plenty grasses miss wit clay as soup + stones as meat. *Wearin my mum's bra n plenty makeups on my face *Cryin afta my parents to buy me biscuit wenever we pass tru a provision store even wen its locked. *takin my mum's money n pretendin not to be me. *use to listen to my mum's belle wen she was pregnant wit my younger sister. 3 Likes |
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