valicious1: I Remember my uni dayz 2nd year precisely I was living in one of my church elder's house (he had a 4room apartment & I stayed in one ), I was watching p.orn one night & nepa struck, I forgot to switch off d t.v & went to sch d next mrning. Now my t.v had a fault dat whenever its put-on, d volume goes to d highest so you wld have to reduce it urself) While in schl, I remembered d calamity dat was about to happen, I rushed back home, it was at d parlour door dat I started hearing d loud moans emanating from my room. Elder was sitted at d parlour & his wife at d kitchen, d noise from my room filled d whole house. I quietly went pass d man, went into my room, switched off my t.v. Since den I neva near my family church uptil 2day.

valicious1: I Remember my uni dayz 2nd year precisely I was living in one of my church elder's house (he had a 4room apartment & I stayed in one ), I was watching p.orn one night & nepa struck, I forgot to switch off d t.v & went to sch d next mrning. Now my t.v had a fault dat whenever its put-on, d volume goes to d highest so you wld have to reduce it urself) While in schl, I remembered d calamity dat was about to happen, I rushed back home, it was at d parlour door dat I started hearing d loud moans emanating from my room. Elder was sitted at d parlour & his wife at d kitchen, d noise from my room filled d whole house. I quietly went pass d man, went into my room, switched off my t.v. Since den I neva near my family church uptil 2day.

biolabee:

bros how far LOL

dilim247: My dad bought a bottle of black current drink n refused to give me some, I went to his room, poured out a cup of black current , n poured in a cup of water inside d black current bottle.

valicious1: I Remember my uni dayz 2nd year precisely I was living in one of my church elder's house (he had a 4room apartment & I stayed in one ), I was watching p.orn one night & nepa struck, I forgot to switch off d t.v & went to sch d next mrning. Now my t.v had a fault dat whenever its put-on, d volume goes to d highest so you wld have to reduce it urself) While in schl, I remembered d calamity dat was about to happen, I rushed back home, it was at d parlour door dat I started hearing d loud moans emanating from my room. Elder was sitted at d parlour & his wife at d kitchen, d noise from my room filled d whole house. I quietly went pass d man, went into my room, switched off my t.v. Since den I neva near my family church uptil 2day.

mysticgal: broke my dads fone cos i lost a game,read my mums sex&marriage books,tried 2 swith on gascoker,dat nearly burnt our house.

gesoilo: Writing my names in a piece of paper and slotting it inside my eleganzar pen for identification

[/code]1. promised myself to f**k all my neigbours females, enough playwriting, dircting and acting 
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shits_happen: __ Hid behind curtain so I could eavesdrop on my brothers escapades.
__ Gave a dead mice state burial that lasted for three hours.

where u con get money for coffin?

sheyie2007: Performed a lot of torturing tactics i learnt from movies on rats when they get caught on glue.. needle, blade name it

sheyie2007: Smoked mat stick.... paper too

Lolaabokoku: When i was younger

* i'd put my arms in my shirt and told people i lost my arms

* Would restart the video game whenever i knew i was going to loose

* Had that one pen with four colors and tried to push all the bottons at once

* Waited behind a door to scare someone then leaving behind because they are taking too long to come out

* Faking being asleep so i could be carried to bed

* Used to think that the moon followed our car

* Tried to balance the switch between on/off

* Watching two drops of rain roll down the window and pretending it was a race

* The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag

* Swallowed a food seed i was scared to death that a tree was going to grow on my head

* Closed the fridge slowly to see when the light goes off

* Walked into a room, forgot what you need,walked out and then remember

# Remember when we were kids and coldnt wait to grow up?

# Childhood is the best oart of our life!2
Keep it rolling...

Siga: I remember my mum driving me to school in her 1976 VW Beetle but driving too slow...cars overtook us and I was so upset that I stepped on her foot which was on the gas pedal and mash it up....the car jumped and we almost crashed into the car in front....she pulled over and gave me the beating of my life...even asked if I was cursed by her enemies to kill her....will never forget that day....I may even still have the marks from the beating on my back almost 30yrs ago....

jackbauersballs: Nacked the Housegirl...Nacked my older neighbour...tried to nack all the girls at my lesson...

Started smoking egbow at 13.Practically lived in Baba Seun's Gamecenter at PWD ikeja,

Tamo Molue and beg conductor for standing after spending my transport fare.

Sneaking into Pen-Cinema to watch Indian films and dodging the Ticket office guys.

Finally playing Monkey Post on Agege Motor Road(express) during the Sharia reprisals in 2001.

Good times growing up in Agege central. Lol

mymz:
you loss?
if yes, take a bus to mile 2, alight and take another one to Seme boarder, when u get there keep going forward, you'll see the moon and some grass.
collect a handful (of the grass i mean), take a gentle whiff and the vast knowledge contained in the book "All about Nairaland" shall be revealed unto thee