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| Spanish Lesson by tytylayor: 9:20am On Mar 07, 2008 |
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: la Casa." "Pencil," However, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora" ), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your wages on accessories for it. The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador"  ,Because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won. |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by clemcykul(f): 10:03am On Mar 07, 2008 |
i knoe they did |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by asquare2: 10:10am On Mar 07, 2008 |
old joke |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by segunpc(m): 10:21am On Mar 07, 2008 |
the computer is supposed to b unisex[b] [/b] |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by tessybaby(f): 10:23am On Mar 07, 2008 |
Déja vu |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by clemcykul(f): 10:39am On Mar 07, 2008 |
na im dey worry u  tess i miss u die  how u dey? |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by tessybaby(f): 12:25pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
i dey kamkpe i miss u more where u dey? |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by ituen(m): 5:00pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
she dey ever get location. Sweetie hw u dey na? Will be coming home soon |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by clemcykul(f): 2:28pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
iteun wetin concern u? olofofo tess no giv am food and bla bla bla in the nite u hear? |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by ituen(m): 9:12pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
attempt to put mouth in family decision can cause wahala oh |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by delib: 9:24pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
na wa oo |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by ThugLife1(m): 10:35pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
ituen:  |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by TOYOSI20(f): 2:11am On Mar 09, 2008 |
@ post Nice |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by kronkykay(m): 7:51am On Mar 09, 2008 |
nice joke |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by delib: 9:21am On Mar 09, 2008 |
joke ,ronke,funke,folake |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by jaymobb(m): 9:26am On Mar 09, 2008 |
all na joke |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by tufe(m): 6:22pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
nice one there wifey. i love that joke. keep it up |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by tessybaby(f): 12:19pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
@ ituen oh sweety am waiting |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by delib: 12:32pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
happy married life |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by tufe(m): 12:36pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
tessy, where you been at girl? ituen, plz do and answer our madame |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by damn: 1:47pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
dt was tite and very corong!! GO !!!!  |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by tufe(m): 1:53pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
what a name you have there  |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by tessybaby(f): 4:04pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
hey tufe i was abroad u know always putting to birth na ituen go kill me oooo abeg advise am for me ooo i no want born again i don tire |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by holythug(m): 4:07pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
ow u go tire like dat. . . u neva born reach 11 na |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by tufe(m): 4:24pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
wetin, u wan make she born complete football team |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by jaymobb(m): 6:00pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
before nko na so oga ituen want am or you don forget sey him be chief |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by gunpoint(m): 6:20pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
tessybaby: ITEUN NO GREE OHH STUDIES HV SHWN, ALL DIS WOMENS, U GATS KIP EM BUSY, GO MAN, DATS D SPIRIT!!! BT MAYB IF SHE HIT 17, U FIT SLW SMALL SHA VIVA LA GUNPOINT!!! |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by ituen(m): 12:25am On Mar 11, 2008 |
Hmmm Na how many una want me to stop for? public opinion poll |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by gunpoint(m): 8:05am On Mar 11, 2008 |
31 Sounds lik a gud numba ta me??  |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by clemcykul(f): 5:15pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
once a gunner alwayz a gonner |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by tufe(m): 5:33pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
MAN U 4 LIFE !!! |
| Re: Spanish Lesson by tytylayor: 12:10pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
Blood Test Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for a blood test. 2nd Child: So? Are you afraid? 1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. At this, the second one started crying profusely. The first one was astonished. 1st Child: Why are you crying now? 2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! |
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