A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods. To find out what the par is for this damn hole."

Gets ready to leave this thread

blacksta:


"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods. To find out what the par is for this damn hole."

WOW!!

I love this!! - Nice 1 black  

yh  u scored wit dis one sta
kudos!

finally,something good

kudos blackie, !

cynthoney:

finally,something good

kudos blackie, !

Glad you like it - Just Warming up

yeah - give us more! more!! more!!!

yeah,we want more,blackie

Oya form a queue.

lol, very funny!

Blacksta, this is the best joke I have read so far from you. Nice One. Keep it up.

yeah.its a nice one

blacksta:

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods. To find out what the par is for this damn hole."

This is the killer blow

now what is the par for this damn joke
*e make sense*

Manageable

;d

blacksta:

;d

so u still dey recycle old jokes ke?

abeg let the thread die im natural death - open a new thread and give us fresh jokes jor!

which jokes i dey recycle

we don hear am b/4 - no dey resurrect your old thread

just give us fresh jokes now. . .

Efe - u sef don slack - love don scatter your head


when last did u post a joke - all u know is to be chasing Vicks up and down

Nah man - Efe's in recess!!

But don't make the object (me) the subject - post new jokes jor!

Efemena_xy:

Nah man - Efe's in recess!!

Love good sha

philip0906:

why do u have flies on your head - u never baf

^^ hehehe

blacksta:

why do u have flies on your head - u never baf

philip0906:

have u baf with soap

blacksta:

have u baf with soap

blacksta:

have u baf with soap

Razor sharp mouth!!

Efemena_xy:

Razor sharp mouth!!

u sha like bashin ppl

Efemena_xy:

Razor sharp mouth!!

lately u been saying i get razor mouth  - abeg explain