babylolaroy:
B4 Aluta cums around to do dat for yu, lemme quikly render my own elp. yu av to unfollow d dude cos i know most def, yu wudav been following him. Afterall yu dnt av his number, neither does he av urs. yu dnt know him in person nd he doesnt know you. Thats a relief. your onesided crush for him doesnt need water. Let it die nd move on babe. shits happn, just flush it nd step forward
*shifts aside for Aluta*: next!!

El Guapo: Um..I'm i really late for the party in here?

Cathaliya:
nope, me no do follow follow o...just followed his diary, thats all.

mondi_cheeks: what is this married doing in the midst of single ladies

Only married to my education and work at the moment - though i'm flirting with the latter

U gotta welcome me in a nice way, i mean no harm

RedBenson:

You wan the dude by all means cos u perceive say the dude carry dough abi? E go disappoint u. Better concentrate wit that ur N20,000 salary earning bobo.

Cathaliya:
lmao @ 20k salary earning bobo....
So Redbenson, all these green light wey I dey show you, you no see am abi?

Cathaliya:
Actually, what drew me to the guy was this game I played with him...
So, I just wanted to know him more and prolly for keeps....but hey, he doesnt feel same, so I will just be a distant friend to him instead of locking him out totally...

Cathaliya:
Redbenson, iwukwanu onyeara o....

El Guapo:

Only married to my education and work at the moment - though i'm flirting with the latter

U gotta welcome me in a nice way, i mean no harm

mondi_cheeks: what abt my sister in law

Oh...

Mondi u wouldnt believe that i forgot i'm married to Brenda, u dont have to blame me anyway

I get this bachelor feelings alot of times

El Guapo:

Oh...

Mondi u wouldnt believe that i forgot i'm married to Brenda, u dont have to blame me anyway

I get this bachelor feelings alot of times

mondi_cheeks:

Oh c'mon Mondi, its damn early to drop few tears.

Here, sit while i get a drink, u're gon' to tell me about urself and ya single status

El Guapo:

Oh c'mon Mondi, its damn early to drop few tears.

Here, sit while i get a drink, u're gon' to tell me about urself and ya single status

mondi_cheeks: im not single im just helping single ladies out

Charity work rocks i guess

Speaking of helping them out, you do hook them up with moles that'd dump them back to their former state or what?

El Guapo:

Charity work rocks i guess

Speaking of helping them out, you do hook them up with schmunks that'd dump them back to their former state or what?

mondi_cheeks: no with husbands to be

So what do i dub u now?

Marital broker?

You get commisions for that?

RedBenson:

No show me that kind green light abeg. If you wan show me green light, come to my bedroom straight. No time for forum green light.



Was the game all about how much he worth financially? U used an indirect way thinking he wont know, but the bloke is smart.



What does this one mean?

El Guapo:

So what do i dub u now?

Marital broker?

You get commisions for that?

RedBenson:

You wan the dude by all means cos u perceive say the dude carry dough abi? E go disappoint u. Better concentrate wit that ur N20,000 salary earning bobo.

mondi_cheeks: yes i do...seun offers me monies for every couple i hook up on NL. I was the one who got ogugua and sexkillz together. I gave them anointed oil from my church

Lmao

OMG, She had me cracked up tis early - she must be a genius

I got someone u might want to help, a he

El Guapo:

Lmao

OMG, She had me cracked up tis early - she must be a genius

I got someone u might want to help, a he

mondi_cheeks: who?

Myself.

I'm filing for a divorce soon and i'm in search of a rich lady that i'd look to come in handy, we two can make a new world outta her resources and possibly go with the 'richest couple' tag.

U make cash hooking people up, u're rich - Hook me up with urself

El Guapo:

Myself.

I'm filing for a divorce soon and i'm in search of a rich lady that i'd look to come in handy, we two can make a new world outta her resources and possibly go with the 'richest couple' tag.

U make cash hooking people up, u're rich - Hook me up with urself

mondi_cheeks: i Already have my own carrot cake. Look for someone else and i will give u oil

Here it is, u're having ya affair muddled up in a job that fetches u millions.

A prudent marital broker would divorce her hubby, hook herself up with one of NL's finest and grab the rubbers Seun would be dropping in her account, then move on to divorce the dude and hook up with the fmr hubby again...

Thought of that?

El Guapo:

Here it is, u're having ya affair muddled up in a job that fetches u millions.

A prudent marital broker would divorce her hubby, hook herself up with one of NL's finest and grab the rubbers Seun would be dropping in her account, then move on to divorce the dude and hook up with the fmr hubby again...

Thought of that?

mondi_cheeks: how about i hook u up with Sniper, you will make a perfect couple

I heard she's 54?

Shares same age with Nigeria

Brenda is the best anyway

El Guapo:

I heard she's 54?

Shares same age with Nigeria

Brenda is the best anyway

alutacontinua:

lolz, babes, free me nah....

HE/SHE'S JUST PULLING YOU PEOPLE'S LEGS!

babylolaroy:
who is he or she?

mondi_cheeks: u are wicked! She will give u fine children biko. So u arent divorcing brenda afterall?

I'd be a big fan of Hell to be divorcing Brenda

El Guapo:

I'd be a big fan of Hell to be divorcing Brenda

sexytabhi:
dannyxy,this one ehn just tell him yes lol. He will swim inside dirty lagoon for your sake..