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My Fiancee And I by flexshop(m): 9:57pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts,and often times was bra- less. She would regularly bend downwhen she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Look and behold, my future family werestanding outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test, We couldn't ask for a better manfor our daughter Welcome to the family"! I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief cos .. I was actually heading to the car to get my condoms ... NA GOD SAVE ME....happy new month, Enjoy the rest of †ђξ 9t/wkend.& don't let my father-in-law hear this |
Re: My Fiancee And I by greedie1(f): 10:05pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
smh |
Re: My Fiancee And I by Nobody: 10:11pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
hahahahahahahahahaha. OP. hahahahahaha. abegi. cancel the marriage. |
Re: My Fiancee And I by flexshop(m): 10:11pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
gree-die: No gree am fall of |
Re: My Fiancee And I by Flashaldrin(m): 10:21pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Recycled nansense! Where are the mods when you need them?? 1 Like |
Re: My Fiancee And I by greedie1(f): 10:24pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
flexshop:smh smh smh smh.... |
Re: My Fiancee And I by flexshop(m): 10:32pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Flashaldrin: Recycled nansense! Where are the mods when you need them?? |
Re: My Fiancee And I by Fussbot: 11:09pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Haha..u 4 do lik sae u neva hear am b4 na..lol |
Re: My Fiancee And I by Boss13: 12:49pm On Feb 02, 2013 |
I heard of this joke when I was in secondary school |
Re: My Fiancee And I by Nobody: 12:59pm On Feb 02, 2013 |
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