As valentine is fast approaching, i want us to re-evaluate our past valentine experiences, what was the worst valentine gift ever received from someone

mine was in year 2009, i received a letter from someone i used to know, like and date, instead of the normal poem about how awesome you are, the dude freaking broke up with me, he told me that he had a purpose and that i was kind of distracting him from that purpose, and the dude waited for me to give him my own gift of a designer wristwatch which turned my bank account red.

Well, share yours

She gave me a kiss & other din-dun-dins instead of sexxx on val. Now u r stunned! ...just joking.
Honestly I v never received any a gift that I cant term as a worst one.

Hankerchief

A singlet

I dont believe in d day....i valentine always, but d worst a man/woman can get dat day is a heartbreak!

Exponental: I dont believe in d day....i valentine always, but d worst a man/woman can get dat day is a heartbreak!

Worst valentine gift happened when she switched off her phone when we were supposed to go out only to see her in the gathering of some other richer dudes (she didn't see me)
The next day she said her battery was down and she was down with malaria
My message to other guys: If she gives you any 'not feeling fine' story on that day, just know the same thing is happening

Well your worst gift was something na. You got something but you just did not like it.

Imagine getting nothing; how do you think that feels?

very funny question cos of my micheivous act in secondary school.
Then in SSS3. We had the valentine in class, though we'd been doing it in our previous classes. We would collate the name of each student in the class, wrap them in a paper and start passing the basket containing the paper. The essence of this was to buy a gift for anybody whose name you picked.
Coincidentally, i picked a gurl who had been my gurlfriend since sss1, but broke up with me in sss3 first term cos of one part 1 medical student that used to be our senior. In our previous celebrated val, i gave her a nice perfume and wrist watch packs that my aunty brought from Dubai(all stolen from her wardrobe anyway). And she gave me a pair of nice white snickers.
She thought i would reciprocate the nice guy i used to do when we were together. As a gurl expecting something better than last val's gift, she bought me a golden wrist watch. And i as a vindictive guy that had already been looking for the glorious day to retaliate, i perfectly wrapped a garri and #5 candy in a present pack so that she wouldn't know what is inside. We exchanged the gift the following day during closing time and went to our various homes cos it wont be nice checking what the gift was in school.
The following day. When i got to school, just saw her friend giving me a malicious look and i was becoming terrified that seems there is fire on the mountain today. During the break time, she came to me and started locking my shirt. The issue even got to the principal.

TWO BAGS OF G***RI

nothing

Must all valentine threads make the frontpage?

Nairaland mods, u ppl will go nuts over this valentine issue, are u in secondary school, for the love of knowledge, there are way more important things to be on front page, not 4 topics on valentine

Condom and garri :

My room mate received Fem Tight Soap

A pen.

Nothing

She made me her EX on last years valentines day

PJ....

Pyjamas... Not Private Jet...

Mine was in SS2,i received a deodorant from her. Damn! It's not like i stunk then,the babe was just clueless. We laughed over it sha.

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boxers ,

What is Valentine?

She has been ma GF 4 ova 7 months be4 2010 val. Infact, I wx broke buh I had 2 improvise And augment.. I got her cloths.. I bot asortd drinks and biskits 4 her frends. I did alll that moreso becos she complaind I wxnt buyin gifts 4 her like her frnds BFs do. She enterd d batrum 2 bath wen a txt enterd her fone frm an unstored numba and it read thus ''my love, I wish ur wt me now so I can hold ur breastsz in ma hands whyl we..''
I forwarded d txt 2 ma fone and deleted it frm her sent items. She came out, saw d txt, wx suddenly uneasy since d txt had been read and deleted it imediately. I pretended like notyn hapend.. Had sex wt her frm 14th 2 15th (can't count haw many rounds sef).. Den I brot up d mater , shwd her d txt and gave her red card.

Plz help,my hubby does not reckon with valentine,birthday gifts stuff,xmas present stuFf,even does not see anything special about our wedding anniversay,dnt get me wrong,he is around one of the best husband heaven can provide,but he sees these things as not necessary,I call him a local hussy in cases like dis...but ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ knw as a woman I cherish stuffs like dis alot.what do I do

Few weeks to val:
Gf: baby I heard
new bb is out.
Akpos: all bb's
always hang.
Gf: dis one doesn't
hang.
Akpos: so am a liar abi? Its
over btwn us..

condom,monkey tail and weed.

singlet and two white handkerchief... whether she want me to join atilogwu dancers, I dont know...

She brought me a swim suit. I wasnt certain what I'd use it for. Then she told me that I can wear it when WE GET TO ONIRU BEACH

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Nothing.as in the person didn't give me anything

if you have receive valentine gift 2-3 times without been married you are a waist simple my own dictionary