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Re: Lmao by ituen(m): 4:56pm On Apr 09, 2008 |
hmmmm |
Re: Lmao by ifyalways(f): 5:19pm On Apr 09, 2008 |
huh hah |
Re: Lmao by gilgee(m): 5:22pm On Apr 09, 2008 |
wetin your eye see wey your mouth no fit talk? |
Re: Lmao by ifyalways(f): 5:57pm On Apr 09, 2008 |
noring ooooooh nuffin + nothing= something heavy |
Re: Lmao by ituen(m): 7:39pm On Apr 09, 2008 |
oya come explain |
Re: Lmao by gilgee(m): 8:07pm On Apr 09, 2008 |
okay na heavy nothing? You don jam tipper wey carry gravel ooo |
Re: Lmao by ituen(m): 9:34pm On Apr 09, 2008 |
Motor dey jam the owner? |
Re: Lmao by olulu(m): 8:54am On Apr 10, 2008 |
u b tipper driver? cool, come supply sand and gravel for my new house in lekki phase 3 |
Re: Lmao by clemcykul(f): 9:12am On Apr 10, 2008 |
so u don get house? congrats my dear at least u don try live for ur tree house for 46yrs |
Re: Lmao by ituen(m): 9:38am On Apr 10, 2008 |
. . . and the guy still dey owe rent for there |
Re: Lmao by olulu(m): 10:44am On Apr 10, 2008 |
at my house warming ceremony singing, Hehas done for me , God has done for me, what clem can not do, He has done for me what ituen can not do God has done for me |
Re: Lmao by jaymobb(m): 11:21am On Apr 10, 2008 |
my broda he has really done it 4 u finally u av a bed space under bridge |
Re: Lmao by efuah(f): 11:40am On Apr 10, 2008 |
@jokes real lmao |
Re: Lmao by clemcykul(f): 12:10pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
the lmao reach ur mind so? |
Re: Lmao by efuah(f): 12:13pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
yes clemcy |
Re: Lmao by SamMilla1(m): 12:17pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
nice jokes up there ify |
Re: Lmao by gilgee(m): 4:44pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
@IFY That ur tongue dey red. You never still stop to take fanta do breakfast, luck and dinner? |
Re: Lmao by Nobody: 6:04pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
ROTFLMSMFAOTTW KFWTTJIVVTAWMAMGC |
Re: Lmao by Efebabe: 6:36pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
nice one. here is my contribution called: Dear Abby Letters Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything - and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out? Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered - I think she is going through mental pause. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex - and he is a doctor. Now what do I do? , Additional entries, all also drawn from her book: DEAR ABBY: I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for what he can get? GERTIE DEAR GERTIE: I don't know. What's he getting? DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like? CAROL DEAR CAROL: Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie. DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible? KAY DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work. DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early? WONDERING DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late. DEAR ABBY: Do you think about dying much? CURIOUS DEAR CURIOUS: No, it's the last thing I want to do. DEAR ABBY: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time? JAKE DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also hazardous. DEAR ABBY: I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions? ANNIE DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it. DEAR ABBY: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? SAM IN CAL. DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office. DEAR ABBY: What inspires you most to write? TED DEAR TED: The Bureau of Internal Revenue. DEAR ABBY: When you are being introduced, is it all right to say, "I've heard a lot about you"? RITA DEAR RITA: It depends on what you've heard. DEAR ABBY: I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits. ROSE DEAR ROSE: So would I. DEAR ABBY: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? BESS DEAR BESS: Night and Day. |
Re: Lmao by jaymobb(m): 8:30pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
@ efe which level my sista odikwa ok wit u? |
Re: Lmao by ituen(m): 12:29am On Apr 11, 2008 |
It is really not ok with her oh |
Re: Lmao by olulu(m): 8:08am On Apr 11, 2008 |
efebabe u da bomb, i tripping, i mean, i trips, nay, i tripped u too much come gimme a hug, yeah dats rite, closer, closer, yep, dats d spot, |
Re: Lmao by ituen(m): 9:18am On Apr 11, 2008 |
Na wetin dey do our boys these days? |
Re: Lmao by clemcykul(f): 10:05am On Apr 11, 2008 |
na bla bla bla urge |
Re: Lmao by gilgee(m): 1:07pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
bla bla mania. |
Re: Lmao by tufe(m): 1:20pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
olulu, na wa for you o. the girl never land finish and you don dey yarn am. the boiz for this place sef i fear them o. na real bla bla mania dey worry them |
Re: Lmao by clemcykul(f): 2:13pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
i no fit sout |
Re: Lmao by tufe(m): 2:30pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
. . abeg just try at least |
Re: Lmao by clemcykul(f): 3:10pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
i get boil for mouth |
Re: Lmao by jaymobb(m): 3:26pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
na hw u take get am sef |
Re: Lmao by gilgee(m): 3:28pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
over lollipoping. |
Re: Lmao by clemcykul(f): 3:30pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
chei |
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