On my birthday, i woke up my wife didn't wish me anything even my children, my parent and my friends forgot to wish me anything on my birthday. I went to work behold my secretary wish me happy birthday, i was so happy and delighted. In the afternoon she invited me for lunch, i went, after eating she told me to accompany her apartment which i went with her. She told me to relax that she what to make use of her toilet, after 2minutes my wife,my friend and my friend screamed happy birthday. On opening the door behold i was naked on the bed. Every body were disappointed. I couldn't face anyone right now, what shall i do, 'm in a big mess now

So u have b wantin to sleep wit ur secretary

How many tyms will i read dis on nairaland? *long hisssssssss*