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D Strict General by Cabsso(m): 6:46am On Feb 16, 2013 |
General Alex has been monitorin d movement of his only daughter recently. Infacts he first picked her calls 2confirm d identity of d caller b4 handin over d phone 2her after thorough investigation. But on one faithful day, her boy friend called & General picked d cal as usual. Watch out how dia conversation goes. General: hello General: may i know u? Boyfrnd:sori i wnt 2speak wit joy sir. General: i said who r u & wat 4? Boyfrnd: (after he understood d situation @hand, he clear his throat) Boyfrnd: i am FRANK EDOHO frm WHO WANTS 2B A MILLIONAIRE. Joy frnd is presently on hot seat & needs her help 2answer a question 4 2millionaira. So d nxt voice she hear is hers d time starts nw. General: ooh my God am very sori joy! Joy!! Joy!!! Pls tak ur phone ur frnd needs ur help. Boyfrnd:d question is wen r u comin 2maro? (A)Mornin (B)Afternoon (C) Evening (D) Night. Joy: D Night. Boyfrnd: r u sure? Is dat ur final answer? Joy: yes am very sure. General: baby am sori. Joy: ok daddy am nt angry d questn is even simple. |
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