The Perfect Employee?

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

haahha

Hmmmmm.
Nice.

this is a joke well worth the effort.
How did u think it up.
Well done poster.

yeah evidence of a great mind! keep it up

bless u dear

great joke

Now thats what i call creativity

good thinking, good product

- provided you are the original author of the joke.

no idea is original man. think abt dat

@biggerboy
dream?

Migines:

@biggerboy
dream?

Not dream,vision

lmao

I like dat

:dd

Nice joke, well thought out,  kudos.

Loved this joke - really intelligent

Keep it up @poster

Person go think say na the joke dey make u smile,meanwhile na woman wey u see.

Derailed D1 with drainage mind!

U have to show some respect if u want the job, ok?

Y do u want to work with me?

D1KeleVra:

Na my fault sey she dey squat?

meaning

in English pls. . .

and my phone no dey touch ground!

:p

I like it.