Bad guy-"who's in charge?"
Pilot-"i'am"
Bad guy-shoots him
Bad guy-"Now who's in charge?"
Co-pilot-"you are"


PASSENGER 57

warsaw never saw war until warsaw saw war!! -hitler(aufsteig der böse)
i'm Adolf Hitler,the eternal god of germany and the terror of the whole world

not that i'm a nazi infact i hate hitler.i just like the way he's statments rhyme

"Yippie-ki-ay-mutherfucka!" -------------bruce willis ----------------- in die hard

Guns don't kill people, People kill people : DMX - Romeo must die

Guns don't kill people, People kill people : DMX - Romeo must die

[color=#000099]"you know what i'm sick
i'm sick sick sick
and when i'm not sick
i'm tired
i'm sick and tired of your sh*t MONSTER IN- LAW

i need you on my side sam
iam on your side mr froddo.

you better say your last prayer, God is my witness

oh i forgot, i dont need no witnesses, **shoots him**bang bang bang



black dawn

hey hey fu*k u man,

who put this thing together? ME!

who do i trust? ME!


scarface

From the movie Summibare,

Lobito tells his gf or the aunti ( i cant really remember , but it goes something like this " Ma[b] wa[/b] aunti ye"

and then the aunti says " je ki ma lo. oko ni o ma wa mi, o so mi di legedi's benz, o ni pe o ma wa mi"

it goes somthing like that. anyways watch the movie and u will understand it better.

My big fat greek wedding :

the greek mother says " men are the head of the house, and women are the neck which the man cant function without"

if those arent the exact words then its something like that.

from grease.
men are rats ,men are fleas on rats,men are amobia on the fleas on rats.

I love the one from Grease or something!

I love the one from Grease or something!

I'm afraid of heights man.

aren't you a muthafucking pilot?

No, I'm just a muthafucking stimulator. (SNOOP DOGGY DOGG). Soul Plane

lol

rush hour
hard to kill

if wilfred does not clean the kitchen, scrub the toilet, nobody, i say nobody will eat in this house this evening.
and you,do you belong to this family? nonsense



FRANCA BROWN in ATROCITY

'you gave me bad direction'

'no, i didnt give you bad direction, i gave you wrong direction'

jackie chan and owen wilson in shangai noon 1

leader= i like long legs
followers= i like long legs
leader=i like short legs
followers= i like short legs
leader=morning madam
followers=morning madam
leader=don't repeat me
followers=don't repeat me


TOP SQUAD

GIRL= papa

DAD= i told you not to speak french to me

GIRL=father

WINNERS AND SINNERS!

DEAR DARLA

I HATE YOUR STINKING GUTS
U MAKE ME VOMIT
YOURE ( bla bla bla) BETWEEN MY TOES

LOVE ALFALFA

boy= BOYS HAVE A PENNIS, GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA
kids= HAHAHAHAHAHA


KINDERGATEN COP

lol

BOY= UH- OH, THE'RE GONNA DO IT
(MAN AND WOMAN KISS)

KINDERGATEN COP

I'LL BE BACK

terminator

girl=MR KIMBLE,I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM


kindergaten cop

this is it! don't get scared now!

HOME ALONE 2

DON'T WORRY, CHINESE BAMBOO, IS VERY STRONG



RUSH HOUR 2

WHERE THE Bleep YOU BEEN?


ocean 11

E.T. phone home



E.T.