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Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by tytylayor: 4:38pm On Mar 25, 2008
The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school.

- My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

- Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

- Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

- Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

- Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

- John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

- Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

- Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by ituen(m): 8:05pm On Mar 25, 2008
TYTY,

dont tell me you would do this to your kids?
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by delib: 8:12pm On Mar 25, 2008
tyty could not come to skool as a result of ituen's bla bla bla please excuse her
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by ituen(m): 9:59am On Mar 26, 2008
Delib,

Shoe get size oh
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by tytylayor: 11:11am On Mar 26, 2008
yes nw, shoe get size, so Delib be warned
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by olulu(m): 11:22am On Mar 26, 2008
hmmmm,

should i laugh or not?



grin
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by tytylayor: 11:31am On Mar 26, 2008
y u go laugh? shocked oya begin cry grin grin grin
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by delib: 11:39am On Mar 26, 2008
wtfking is the shoe size here
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by tytylayor: 2:34pm On Mar 26, 2008
More excuses

The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school.

- Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I started making the beds.

- Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a funeral.

- My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marine's.

- Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

- Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

- Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.

- Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going around school, her father even got hot last night. grin grin grin
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by gilgee(m): 2:58pm On Mar 26, 2008
TYTY you are 4ck much. Keep em coming. . . kiss
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by naijastyle: 2:21am On Mar 27, 2008
ROTFLMBAO
grin  grin  grin  grin
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by olulu(m): 9:02am On Mar 27, 2008
ty ty baby



cheesy cheesy cheesy


grin grin grin
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by clemcykul(f): 9:23am On Mar 27, 2008
lmao
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by tytylayor: 10:04am On Mar 27, 2008
and more and more grin grin grin


The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school.

- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

- Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

- Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.

- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

- I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

- Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

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