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Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by tytylayor: 4:38pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school. - My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. - Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. - Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. - Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. - Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. - John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. - Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. - Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very close veins. |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by ituen(m): 8:05pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
TYTY, dont tell me you would do this to your kids? |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by delib: 8:12pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
tyty could not come to skool as a result of ituen's bla bla bla please excuse her |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by ituen(m): 9:59am On Mar 26, 2008 |
Delib, Shoe get size oh |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by tytylayor: 11:11am On Mar 26, 2008 |
yes nw, shoe get size, so Delib be warned |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by olulu(m): 11:22am On Mar 26, 2008 |
hmmmm, should i laugh or not? |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by tytylayor: 11:31am On Mar 26, 2008 |
y u go laugh? oya begin cry |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by delib: 11:39am On Mar 26, 2008 |
wtfking is the shoe size here |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by tytylayor: 2:34pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
More excuses The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school. - Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I started making the beds. - Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a funeral. - My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marine's. - Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. - Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. - Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor. - Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going around school, her father even got hot last night. |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by gilgee(m): 2:58pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
TYTY you are 4ck much. Keep em coming. . . |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by naijastyle: 2:21am On Mar 27, 2008 |
ROTFLMBAO |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by olulu(m): 9:02am On Mar 27, 2008 |
ty ty baby |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by clemcykul(f): 9:23am On Mar 27, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses by tytylayor: 10:04am On Mar 27, 2008 |
and more and more The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school. - Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. - Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. - Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. - Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust. - Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. - I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. - Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. |
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