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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 12:13am On Aug 17, 2009 |
Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TheSeeker(m): 12:51pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
I can't let the world run me, because no matter what it is, I am who I am and I have to run what the world is composed of - Myself. If you feed a sucker, he'll grow up to be a bigger leech |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by naijalove(f): 12:18am On Aug 18, 2009 |
hate them, love them, stil do not make them care if you fall on your face |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by naijalove(f): 12:20am On Aug 18, 2009 |
he that takes pride in climbing the highest mountain, takes greater care in whom his pride is directed at, |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 1:46pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
"The best gift in life is a friend" - Tom and Jerry |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 6:58pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 6:47am On Aug 19, 2009 |
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 6:48am On Aug 19, 2009 |
You cannot dream yourself into a character: you must hammer and forge yourself into one. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ravenzord(m): 6:30pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
Life is what everyone says it is. . .it all depends on where U're looking from- Myself |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:26am On Aug 21, 2009 |
When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by SeanT21(f): 2:16am On Aug 21, 2009 |
Ralph Waldo Emerson All mankind loves a lover The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 3:01am On Aug 21, 2009 |
~"I think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It"~ Charles Schulz ~"If U're Not On Somebody's Shit List,U're Not Doing Anything Worthwhile!"~ |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 10:47pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
You can't have everything, where would you put it? |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 10:50pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
if men are like buses, then how do i catch one? |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by skydancer: 12:52am On Aug 22, 2009 |
Be kind to everyone because they are fighting a war - Plato |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by nex(m): 3:01am On Aug 22, 2009 |
Save money and money will save you. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by violent(m): 11:08pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
of all the prepostrous assumpton of humanity, nothing exceeds the criticisms made of the habits of the poor, made by the well housed, well warmed and the well fed herman melville |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Alveez(m): 11:13pm On Aug 24, 2009 |
'' LACK OF EXIT STRATEGY MADE THE FIRST BLIND MAN TO SUCCESSFULLY ROB A BANK BUT TURN AROUND TO ASK THE CASHIER TO LEAD HIM OUT OF THE BANK, HENCE HE FLOPPED, and got himself caught, DID YOU SAY HOW SAD? LET ME TELL YOU TOMORROW MAY BE THE DAY YOU OWN FLOP WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DONT PLAN YOUR "exit strategy" OF ANY SITUATION NOW. AFTER ALL IT WASN'T RAINING B4 NOAH BUILT THE ARK". , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PRINZ ALVEEZ FASH. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by pcicero(m): 12:50am On Aug 26, 2009 |
We should credit the source for published works. someone quoted 'i think, therefore i am' by Rene Descarte. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Oluschenco(m): 1:12pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
Tough time never last, but tough people do. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by olapo(f): 8:47pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
the age of metusellah has notin 2 do with the wisdom of solomon, |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by zanyzaza(f): 2:44pm On Sep 02, 2009 |
Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - ZsaZsa Gabor |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 11:57am On Sep 03, 2009 |
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by zanyzaza(f): 12:25pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
@epi: That made me smile. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 2:45am On Sep 05, 2009 |
~"All Women Are Good - Good For Nothing, Or Good For Something"~ Miguel De Cervantes ~ |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:07pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
zanyzaza:glad i put a smile on your face @topic All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!" -- Bob Newhart |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 7:27pm On Sep 07, 2009 |
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by SeanT21(f): 1:55am On Sep 08, 2009 |
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. -- Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892) I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. -- Lily Tomlin Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. -- Issac Asimov In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -- Robert Frost |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 8:48pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
There's a gullible side to the American people. They can be easily misled. Religion is the best device used to mislead them |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:15am On Sep 09, 2009 |
Its better to aim too high and fall short than to aim too low and succeed. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:52pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
Whenever I get happy, I always have a terrible feeling. Roman Polanski |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 2:32am On Sep 12, 2009 |
~Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease And There Is A 100% Mortality Rate ~R.D. Laing~ |
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