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| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 1:33pm On Jul 01, 2009 |
A charming woman, doesn't follow the crowd. She is herself. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 6:34am On Jul 02, 2009 |
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.  |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 1:10pm On Jul 02, 2009 |
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by RuuDie(m): 8:24pm On Jul 02, 2009 |
"True love comes quietly; without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ear checked." - Erich Segal |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by RuuDie(m): 11:00pm On Jul 02, 2009 |
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by richpitt(m): 1:52pm On Jul 03, 2009 |
People dnt care how much u know until they know how much u care neva leave until 2mrw what can be done today cos 2mrw my broda neva comes
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| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 5:15pm On Jul 03, 2009 |
If sex is such a nutural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it  |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 6:57am On Jul 04, 2009 |
Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 6:57am On Jul 04, 2009 |
If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 10:56am On Jul 04, 2009 |
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by RuuDie(m): 7:31pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished."  |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 7:49pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
~Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Don't Have Film. ~ |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 11:52am On Jul 05, 2009 |
How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Put a little boogy in it! |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 2:21pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
~When People Talk To God, It's Called Prayer. When God Talks Back, It's Called Schizophrenia ~ |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 11:11pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
My own personal favorite Cher song is the unforgettable Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 2:28am On Jul 07, 2009 |
~Anyone Who Uses The Phrase "Easy As Taking Candy From A Baby" Has Never Tried Taking Candy From A Baby~ |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 3:03pm On Jul 07, 2009 |
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 12:52pm On Jul 08, 2009 |
Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything! |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by RuuDie(m): 1:10pm On Jul 08, 2009 |
"A person just doesn't consist of what they choose to show u. . . . . " |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 6:18pm On Jul 08, 2009 |
~Men are the cause of women not loving one another!! ~Aint That A Fact  |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by courage89(m): 7:16pm On Jul 08, 2009 |
"Human being cannot reason above their imagination" therefore make the best of what you have |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by luvbooks(f): 10:18pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
If you want to be friends with a Giraffe, never make fun of its neck - Roald Dahl. Lord, deliver me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies. - Voltaire. |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by tp2cool: 12:51pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
"a woman's mind often changes; quite mad is he who trusts her!" |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by tp2cool: 1:10pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
"Self-sacrifice is never entirely unselfish, for the giver never fails to recieve" |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 3:30pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
~A Critic Is A Legless Man Who Teaches Running ~ Channing Pollock |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by RuuDie(m): 5:31am On Jul 15, 2009 |
"When we least expect it, life sets us a challenge to test our courage and willingness to change; at such a moment, there is no point in pretending that nothing has happened or in saying that we are not ready. The challenge will not wait.” Paulo Coelho |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 12:01pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
You are never given a wish, without being given the power to make it come true.  |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 12:15pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
Where there is no vision, the people perish!! |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by RuuDie(m): 4:49pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
TOYOSI20: nice 1 |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by SeanT21(f): 8:37pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980) "Men are like steel. when they lose their temper, they lose their worth." - Chuck Norris (1940-) "It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument." - William Gibbs McAdoo (1863-1941) "Better to light a candle than curse the darkness." "If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument." - Proverb "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) "Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1900-1944) |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 7:59pm On Jul 16, 2009 |
SeanT21: ~One of my fav. Quotes! |
| Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 8:02pm On Jul 16, 2009 |
~It May Look Like I'm Doing Nothing, But I'm Actively Waiting For My Problems To Go Away |
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