Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.
William James

Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something

mohawkchic:

~ "Behind Every Successful Man Stands A Surprised Mother-In-Law."- Hubert Humphrey

rotflmao.
funny quote

haba alhaji

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Aristotle Onassis

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

Madame de Sévigné (1626 - 1696)

Ori e,
O foncasibe

Learn to live life to the full, savouring every moment

The you in you is the you that makes you you you are _______presido1.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best.
John Tillotson

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience.
Elbert Hubbard

Lovely! You guys should keep 'em coming.

Self discipline is the key to everything. I believe it down to my core.

You re not a success until you re changing other’s lives permanently

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Real intelligence is the creative use of knowledge not merely the accumulation of facts

People who live for themselves are in a mighty small business

The garden of your life is in your mind

In three words I can sum up everything I've learnt about life: It Goes On

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Real intelligence is the creative use of knowledge not merely the accumulation of facts

You re a character of your thots