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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mamagee3(f): 3:18am On Dec 01, 2009
"An Eye For an Eye makes the World go blind"

Ghandi.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 7:38am On Dec 01, 2009
And a tooth 4 a tooth wil mak 9ja go toothless. Bt my teeth complete. Mamagee help me count am grin grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:51pm On Dec 01, 2009
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:23pm On Dec 01, 2009
[size=13pt]An eye for an eye make's the world go wise. . .  kiss[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sjkeri(m): 6:56pm On Dec 01, 2009
Epi:

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
what if he succeeds?
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by skfa1: 7:21pm On Dec 01, 2009
Word of wisdom
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:02pm On Dec 01, 2009
[size=13pt]A man's growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends. [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 7:03am On Dec 02, 2009
"Not only strike when the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking."

-- Oliver Cromwell, military leader
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:26pm On Dec 02, 2009
[size=13pt]A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:42pm On Dec 02, 2009
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 1:54pm On Dec 02, 2009
grin grin sin boadly
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:03pm On Dec 02, 2009
[size=13pt]Adebayor thats the main word. . . kiss

Topic. ,
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 2:20pm On Dec 02, 2009
Off topic:
you cannot escape the responsibilities of tomorrow by evading it today shocked
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:40am On Dec 03, 2009
[size=13pt]A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by annebella(f): 11:51am On Dec 03, 2009
[b][/b][i][/i][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]"love is the greatest weapon of warfare." cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:09pm On Dec 03, 2009
We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home. - Gene Perret
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 2:50pm On Dec 03, 2009
"If your actions create a legacy that inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, then you are an excellent leader."

-- Dolly Parton, Singer
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 1:18am On Dec 04, 2009
[size=14pt]~“If You Don't Know Where You Are Going, Any Road Will Get You There.” ~Lewis Carroll[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:29pm On Dec 04, 2009
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 1:44pm On Dec 04, 2009
~Events that take place in life either good or bad are not coincidences it is fate or destiny.~
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 12:14am On Dec 05, 2009
witty qoutes pls angry angry angry
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 4:39am On Dec 05, 2009
"The more tranquil a man becomes, the greater is his success, his influence, his power for good. Calmness of mind is one of the beautiful jewels of wisdom."

James Allen
(1864-1912)
Author of As A Man Thinketh
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 5:00am On Dec 05, 2009
n ot bad
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:26pm On Dec 05, 2009
Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.

Lao Tzu
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TheHawk: 4:45pm On Dec 05, 2009
If the rules of the game won't let you win. change the rules, or don't play at all. - Myself
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:52am On Dec 06, 2009
[size=13pt]Epi. . . so cute. kiss

Topic. . . .
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:37pm On Dec 06, 2009
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:10am On Dec 07, 2009
"Giving up is the ultimate tragedy."

-- Robert Donovan, writer
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:30am On Dec 07, 2009
[size=13pt]As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. . . [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 12:07pm On Dec 07, 2009
As sharp as a razor, as sick as a . . . . dog grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:16pm On Dec 07, 2009
[size=13pt]adebayo201 hope you're not refering this quote to some persons. . . . smiley

Topic. . .

Born again? ! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:44pm On Dec 07, 2009
Mother told me to be good, but she’s been wrong before

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