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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:38pm On Dec 07, 2009
[size=13pt]A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in Satan. . . . [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by eldee(m): 3:25pm On Dec 07, 2009
Good thread. . .
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 3:28pm On Dec 07, 2009
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in Satan. . . . [/size]


na lie b that one . . . . .
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:43pm On Dec 08, 2009
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 2:24pm On Dec 08, 2009
~You are only as smart as your stupidest instinct.~
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 12:25am On Dec 10, 2009
Dead onez die to cause financial crisis to the living onez. cry
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:06pm On Dec 10, 2009
Just for this one night I will not think about you. I will have fun, and laugh again. And enjoy every minute. Tomorrow I will deal with the hangover
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by tolufaithO(f): 4:19pm On Dec 10, 2009
[color=#000099][/color][b][/b]The Pain of Luv is for only those that have loved
The Joy of making up is those that have broken up
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 5:21am On Dec 11, 2009
Short witty quote nt Long love quote @ tolu
topic:
a youth without a goal is a goat.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by eldee(m): 10:06am On Dec 11, 2009
adebayo201:

Short witty quote nt Long love quote @ tolu
topic:
a youth without a goal is a goat.

That's bullshit!!!

It's not witty, stupid and most of all not true.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by eldee(m): 10:08am On Dec 11, 2009
I'm guessing your pastor musta said this at a youth forum.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:21pm On Dec 11, 2009
You can't buy love on eBay.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 12:15am On Dec 12, 2009
"The person who pays an ounce of principle for a pound of popularity gets badly cheated."

-- Ronald Reagan, 40th U.S. president
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by wowasset: 6:08am On Dec 12, 2009
Be good or @ least good @ it.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 11:29am On Dec 12, 2009
@eldee, u guess wrong!
nxt tyme plz, learn to mind ur biz. Hmmm?! undecided

good one @ epi nd jamace. lipsrsealed
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by eldee(m): 11:45am On Dec 12, 2009
adebayo201:

@eldee, u guess wrong!
nxt tyme plz, learn to mind your biz. Hmmm?! undecided

Stop sulking like a kid . . .
I've seen you correct a crap quote on this thread so what's the long face for??

It's still silly . . . c'est fini
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 12:17pm On Dec 12, 2009
When ? Where ?? How
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by eldee(m): 12:22pm On Dec 12, 2009
Ogaga4luv: A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in Satan. . . .


Adebayor: na lie b that one . . . . .

My case rests cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:41pm On Dec 12, 2009
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 1:14pm On Dec 12, 2009
tongue tongue tongue
i see . . . shocked
bt y cant u allow him Ogaga to defend himself on dat quotes. Moreover, dat quotes i pasted iz from pg 1/2 of diz thread cry
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by eldee(m): 1:41pm On Dec 12, 2009
Epi:

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Allow me to steal that for my new sig. cheesy

adebayo201:

tongue tongue tongue
i see . . . shocked
bt y cant u allow him Ogaga to defend himself on dat quotes. Moreover, dat quotes i pasted iz from pg 1/2 of diz thread cry
I'm not defending him, I'm defending my right to speech
Anywayz, the person was wrong cheesy tongue tongue
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ozalogbo: 12:04am On Dec 13, 2009
We learn geology the morning after the earthquake, Ralph Waldo Emerson
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:20pm On Dec 13, 2009
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by omoovie(f): 2:47am On Dec 14, 2009
Bah
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:58pm On Dec 14, 2009
God's last name is not "Dammit." Unknown
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by afriking1: 2:00pm On Dec 14, 2009
Greatness is when someone walks away from the temptation of pleasure to protect their intergrity
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 7:27pm On Dec 14, 2009
me kno like am o @eldee tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:21pm On Dec 15, 2009
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 5:35pm On Dec 15, 2009
Epi:

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

grin grin make we go wake Sir Isaac Newton and Thomas Edison be that. That is what i call short witty quote
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 5:42pm On Dec 15, 2009
A word to the wise aint necessary, it is the stupid ones that need the advice cheesy cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 5:44pm On Dec 15, 2009
Two things are infinite: the universe and the human stupidity an im not sure of the universe shocked shocked
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 5:45pm On Dec 15, 2009
;d ;d ;d

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