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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:52am On Mar 25, 2010
grin grin grin
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adebayo201:

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grin grin grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 10:47am On Mar 25, 2010
"To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right."
grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 10:51am On Mar 25, 2010
"My life is an indivisible whole, and all my attitudes run into one another; and they all have their rise in my insatiable love for mankind."
smiley smiley smiley
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:19pm On Mar 26, 2010
[size=13pt]Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key. . . . wink[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by tayoast(m): 8:42pm On Mar 26, 2010
When your outgo is more than your income, your upkeep 'll be your downfall. . . . . WORD!!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 12:07am On Mar 27, 2010
To succeed in life in today's world, you must have the will and tenacity to finish the job.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by fisabilillah: 12:10pm On Mar 27, 2010
Nothing is really every thin,but there is one thin about anthing- there is GOD in every thing.
Abdullah Musa
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:45pm On Mar 27, 2010
[size=13pt]I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature. . .[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chibaby5(f): 1:53pm On Mar 27, 2010
I really lyk ds thread cool

ma fav quote: U NEVA MISS A GD THING TILL IT LEAVES U smiley
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by fisabilillah: 8:18pm On Mar 27, 2010
This life is nothing but a memory, all the love, good times, friendships and the sad moments will always fade away.
Abdullah Musa
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:51pm On Mar 28, 2010
[size=13pt]Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. . . . *[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 2:16am On Mar 29, 2010
"Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."

Victoria Holt
(1906-1993)
British writer
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:59am On Mar 29, 2010
[size=13pt]so you can beat him fatty.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 12:43am On Apr 03, 2010
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future."

-- Paul Boese
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 12:44am On Apr 03, 2010
"Remember, happiness doesn't depend on who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think."

Dale Carnegie
(1888-1955)
Writer and Lecturer
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:34pm On Apr 04, 2010
[size=13pt]Every child begins the world again. . . . . ~ wink[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Abygul(f): 12:48pm On Apr 08, 2010
and to die is to be buried i try abi no reach? cool
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by eldee(m): 6:58pm On Apr 08, 2010
Life is like a confused teacher, first she gives the test and then teaches the lesson.

Drake
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Abygul(f): 7:02pm On Apr 08, 2010
Humm
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by star(f): 7:31pm On Apr 08, 2010
I wish, I didn't wish, you wish, you're still with me,
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:26pm On Apr 08, 2010
[size=13pt]The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.~~ smiley[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by cbase: 1:38pm On Apr 11, 2010
When The Can cannot, The cannot, can can grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:42pm On Apr 11, 2010
cheesy cheesy cheesy
cbase:

When The Can cannot, The cannot, can can grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:42pm On Apr 11, 2010
[size=13pt]Religion is the biggest hoax ever perpetuated upon mankind. . . . .~~~ smiley[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by cbase: 8:50pm On Apr 11, 2010
Trouble not trouble, till trouble troubles you
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by violent(m): 6:30pm On Apr 15, 2010
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:02pm On Apr 16, 2010
[size=13pt]I like this. . . , cheesy cheesy cheesy[/size]
cbase:

Trouble not trouble, till trouble troubles you
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:05pm On Apr 16, 2010
[size=13pt]very true talk. . . . i wanted to say this cool[/size]
violent:

@Remido:

It isn't proper to spam threads with silly adverts
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:15pm On Apr 16, 2010
[size=13pt]The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. . . . . cheesy cheesy smiley[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by lincDzinc(m): 8:56pm On Apr 17, 2010
If you are on a mission without vision, you will end up in division!

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