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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Tatase(f): 9:03pm On Apr 17, 2010 |
"We should have a great many fewer disputes in the world if words were taken for what they are: the signs of our ideas only, and NOT for Things Themselves." - John Locke |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 12:25am On Apr 18, 2010 |
"Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve." -- Benjamin Franklin, statesman |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:01am On Apr 19, 2010 |
[size=13pt]You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. . . . [/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Rare(m): 8:46pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
" Nobody ever made history by following the rules " |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 1:22am On Apr 20, 2010 |
"I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity." -- John D. Rockefeller, Industrialist |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:37pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
[size=13pt]Life without music would be flat . . . . [/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 12:01am On Apr 22, 2010 |
[color=red] Ogaga4Luv:[/red] i [color=blue]total concur[/blue] wit dt. Ar u dey old pal |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 1:10am On Apr 23, 2010 |
"Well done is better than well said." Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790) One of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America, Author, Printer, Satirist, Politician, Scientist, Inventor and Statesman |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:36am On Apr 23, 2010 |
[size=13pt]i dey my man. . . .life is sweet jare. how your side na [/size] adebayo201: |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:37am On Apr 23, 2010 |
[size=13pt]A kiss may ruin a human life. [/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:17pm On Apr 27, 2010 |
[size=13pt]Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched. [/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 2:25am On Apr 29, 2010 |
"Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear." Marcus Aurelius (121-180) Roman emperor, philosopher |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:25pm On May 05, 2010 |
[size=13pt]Whatever advice you give, be brief.[/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Hadewunmee(f): 8:52pm On May 06, 2010 |
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. The best way to become boring is to say everything. "Beauty lies in the eye of the beer holder." "I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why some wives treat their husbands like toxic waste." |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Hadewunmee(f): 8:54pm On May 06, 2010 |
He who follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd, never ever |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:17pm On May 14, 2010 |
[size=13pt]Nice one. [/size] Hadewunmee: |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:18pm On May 14, 2010 |
[size=13pt]It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted.[/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:47pm On May 14, 2010 |
Confidence thrives only on honesty, on honor, on the sacredness of obligations, on faithful protection and on unselfish performance. Without them, it cannot live. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:39pm On May 15, 2010 |
[size=13pt]good one. [/size] jamace: |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:40pm On May 15, 2010 |
[size=13pt]A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.[/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by thevulcan: 2:13am On May 17, 2010 |
the sun neva sets unless the day's abt to end neither does it rise unless its a new day, |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by thevulcan: 2:20am On May 17, 2010 |
every today would become a yesterday and was a tommorow. the depth of our care and love for others determines the height to which we would attain to in lyf |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 8:22am On May 18, 2010 |
"Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier." Colin Powell (1937 - ) former U.S. Secretary of State |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 4:17am On May 19, 2010 |
"Act swiftly and vigorously, without "buts" and "ifs", " Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) French general and emperor |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 9:51pm On May 21, 2010 |
The trouble with naked dancing is that not everything stops when the music does. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 10:01pm On May 21, 2010 |
I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn't the thought that I had thought I had thought. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by saymalcolm(m): 11:09pm On May 21, 2010 |
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito." ---Namibian Proverb "Courtesy costs nothing but buys everything." ---Unknown "New lovers always want so much never to have loved before." ---Mark Anthony "The older you are, the more of a coward you become." "The best standard of measuring yourself is by the people who measure their lives by you." --- Morgan Freeman in 'The Bucket List' "Give me chastity and constancy but give it not yet" ---August Christopher "Free from desire, you realize the mystery; caught in desire, you see only manifestations." ---Lao Tzu "Most people are willing to change, not because they see the light but because they feel the heat" "Its better to want something you dont have than have what you dont want." "You never lose money because you buy lessons." "Never sneeze when you hide or smile when you lie." "The men who manage men, manage men who manage machines; but the men who manage money, manage the men who manage men." "He that hasteth to be rich hath evil eyes and considereth not that poverty shall come upon him" ----------Proverbs 28:22 "There's no art to find the minds construction in the face." -----Macbeth in 'Macbeth' by Shakespeare "May old acquaintances be forgot and may new ones yet be made." ----Alan Shore in 'Boston Legal' "Speeches dont feed people, actions do." |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 8:57am On May 22, 2010 |
* Friends are like stars that make Ur life sparkle * |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:42am On May 22, 2010 |
[size=13pt]Don't ever give up on something or someone that you can't go a full day without thinking about. . . . [/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:43am On May 22, 2010 |
[size=13pt]Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard.[/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 3:25pm On May 26, 2010 |
"Life is the sum of all your choices." -- Albert Camus, Author |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 7:51pm On May 27, 2010 |
"A fool sees an enemy. A wise man sees a lesson to be learned." Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948) Spiritual Leader of India during the Indian Independence Movement |
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