oya make we start, 

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.


shey na true Ogaga and etal

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.

[s]Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.[/s]

[center]Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female[/center]

Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannise their teachers.   

[center]Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.




Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.[/center]

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

"You can get anywhere if you simply go one step at a time."

Dave Ramsey
(1960 - )
Financial Author, Radio Host, Television Personality, Motivational Speaker

nothing missing; nothing broken!

Success is who you are!

[size=13pt]^{Yes my dear. . .}
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tayo_ast:

^^really?

[size=13pt]^{I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born}[/size]

[size=13pt]^{Good one my dear. . . . how did you know this?} [/size]

femmy2010:

Statistics are like Mini-Skirts,they give you a good idea but still hide the most important things.

[size=13pt]^{Happiness is not perfected until it is shared, it is only at this time that the smile you send out returns to you.} [/size]

[size=13pt]^{The fact that we expect success does not mean we should forget that failure exists.} [/size]

[size=13pt]^{Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. . . .} [/size]

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.

-- Demosthenes, statesman

jamace:

"You can get anywhere if you simply go one step at a time."

Dave Ramsey
(1960 - )
Financial Author, Radio Host, Television Personality, Motivational Speaker

i have deep ears to hear loudly and eyes (foresight and hindsight) to see clearly

short witty quotes plzzzzz

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

'Some people are born to be consumers'

'Men lie, Women lie, Numbers never lie'

'Focus on trying, dying is the easy part'

' Never waste a crisis'

' When people show you who they are, believe them'

"You cannot perform in a manner inconsistent with the way you see yourself."

Zig Ziglar
(1926 - )
Author, Salesperson, and Motivational Speaker

"The thing that cowardice fears most is decision."

Soren Kierkegaard
(1813-1855)
Danish philosopher and writer

"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car,
yet are unable to understand the lawnmower,
snowblower or vacuum cleaner."

Kindness is the inability to remain at ease when your neighbour is not at ease.

[size=13pt]^{Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles. . .} [/size]

[size=13pt]^{Those who fear the darkness have no idea what the light can do.} [/size]