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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by iice(f): 5:41pm On Feb 11, 2011
Just coz the nice man offered you candy, doesn't mean you should jump into his windowless van ~ Sheldon Cooper cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by pkasso(m): 6:18pm On Feb 11, 2011
Fair is Foul,Foul is Fair ! - Macbeth
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:29pm On Feb 12, 2011
cheesy cheesy wink
iice:

Just coz the nice man offered you candy, doesn't mean you should jump into his windowless van ~ Sheldon Cooper cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:31pm On Feb 12, 2011
[size=13pt]I am fed up. After 62 years in public office, I have had enough. I want to go. If if resign today there will chaos. . . . cheesy cheesy[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:35pm On Feb 12, 2011
[size=13pt]There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband. wink[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by earthrealm(m): 3:17pm On Feb 13, 2011
I love Thanksgiving turkey , it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts grin angry grin.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:49pm On Feb 16, 2011
[size=13pt]Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear, But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:52pm On Feb 16, 2011
[size=13pt]Get on, slowpoke. All my life I've had to put up with your screw-ups. - angry[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:53pm On Feb 16, 2011
[size=13pt]It's like sex with an orgasm at the end of it. Whereas film is like you have sex but you never ger the orgasm. A lot of stopping and starting .[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by MWorkers(m): 4:16pm On Feb 16, 2011
“Nobody dies from lack of SEX. It's lack of LOVE we all die from."

MOTHER TERESA
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 6:34pm On Feb 16, 2011
When life comes at you,
and her legs are wide open.
What do you do?

Do you fucck it or ditch it?
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kolaoloye(m): 8:57am On Feb 17, 2011
Life is a market place make sure you return home with profits.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:49am On Feb 18, 2011
[size=13pt]Nice one. . . grin[/size]

kola oloye:

Life is a market place make sure you return home with profits.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:51am On Feb 18, 2011
[size=13pt]Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:53am On Feb 18, 2011
[size=13pt]A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs, according to a one German saying.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by earthrealm(m): 5:26pm On Feb 22, 2011
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by dtsmile: 8:00pm On Feb 23, 2011
What makes a winner: problems,problems,problems.it's not only not quitting at face of problem but always happy to face problem.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ethereal(f): 12:11am On Feb 24, 2011
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never saw an AK 47 riffle". "U stand in d house of a coward 2 point @ d ruins of a brave man's house.Chinua Achebe
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by earthrealm(m): 7:41am On Feb 24, 2011
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.

Margaret Thatcher
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 11:21pm On Feb 27, 2011
"You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. "

Ruth E. Renkl
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by earthrealm(m): 9:43am On Feb 28, 2011
This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an id,iot ."

Rip van winkle
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 5:10pm On Mar 01, 2011
"Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by zionking(m): 8:07pm On Mar 01, 2011
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 11:06pm On Mar 01, 2011
"Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost."
--
Robert Schuller, Clergyman
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 8:01am On Mar 02, 2011
"The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:29pm On Mar 02, 2011
[size=13pt]Kill 1 Person , you are a Murderer. . . .

Kill 500,000 Persons , you are a king. . . . But ,

Kill '' Them All ''- you are a God. . . . . grin grin grin wink
[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:32pm On Mar 02, 2011
[size=13pt]I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.- Get the oven on, we might as well try! grin[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:40pm On Mar 02, 2011
[size=13pt]I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.The old ones are the best![/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:57am On Mar 10, 2011
If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens."

Ashleigh Brilliant
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:20am On Mar 10, 2011
[size=13pt]The official private race to the moon is on. . . . [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:21am On Mar 10, 2011
[size=13pt]No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road, turn back.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:22am On Mar 10, 2011
[size=13pt]Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. lipsrsealed[/size]

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