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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:01pm On Apr 15, 2011
[size=13pt]Nice one . That is one on my list . wink[/size]

cisse7575:

ALL SUCCESS DEMANDS GREAT SACRIFICE -DRAGON [MERLIN]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:04pm On Apr 15, 2011
[size=13pt]Your attitude is like a red sock in a load of whites[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:05pm On Apr 15, 2011
[size=13pt]Girls believe in what they hear and boys in what they see, that's why girls wear make up and boys lie. . . . cheesy[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 12:39pm On Apr 18, 2011
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]Girls believe in what they hear and boys in what they see, that's why girls wear make up and boys lie. . . . cheesy[/size]

i concur!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 12:40pm On Apr 18, 2011
"People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds, it is something one creates."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:36pm On Apr 18, 2011
smiley smiley smiley
chakula:

i concur!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:38pm On Apr 18, 2011
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After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:46pm On Apr 18, 2011
[size=13pt]Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by iice(f): 9:30am On May 01, 2011
Memory impairment - the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle ~ Sheldon Cooper cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:49am On May 03, 2011
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
iice:

Memory impairment - the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle ~ Sheldon Cooper cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:50am On May 03, 2011
[size=13pt]Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being paralyzed. Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what other people think. Wear what you want. Say what you want. Listen to the music you want to listen to. Play it loud as Bleep and dance to it. Go out for a drive at midnight and forget that you have school the next day. Stop waiting for Friday. Live now. Do it now. Take risks. Tell secrets. This life is yours. When are you going to realize that you can do whatever you want? cheesy[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:54am On May 03, 2011
[size=13pt]Get 8 hours of sleep per night so that you think more clearly cheesy[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ARareGem(f): 7:31pm On May 03, 2011
'Save water, drink beer.'

PS: Just kidding oh.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by iice(f): 3:48am On May 05, 2011
My brother once told me; Everything before a 'but' means nothing. ~ Benjen Stark
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:09am On May 05, 2011
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
ARareGem:

'Save water, drink beer.'

PS: Just kidding oh.
iice:

My brother once told me; Everything before a 'but' means nothing. ~ Benjen Stark
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:10am On May 05, 2011
[size=13pt]The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age lipsrsealed grin[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:11am On May 05, 2011
[size=13pt]For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by earthrealm(m): 2:13pm On May 05, 2011
Never trust a thin chef
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:31pm On May 05, 2011
grin grin grin
earthrealm:


Never trust a thin chef
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:04pm On May 07, 2011
[size=13pt]You may not be her first, her last, or her only.
She loved before she may love again.But if she loves you now, what else matters? cheesy
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:05pm On May 07, 2011
[size=13pt]Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 7:53am On May 10, 2011
"If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, then you are an excellent leader."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:11am On May 10, 2011
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A stumble may prevent a fall.
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:13am On May 10, 2011
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:14am On May 10, 2011
[size=13pt]When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by earthrealm(m): 2:00pm On May 10, 2011
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.


grin grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:56pm On May 10, 2011
[size=13pt]If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:58pm On May 10, 2011
[size=13pt]If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:01pm On May 10, 2011
[size=13pt]unfortunatly, i will have to destroy you grin grin grin grin[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by manmustwac(m): 6:05pm On May 10, 2011
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. [/size]
you must be refering to christians grin grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:08pm On May 10, 2011
[size=13pt]You my friend i am referring to the Christians and other religion dogma's in the house - but , how did you read my mind? grin grin

long time no seen where have you been. . . wink wink wink
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manmustwac:

you must be refering to christians grin grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by manmustwac(m): 6:20pm On May 10, 2011
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much[/size]
You refering to jesus Christ now or the pastors who will continue to pray for you chop your money and do nothing grin grin

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